2. Find 3 things at random, such as 3 cups, you knock the first let your friends say "forget", knock the second say "love", the third say "water", the name is to test your friend. The name is to test your friend's reflection speed, after a few times, keep knocking the first, 3. Your friend if followed by saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, ......" Oh, the effect will come out.
3. Find a MM and say it's a test of her English skills. By you say a word, MM say the second letter of the word. At the beginning of a few random words, and then the show begins.
First say husband, MM will say u (you);
then say wife, MM will say i (I);
repeatedly.
Got it?
4. You ask him, "What is a triple dot plus a come?"
He thinks for a moment and says, "Not sure, Lotus (LAI)?"
You ask again, "What's a triple dot of water plus a go?"
He will 80% say, "... What's the word? Is there such a word? Go?"
It should actually be "fa" ......
5. Hold up one finger and ask "What is this?"
Hold up two fingers again and ask "What is this?"
Hold up three fingers again and ask "What is 1 + 1? 1 is how many"
Mostly 1 person in 10 can answer correctly
6. Look at Wang Shuo's novel, "half of the flame, half of the sea water" inside the game is very interesting. It's the one where you hold a coin in your hand and then answer a question
Ask if there's a number bigger than 1. The person says yes
And then asks if there's a number bigger than 10? The other person said yes
until you get to 100000--
Finally ask if there are any fools who are dumber than you. The other side back to very alert said "no"!
7. By the way, you can say to your MM that I want to test your English reflexes, stretch out your left hand, and say to her: "My pointing thumb is A, index finger is C, middle finger is M, ring finger is S, pinky finger is X", and then say, in order to make it more difficult, I will interfere with you in Chinese.
8. persuade MM wine when she said: I drink a cup of clear, you drink a mouthful
then repeat .... I clear, you a mouthful of ..........
9. Put your hands on your thighs, and then rub your left hand forward, and then do the up and down action with your right hand, for a few moments, and then change your hand, and then change your right hand forward to rub your right hand, and then do the up and down action with your left hand. ...... And so on and so forth...
That's right, the speed should be faster, slower will have no effect. Oh Try it, most people can not say
10.A: In addition to people what animals love to ask "why"?
B: I do not know.
A: It's pigs!
B: Why?
Ha!!!
11. To each other:
The day I went to the zoo and saw the gorilla, I threw up
The day after that you went to the zoo, the gorilla saw you and it threw up
12. Animals bought houses in exchange
Rabbit:I have 1 hall, 2 bedrooms
Cat:I have 2 halls and 3 bedrooms
Dog I have 1 hall and 4 bedrooms
The bear finally relented and said, "Why do you all have halls and I only have 3 bedrooms?
The animals all said, "You're a bear and you still have a hall?
13. There is a village inside a fool, there is back to the village lost a cow, the village head asked the fool, have you found a cow? The fool said: no!
(At this time you suddenly ask the listener, you have heard this story? The person will say stupidly: No! Get it?)
Responders: twins_code - Child 1st grade 1-14 23:27
Mobile phone text messages ！！！！！！！！
> Remember that year's military training under the tree? The coach said to his classmates, "The first row reported!" You looked at the coach in surprise, the coach said loudly again, "Report!" So, with great reluctance, you turned around and hugged the tree!
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> > A pair of lovers in the mountains were caught by the savage said: you eat each other's poop will release you. The lovers did it, and on the way back the woman cried, and the man asked why, and the woman said sadly: you don't love me, or you wouldn't have pooped so much!
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> > In our friendship journey sometimes you can't see me beside you, it's not that I forgot you more than letting you walk alone, it's that I chose to walk behind you, and when you accidentally fall down I'll run up ...... I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
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> > Shall we both go on a date on Saturday? Please grant me my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk on the beach with you to listen to the sound of the sea, and I'll take you back to climb the tallest rock on the seafront and then ...... I'll take you to climb the highest rock by the sea and then kick you down!
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> > The weather is cold and hot, the mood is difficult to calm down in this season, and always miss you far away, I would like to raise a carrier pigeon, so that it flew to you every day, even if you can do just a simple action: in your head to pull a bubble of shit!
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> > Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really, the sky is so bright and quiet, the sunshine is so bright, the sea is so boundless, you stood in the blue sea, I took a stick to poke you, hey, this little bastard, the shell is still quite hard.
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> > > love empty empty love empty empty, their own wandering in the street; people empty empty empty money empty, single bitter in the working life; things empty empty empty business empty, want to think of crazy; cell phone empty empty no money to charge, the life of the compulsion is not easy; in short, the four are empty.
