Good evening, everyone, welcome to the guidance, no matter whether it is good or not, do not run! (I didn't have this line, I added it after reading the posting on the 20th floor. Don't throw things at me~!)
Tonight's program is really a lot, there are talking and singing and dancing, the skit is really good, funny!
Don't look at the teacher older than us, dance is really good, how do you think, fashionable!
It's been three years since I came to school, and I've learned a lot, and tonight I'm sitting in the front row of the leadership, and I'm warm!
The teacher's lectures are sincere, the students listen attentively in class, and the internship experiments are good and skillful!
Our school is small, but the name of the school has been changed this year, and the sign of the University of Science and Technology hangs in front of the door, which is good!
Looking at books. We have books, newspapers, tug-of-war, basketball, and races for all ages, and it's a blast!
Welcome the New Year and celebrate New Year's Day, every year is better than the last, the hospitalization school is developing fast, proud!
We are about to graduate, teachers and students have feelings hard to forget, each go their own way often contact, (Dang) we say what to do!
SMS ......... (four people together to say oh~!)
Gongs and drums are beating, people are laughing, Christmas and New Year's Day are coming, masters and doctors are gathering, it's very lively
Gongs and drums are banging, people are in high spirits, and they are coming to the stage, what if there is one person missing? I'll do it
Good evening, students, please welcome us, no matter whether it's a good speech or not, don't run away
We will say a short story, let's talk about our NanNong, and if there is anything like it, don't yell, it's not a problem
Today Nannong is so cool nowadays. Everyone loves the flowers and green grass, and the Yifu building is rising up from the ground. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
The spirit of truthfulness and innovation is strong, and Seminar discussions are going on all the time. Nannong is different from what it used to be. Shen (Nong/Dragon)
Teaching and research are not simple, and we work hard day and night to catch up with our projects, so why do we work so hard, boss?
The subsidy is 10,000 yuan at the end of the year, and each one of us is given three cases of Moutai, so you can eat whatever you like. I don't know what I'm talking about!
Who says our life as graduate students is boring? There's a lot of piano, chess, books and paintings, and we play and sing all night long.
Basketball, badminton, soccer, one after another, and when it comes to ping-pong, it's ber great.
Graduate students don't have a taste for it, and no one cares whether they go or not, so what if they don't know how to do their homework? (What if you don't know how to do your homework?)
It's hard to be a mentor, it's hard to be a teacher, it's hard to be a role model, it's admirable, and if it's a problem, it's a problem. Shame on you!
We have a lot of graduate students, and the North Park cafeteria has a lot of meat and a lot of tigers, so I'm hungry.
What to do in the cafeteria is to make a meal, and there's nothing wrong with heterosexual attraction, so if you run into a master chef, you'll get a half a spoonful of it.
We're chatting in the computer room, and we're just getting into a conversation, so if we ask, then we'll know that you're there, right next to us.
When you get your cell phone, you have to hang up as soon as it rings, but you'll have to hang it up and see what you call it. Retreat!
Talking about a problem eight times and still getting it wrong, my stomach is cramping, I'm on fire.
Weak schools, can not always be weak, up and down, really dry.
We don't usually work hard, the midterm scratches the scalp, the little face to see, really green.
Before the New Year, the former students sent the New Year's card, the spring breeze, really sweet.
The teacher who can't be bothered to ask, the teacher who can't be asked, as long as you learn, really teach.
The young boys and girls are hooked on "Young Boys, Young Girls", the midterm is coming, what a rush.
Small stalls and vendors are blocking the door, students are spending money without blinking, wind and water, really busy.
Safety education is taught every day, and the students are always on the edge of their seats, one for each family, so they are afraid.
Morning meeting is only half an hour, pale face squatting down, weak, really delicate.
They are in their fifties, and they go to bed before eight o'clock, and they turn over the newspaper.
After teaching for more than thirty years, I left this three-foot podium, and deep down, it's really sour.