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> > When I turned my head to leave that moment, you behind me helplessly crying, tearing the lungs of the pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale.
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> > I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, only to see the screen display: pig's trotters 8 dollars. You thought the machine was broken, put your face over to see, the screen showed that the pig's head meat 5 yuan!
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> > Are you lonely and isolated, if so, then you go downstairs and buy a rope a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and go to the roof to wave the stick when the wind picks up, and other people want to ask what you do? You'll say: I'm pumping it.
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> > People live really tired! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money, and then you'll be able to get a good deal of money, and then you'll be able to get a good deal of money, and then you'll be able to get a good deal of money, and then you'll be able to get a good deal of money! Even send a text message to the piglet still have to charge!
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> > One night, a naked man called a cab, the female driver could not stop staring at him, the naked man was furious, roared: you fucking have never seen a naked man!
The female driver was also furious: I'll see where you fucking pull out the money!
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> > Dear users: your phone bill is less than 0.1 yuan, please in the next few days: sell your children to sell rice, smash pots and pans to sell some of the blood, sell land, sell houses, sell your wife, the phone bill to pay, thank you for your cooperation!
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> > I wrote your name all over the sky, and it was taken away by clouds. I write your name all over the hills, carried away by the wind. I wrote your name on the street, kao, I was taken away by the police
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> > language class, the teacher called up a sleepy students to answer the question, the students confused what can not say ...... teacher said: The teacher said: "You will not ah? The teacher said: "You will not be able to ah? "The student:" Zee. "
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> > Dear users, because the vast majority of your text messages are sent to the opposite sex, to the community caused by the extremely bad influence, we have suspended your SMS function, please bring your own small stool tomorrow, to the nearest police station to learn the style of knowledge!
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> > Yesterday, I dreamed of God and he said that he could fulfill one of my wishes I took out the globe and said that I wanted world peace, and he said it was too difficult to change it, and I took out your photo and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful He contemplated for a while and said that he took the globe and I took a look at it again
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> > There are six kinds of pigs in the world, those who are raised at home are called domestic pigs, those who are born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read this message are called stupid pigs, those who are laughing are stupid pigs, those who are angry are big meat pigs, those who are ignoring me are dead pigs, and those who don't reply to the message are not even as good as the pigs
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> > You are gone! You go! Find a worthy of your love to love it ... I do not know enough about you and your feelings, I know that some things can not be forced some distance can not be crossed, like yesterday I really can not believe that in order to a bone you went with someone
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> > want you want to be not able to The most important thing to remember is that you can't even think of you; you can't even wear clothes; you can't even have a look; you can't even have feelings for anyone; you can't even be popular; you can't even think of Lenin; you can't even have a heart attack; you can't even have a pneumonia; you can't even have a typical pneumonia!
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> > Monkey search: I lost a monkey, features: dirty mileage, full of snot, with a cell phone on the body, will look through the short message. The monkey has seen the text message, quickly give the owner back to the letter! The master now want you
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> > 6 touching 9 said: walk two steps on the walk two steps, practicing what inverted ah; 0 touching 8 said: fat on the fat on the fat, but also what pants belt ah; 7 touching 2 said: line don't kneel again kneeling will not be married to you; 2 touching 5 said: a few days did not see augmentation of breasts!
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> > One day Liu Hongtao encountered a foreign guest, and went up to talk to him, said: i am hong taoliu, foreign guest said: I am still a square piece of shit seven it!
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> > abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz, know what is missing? It is YOU! If there is no more joy without you, it is not the happiness I want, friend, for life!
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> > Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand the thirst, but the aspen did; not every pig can read the short message, but you did. Congratulations!
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> > You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity that it rained; you are the moon in my dream, but it's a pity that it was covered by the clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that it bloomed over; you are the heavenly Chang'e descending to the earth, but it's a pity that her face first landed on the ground ... ...
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> > What happened? I just dialed your cell phone, and when it rang, the phone alerted the voice saying: "The other party is running around naked, please wait for a moment to dial. I can't believe it! The first time I saw this, I was able to get the phone to work, and then I was able to get the phone to work.
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> > In my eyes, you always look so carefree, eating is always delicious, sleeping is always sound sleep. I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.
Author: Simpler 2004-5-6 21:20 Reply to this statement
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2 Replies: The complete list of cell phone text messages ！！！！！！！！
>> Thinking about you is a joy
Seeing you is a joy
Loving you is something I'll always do
Keeping you close to my heart is something I've always done
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>> Tomorrow you wake up and there's a mosquito laying on your pillow with a suicide note next to it: I struggled all night but I couldn't puncture your face, your cheeks are so thick that I can't face living in the world, Lord, please forgive him, I killed myself
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>> Are you secretly thinking of me? Are you really thinking of me in secret? If you really want me to tell me ah, I will not let you think of me, we are reasonable, I also want you ah!
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This is the first time I've ever seen a woman in a house in the United States, and it's a good thing that I've seen her in a house in the United States.
Today's text message is to recruit girlfriends,
Revolutionary road side by side.
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>> Types of Pigs: Raised in the home is a domestic pig, born in the mountains is a wild boar, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, if angry is a stupid pig, do not return the message is a dead pig
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>> people live really tired, standing on the want to sleep, take the car to line up, work special tired ...... alas, these are no matter, the most let me can not stand is even to the pig head text message is still have to charge!
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>> You're kind like a cat, you're loyal like a dog, you're cute like a bird, you know your way around like a horse, you're brilliant like a butterfly, you're industrious like a bee, you're like everything else, and it's no wonder that people call you ......
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>> I've been wanting to ask you a question but I didn't dare to open my mouth, especially when I was thinking about the quiet and lonely night that made it so hard to sleep, but I had to send a message asking you: "Are you still wetting the bed these days?
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>> Yesterday, my friend and I played a bet, I said: the world is not more stupid than the pig. As a result, I lost, and it turns out it's all your fault.
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>> Every time I hear your call I can't sleep or eat well, see your hungry eyes I'm confused, until I satisfy you, I sighed a long sigh of relief, alas! Feeding pigs is so troublesome!
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>> Listen! I'm going after you! You're the one I've been looking for! I'm definitely going to make the most of this opportunity! I'm going to chase you until I get to you! Dead cockroach, I'll stomp on you when I catch up with you.
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>> This week's rest should pay attention to the body. Take advantage of this time to be sure to strengthen the exercise . Goal:Sit still for 2 hours below zero without abnormal reaction and keep smiling
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>> If I were the sun, I'd give you warmth; if I were a diamond, I'd give you eternity; but I'm nothing... So I can only give you a harassment . Haha!
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>> Handsome is a sin, I have been a heinous criminal,
Lovely is a mistake, I have been wrong again and again,
Cleverness is punished, I should be killed by a thousand cuts,
Humility is to be blamed, how can I escape from the mouth of envy
Author: simple One point 2004-5-6 21:25 Reply to this statement
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3 回复：手机短信大全！！！！！！ !
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>> Giving you a gift of the heaviest amount of fecal matter since there has been fecal matter, you'll be sure to gorge yourself on a pound of it, and much more satiated, and if you feel like you don't have enough fecal matter, please help yourself!
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>> Lung capacity self-testing tips: after the fart, head down and inhale, and then observe the people around you to smell the odor. If there is, you have to strengthen the exercise according to this method; if not, then prove that you are superhuman!
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>> a man shopping for urination ready to pee in the corner, the old lady saw then said: urinating fine of five dollars. The man said: who said I urinate, I take out to see not?
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>> Overseas travel new line - Afghanistan seven-day tour has been launched: live in caves, learning to make bombs and escape skills, the lucky ones have the opportunity to take a photo with bin Laden
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>> Love is in arrears, love is down, destiny is not in the service area; think also pain, think also sad, when to pay the fee and then boot? The horizontal batch: dream come true
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>> splash water festival, there is a person who suddenly cursed: damn who splashed me? People advise: splash you are blessing you. Cursed: less to this set, which idiot with boiling water splash me
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>> jumping notes: pain to the seventh floor, gasping for breath to the sixth floor, struggling to the fifth floor, crippled to the fourth floor, hospitalized to the third floor, scary to the second floor, watch the fun to the first floor.
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>> That day you took a knife and wildly cut a pig, the pig fled into a dead end, only to hear the pig kneeling down and begged for forgiveness from you: "This is the same root of the same root of the same life, each other too anxious!"
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>> WARNING: Your cell phone is overloaded with internal changes and is about to explode, so please throw your cell phone out with no one else's in the open immediately after reading this tip ......
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>> Please call 110 toll-free number, you can win a 15-day package of food and lodging value tour, and arrange for a special car transportation, the first ten plus send the guardhouse photo and ten thousand people fist and foot massage.