They have been working hard on their teaching, and they have put aside their own personal gains and losses, and they have been looking at the sky.
The gap between the schools is a fact, the reason is really a lot of, are my fault? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
One session after another, a few gray hairs are connected to a piece, life is short, really fast.
Students are understandably naughty, parents are rude, teachers are panicked, tears in their eyes, really crying.
All schools are the same, art teachers do not talk about "beauty", the door is open, really messy.
After graduation, those who can say hello to their teachers are good students, I'm not making this up, it's true.
The colder it gets, the wider the windows are opened by the naughty students, which is cool.
The new building is so bright and shiny that you can't even think about swallowing it, so let's be honest, it's crazy.
There are a lot of people who would like to see the school's new building, but it's not a big deal to see the school's new building.
The teachers' conference reported the scores, a few happy and a few sad, and let the "medicine", really bitter.
How do you draw a school cartoon? I forgot Rodin's line, "Beauty is in the discovery", how stupid.
Tonight to go to the "complaint", nine advantages of a hope, the art of conversation, really great.
Students can't read a foreign language, teachers can't read his computer book, half a catty, really funny.
The principal's heart is loaded with teachers, teachers' hearts are loaded with students, "love all over the world", true love.
Principal out only three days, teachers are like students away from the class teacher, all over the body, really cool.
Who said that the new official three fire, the principal of the past few years have not been less "fire", beacon, really prosperous.
The music teacher is quite confused, the students are better than me "can" sing. I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
The better the class, the more energized it is, the more annoyed it is, and the longer it stays in class, the slower it is.
The evening program is "Sanshoujian"
1. Drums and gongs are clanging and clanging, and we are happy to welcome the New Year with joy!
3, this year the company situation is good, signed a lot of contracts, the annual task ahead of schedule, making money
4, a good national policy, construction projects are really a lot of infrastructure everywhere in the country, it's good
5, the second relies on the salesmen, tireless publicity, XX company known to everyone, well-known
6, despite the difficulties of the market, the salesmen are all
7, heroes first XXX, people fine legs fast brain, the annual completion of three million, model
8, in fact, XX is not bad, but did not dare to tell the truth, we know what for, afraid of Mrs. asked what the commission
9, the company's people are not simple, night and day to do the work, the hard work of this for what, to earn money
10, the technical department, an indispensable part of the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business, the company's business is not simple.
10 Technical Department, not less, elaborate design credit, but also the transmission of coal and chemical water to engage in, busy dead
11, the production department, very hard, overtime and overtime often, two days of work a day to do, no one complained
12, the quality of inspection did not Maada, quality products every day to send, upstairs and downstairs busy running, it is really good
13, the Ministry of Finance, is not simple, the open source of income and cut costs to strictly control, how many millions of additional revenue this year, can not say, the company has to do what? How many millions of revenue this year, can not be said
14, administration is not a lot of things, welfare mobilization assessment of credit, all for the good of the company, do not get tired
15, logistics supply is very trivial, you can not say that it does not matter, every effort is precious, do not say that the tired
16, the after-sales service is hard work, always out of the home to throw the family, the inside and outside the wife to do, do not change the heart
17, the company up and down the collaboration, the democratic system is a good thing, but also a good thing. 17, the company up and down the collaboration of good, democratic decision-making and hard thinking, do not rely on brutal by using the brain, to do a good job
18, Hello shareholders, take the time to give more guidance, the heart of the gratitude, such as the river waves, step by step
19, all of you listen to me, the true blessings pouring out of my heart, a good life is sweeter than honey, and more New Year's Eve money
20, Mr. Everything goes well, go out and hand over the luck of the purse, win the gift bag in the lottery ticket, the gift bag in the lottery ticket.