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>> The four great ideals of men: the sky has dropped money, the world's beautiful men are dead. Beautiful women are brain-dead, crying for me to soak.
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>> Man twenty is a semi-finished product, thirty is a finished product, forty is a fine product, fifty is a superb product, sixty is a superior product, seventy is a waste product, eighty is a souvenir.
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>> All of us are awake and I'm drunk, and my heart is most precious. Encountering true love is not regrettable, this life is only for you to follow (the secret is in the fifth word of each sentence)
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>> Urgent reminder: look to your left, and then look to your right. Please beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, characterized by: looking around with his cell phone.
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>> Miss's four big wishes: big money all come to soak the opera house, the tips are too many to count, there is no AIDS in the world, and the man ejaculates in two.
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>> The girl bought bananas, on the bus and put in the back pocket, and from time to time to reach back to grab. After a while, a young man patted her shoulder: Miss, please let go, I want to get off
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>> Wish you a year of 365 days of every day to be happy, 8760 hours of the time to be happy, 5256000 minutes of the minute to be wonderful, 31536000 seconds of the second second happiness.
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>> Regardless of whether it is sunny, cloudy, or rainy, a day when I can see you is a sunny day; Regardless of whether it is yesterday, today, or tomorrow, a day when I can be with you is a good day.
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>> A woman blushes five times in her life: the first time; the first time with her husband; the first time and not her husband; the first time to collect money; the first time to pay.
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>> If the world has only 10 minutes left, I'll remember the storm with you; if the world has only 3 minutes left, I'll kiss you affectionately; if the world has only 1 minute left, I'll say I love you 60 times.
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>> I spend every day like this: playing ball with Jordan, playing boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Weiping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Osama bin Laden, and sending text messages to pigs
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>> Guess the riddle: Swan Lake birds fly away, good not a little double line. Double wood is not a forest heart connected, if you do not have the heart first since the flight (playing four words) ............ Riddle: I miss you
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>> 10% obsessed + 10% Missing + 10% Jealousy + 10% Suspicious + 10% Sweetness + 10% Heartache + 10% Happiness + 10% Jealousy + 10% Blushing + 10% Spoiled = 100% Love
Author: Keep it Simple 2004-5-6 21:32 Reply to this statement
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4 Re: cell phone texting book ！！！！！！！！
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>> URGENT NOTICE: Polygamy will be reinstated with immediate effect, and men who remain monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to more than half a year and up to three years' imprisonment, as well as a hefty fine.
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>> A Japanese tournament lineup: male contestants are Masao Kamehameha and One Night, Five Times a Night, and female contestants are Kuko Umekawa and Kuko Meejun off. The referee is Korean social economy giant Park Shigenori
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>> There is a kind of tacit understanding called the heart of the heart, there is a kind of feeling called the wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you with you, there is a kind of thinking called days like years
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>> Marrying a wife should be a small zhao, make friends with a friend should be the Lingxu Chong, to do the best of the boys are Qiao Feng, out to mix or Wei Xiaobao.
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>> steamed buns and noodles fight, steamed buns were cried, then went home and called on the rolled buns to take revenge, the result is that the instant noodle to open the door, steamed buns said, "You kid burned his head, and I also recognize you!"
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>> Some people say that you are a stupid donkey, I seriously criticized him: it is too much like that! You can't say people are what they look like
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>> Hello, yesterday, I turned on the phone and read the text messages, because I had clothes on, clothes have static reaction, so I was electrocuted and fainted for a night; you have to take off the clothes first when you look at it so as not to also be electrocuted!
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>> A father taught his daughter: to be violated by the upper side to say don't, to be violated by the lower side to say stop. One day, his daughter was violated at the same time by someone on the lower side, that is to say: do not stop!
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>> I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons flying three sheep Kai Tai four seasons of peace, five blessings in the door six six Da Shun seven stars shining high eight parties to the wealth of the nine nine with the same heart, ten perfect ten perfect hundred things prosperous thousands of things auspicious ten thousand everything is as good as it can be
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>> beauty into the love store to buy a vibrator, picked half a day and finally told the boss: I want to be over there that red. The boss was silent for a while: that is a fire extinguisher
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>> literary young woman to write an article to the professor to ask for advice. Professor: the first half of this essay two points of prominence, more voluptuous; the middle is flat; the second half is rather hairy, but also seven to mess with eight to get it!
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>> test you: the world's pigs died overnight what to do? (Play a song title) .................. "At least there's you" yikes!
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>> You look very creative, living is your courage. Being ugly is not your intention, it's just that God threw a little tantrum. You have to be brave to live, without you, who can set off the beauty of the world
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>> There is not a perfect fit for you, there is not a flawless relationship. Everyone is not suitable, everyone is not perfect, all need both sides to pay, some sacrifice, each other to create.
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>> Five hundred times in the previous life, in exchange for this life rubbing shoulders. If it's really you, I would like to meet you ten thousand times to be able to tell you: "I want to see you properly".
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>> Dear users, your cell phone number in the city prize into the network activities in the first prize, the prize money for 10,000 yuan, please hold a pistol to any one of the bank to collect, the password: not allowed
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>> The Tang Monk is assigning work under the Flaming Mountain: "Wukong to borrow a banana fan, Wujing to find water - Bajie, how come you still have time to read short messages?!"
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>> Secret: the phone will be wrapped in rice dumpling leaves, placed in a pot of cooking for 30 minutes, the cell phone battery standby time will be extended by two times, the signal is enhanced, and the phone call can be smelled rice dumpling aroma.
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>> Wish you: Pepsi! Wannabe Fanta! Everyday Wahaha! Monthly Pepsi! Year after year, high Lego! Your mood is like Sprite! Always be awake!
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>> Congratulations, the text message you have just received will go down in the history of the world's communications because it is the first text message paid for by the receiver, at the price of 10,000 RMB!
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>> I've known you for so long, and you've always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you, but in my next life as a cow or a horse, I'm going to pull grass and give it to you to eat!
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>> A woman urinated outside the window of a car, and peed on a man's head. The pedestrian yelled, "Scarface, you can't get away! The woman was busy putting on her pants. The pedestrians also called "put on the mask I also recognize you".
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>> You're so handsome, so cool, you can't compare it to this, you're head over head with a pot cover and hand carrying a cabbage, and you always think that you're the Oriental Bubo, but in fact, you're the fool of the second generation!
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>> You lack of calcium since childhood, lack of love since childhood, clad in sacks, head of pots and pans, wearing shorts, wearing belts, bare upper body, tie, such a glorious image, who dares to love!
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>> University cafeteria, a boy wanted to insert a queue, a beautiful girl said: classmates, I inserted in front of you okay? Girls: the front has just inserted a, you just insert my back!
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>> If you love me, you can kiss me, if you do not love me, I will kiss you, it can be ~~~
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>> If the sky can give I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a period to this love, I hope it is ...... ten thousand years!
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>> Special Advice: At present, pinhole cameras are becoming more and more common, in order to ensure that your private place is not peeped at, please dress up to take a bath and don't take off the underpants, bear in mind, bear in mind!
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>> pass the dish: your recent and a wonderful woman interacted very closely, frequent use of cell phone text messages brow eyes, such as you send another text message, hundreds of millions of Chinese fierce men will be your enemy!
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5 Replies: The complete list of cell phone text messages ！！！！！！！！
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It's not my fault for loving you, it's all the moon's fault.
Please add the following numbers: 21+210+210+59+20=? The result represents my heart, I love you!
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>> Our girls turn back, the secretary of the president jumped off the building, our girls turn back, the water of the Yangtze River to flow backward, our girls turn back, the recovery of Taiwan do not have to worry
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>> ugly girl a turn back, scared down the three-storey building; ugly girl a turn back, the Yellow River and Yangtze River water backward; ugly girl a turn back, the Harley comet crashed into the earth!
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>> The four ideals of my four ideals: more than I want to money, different beauties let me hold; the world to play everywhere, do not have to work light sleep
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>> Smoking countless, drink to straight vomit. Driving a car and hitting a tree, slow steps on the dance floor. You think you're cool, but when you see a beautiful woman, you can't walk.
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>> Seeing the bones, you laugh, and when you're in a hurry, you jump the wall. When the living came, you called out desperately, and it was good to have you in the human race!
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>> Compare you to a pig, who came to cry to me. Ask why? You are not as good as a pig.
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>> The future is bright, the road is winding. The work is easy, the money is difficult. Love is easy, but getting along is hard.
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>> The Tang Monk is assigning work under the Flaming Mountain: "Wukong to borrow the banana fan, Wujing to find water - Bajie, how come you still have time to read short messages?
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>> The first couplet: fake name and address. Bottom line: cheating food, cheating drink, cheating feelings. The horizontal line: the willingness to take the bait.
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>> 6 to 9 said walking on walking why do you have to do a handstand, 0 to 8 said fat why do you have to wear a belt, 7 to 2 said to propose to propose to dry