25, for today's gala, all employees are prepared, wonderful programs lined up, we retreat
Three lines - bitter song
The program is only a paragraph, the four of us stand on the stage, a gong, no drums, three lines - bitter song
The program is only a paragraph, the four of us stand on the stage, the four of us stand on the stage, a gong, no drums, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum, a drum. We have no drums, but we're in a mess!
The rooster crows and the trumpet crows early in the morning, and we don't go to the exercise hall to sleep, but we have to get up in the end, No. 1!
The cafeteria can be really tired of crowded meals, service attitude of the triads, a bun to half a pull, indeed black!
Six taels of rice, three taels of sand, biting into a steamed bun and choking off teeth, the food tastes bad, you go back, Baga!
The price of books is skyrocketing,
Books are expensive,
The homework is heavy and tiring,
Waxing and staying up all night to make up for the exams,
This is the first time I've seen a book in a classroom.
The classroom is damp and not bright, not to go to occupy the seat of no place, next year can use the east wing, enough to be difficult!
Secondary school classes have no taste, music and chatting doze off, homework will not do what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Teachers are tired of working hard, teaching and educating people, which exams did not do well, shame!
Eating, drinking and high consumption, wine and food to have flavor, campus hotel more than a dozen, too dark!
The above said a lot, the campus on the right and wrong, after the campus also said what? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
The hospital is not guilty of murder, liver problems cut your stomach, carry the body do not go, pay the fee!
There are a lot of chiefs and directors, who are the right people to listen to? The final result is still not uniform, the meeting!
The station's hygiene control is strict, and you'll be fined for littering, so why do you have to pay ten dollars? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The state-run unit of the iron rice bowl, the day of bankruptcy is really miserable, we eat together with the big, boss!
Zang Yanlong, the anti-Japanese hero Baosanniang
The gongs and drums are beating loudly, listen to me tell the story of the anti-Japanese.
Don't lose your concentration,
____ tell me the story.
The Lugouqiao Incident,
All over the country, the battlefields were set up．
The Japs invaded,
___ black hearted. （
The Japs are too wild,
Burning, killing and robbing everywhere.
The Japs are too wild,
Burning, killing and robbing everywhere.
The raping and pillaging of the people is not humane,
___ is a vicious wolf.
The national crisis is upon us,
The Japanese army is on the rampage.
The whole country is furious,
--fighting.
Japanese devils do not go wild,
You do not have long to live.
The Chinese people are determined,
___ punish the evil wolves.
There is a Baosanniang in Xuyi,
Following the ****ing party with all her heart.
Often delivering information to the anti-Japanese,
___ is busy running around.
Patriotic hero Baoniang
Author: Zang Yanlong
Since becoming an intelligence agent,
It has been day and night.
The information is sent to the contact point,
___Mudian.
The armed forces got the information,
They ambushed on both sides of the road.
The ghosts were beaten and ran away,
___wailing.
The ghosts are in a state of panic,
They're being arrested everywhere.
The head of the bastards, the traitor,
___ Wang Baochang.
The Japanese captured Sanniang,
Sanniang was not afraid.
The Japanese have captured Sanniang.
The Japanese are not afraid of the Japanese.
The ghosts are a trickster.
It's up to you to kill or die.
Forcing my mother to come to me.
No way.
At dusk on the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar,
it's cloudy at the foot of Tiantai Mountain.
A group of ghosts with swords,
___ not like human beings．
The Japanese with their faces and their hearts,
raise their butcher knives.
The three mothers laughed at the torture chamber,
and sacrificed their lives bravely.
To drive away the Japs,
San Niang sacrificed her life.
Only thirty-three years old, she was
___young．
She was a heroine,
Blood on Tiantai, she was a heroine,
Blood on Tiantai, she was a heroine,
Blood on Tiantai.
Her name and spirit will be passed on to the next generation.
The stories of the anti-Japanese resistance are different,
Children are among them.
Little Soldier Zhang Ga and Little Yu Lai.
-Heroes.
Sixty years after the victory in the anti-Japanese war,
Remembering the heroes in our hearts.
The rich country and the strong people will be powerful,
___ bravely forward.
Study hard and study diligently,
Aspire to serve the country.
Strive to build modernization,
___ grow up quickly.
Three lines--God and I
December 06, 2002 11:04:03 GMT Anonymous
God gave me a pair of feet,
To teach me how to stand,
But I only learned
to escape. --run away.
God gave me an erect waist,
taught me how to be indomitable,
but all I learned was
- to flail.
God gave me a pair of hands,
taught me how to create,
but I only learned
-begging.
God gave me eyes,
taught me how to find,
but all I learned was
-glancing.
God gave me a brain,
taught me how to think,
but all I learned was
--to sleep.
God gave me a mouth,
taught me how to shout slogans,
but all I learned was
--funny.
God finally got mad,
and said,
Why do you take what I give you
Always fooling around, always being funny, and always not learning!
And I finally got mad,
saying:
Why did you steal my ribs
and how can you not catch a woman running around?
God shook his whole body violently,
--fainted...
Three sentences "boast"
Good afternoon, teachers, welcome to the guidance, no matter whether it's good or not - don't run
Today we say a three sentence half, say it is not good to bear with us, our purpose is only one - to add to the chaos!
The new century and the new year, the first to pay tribute to you, I give you a bow - to give money
Today, we are in a good mood, first dance to the bath, find a lady to tutor - really good
Busy is the Wu Bureau, the eyes folded smile. The two eyes are folded and smiling, walking like the wind - fierce man
The freshness of the spirit of Secretary Bu, refined and talented, the three representatives of the heart - revolution
Handsome handsome man is the Bureau of China, the first white skin, beauty methods don't
Classical person is Sun Juan, soft like water Sai Zuying, gentle and elegant people good - lady
The situation of the Board of Education this year is good, promoted a number of small leaders, the new force of strong energy
This year, the situation is good, promoted a number of small leaders, the new force is strong
The teacher is a role model, rooted in education for the motherland, hard work and diligent study - dedication
Educational research is the leading role, the city and rural areas have to run, and listen to the lessons and guidance - really good
The teacher is the leading role, the city and rural areas have to run, and listen to the lessons and guidance
Teaching supervision is really hard, come before dawn and have to leave, the motorcycle shivering - fear
The most united in the teaching and research office, the relationship is healthy and pure, to eliminate the problem of difficult to solve -
The most united in the teaching and research office, the relationship is healthy and pure, to eliminate the problem of difficult to solve
The year before last we boasted about the "Four Flowers", but this year we boast about the beautiful women.
The ten most beautiful women are standing in front of the stage, and they are very attractive.
Huang Hak-kan, the chief beauty, traveled to the United States without saying a word, forgetting to bring her idol, Wang Qingwen - a pity
Clock Wei, the leading actress, was drunk on rice-planting songs, dressed in avant-garde fashion - a real beauty
We are the top ten beauties on stage.
The foreign beauty is Fang Man, who looks like a mixed-race child and plays with computers - really cool
The Western beauty is Feng Ling, who looks like the movie queen Catherine and charms the handsome Xu Zubing - a perfect match
The rich and noble beauty is Huai Xia, who has beautiful big eyes. Huaixia, beautiful big eyes shine, spinach in the fall frequently sent - discharge
Fashion beauty is Xiaoping, follow the trend never stop, image planning she is the most line - South Tour
Tang Dynasty ladies is Qianqun, light makeup and thick smear is always appropriate. She has a large group of fans behind her--star
The talented beauty Zhang Xiaosong, who smiles and laughs in a harmonious way, never relaxes in her daily study--admirable
The gentle beauty Hu Xiaoyan, who is never tired of raising her children, and who works in a family and takes care of her family
The innocent girl is Jing Zhou, who is very refined and clean, but sometimes she is also quite playful and smart
We have worked very hard to prepare for this party, and we have a good program for you. -Retreat.