Funny motto (Selected 245 sentences)
Usually scold you even if, have to wait until I beat you, you know that I'm civil and military. The following is a funny motto for you to organize, welcome to read and enjoy.
Funny motto 1
1. We are not small, the object can not always say break up.
2. Black silk with a small high, girl hello slut
3. I am me, how do you look at me
4. Those who have ever splashed me with cold water, I will definitely boil it back to you ......
5. Life, half of it is memories, half of it is to continue. "
6. Between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades are going to go to the square dance together.
7. A day without reading, no one can see; a week without reading, the beginning will be bold; January without reading, IQ lost to pigs.
8. Because you know, so compassion.
9. killed me also do not say, you have not made the beauty plan!
10. Girls can not see through the heart, because the chest meat is too thick.
11. Handsome between the hook and back, some focus on the shoulders and back, some focus on the hook and ride
12. What is called loneliness? That is, charged fifty dollars of phone bills, actually used three months has not been used up three months ah!
13. Great aunt and white fell in love, they conceived a child called sanitary napkins.
14. lived more than twenty years, did not do something for the motherland, for the people, every thought, sad.
15. Together with the fight, together with crazy. As long as the brothers are together, the whole world is not in the eyes.
16. My future husband, you don't raise a wife for someone else,; your future wife is still waiting for you to raise it;
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18. Only when the impact of my dreams, my heart will really be touched.
19. In the past, I have always liked her broad-mindedness, in fact, that is nothing more than a piece of airfield!
20. Cafeteria aunts every time you hear the bell ringing heart will read a sentence of the enemy forces and seconds to reach the battlefield.
21. What city people, now the earth is called the village.
22. Next life reincarnation to do a woman, married to a man like me
23. see a lot of people but can not freely tear down hated a lot of people but can not easily turn the other cheek Sometimes life is to force themselves to become obedient.
24. I said that weight loss is to scare the meat on my body
25. The world's most unfaithful is money, said that go out together, and then it does not come back with me; the most faithful is the meat, grandma, how to dump can not be shaken off!
Funny motto 2
1. Bigger than a dump, across the four seas!
2. When I first looked at you, because my brain into the water, now my brain shake dry.
3. You do not have to be too ostentatious, is the natural fragrance of flowers.
4. I used to look back and smile, fascinated by the teacher's soul.
5. As long as you don't have to do anything wrong, I will never do anything more.
6. Leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?
7. Men and women can really have a pure friendship, as long as a dead not to say a play stupid in the end.
8. Encountered a writer's personality signature, perhaps seems to be probably, however, not necessarily not necessarily. I'm not sure if I've ever met a GG personality signature, give me a girl, I can create a nation.
9. Life is given by mom and dad, cherish it, the road is their own, be careful.
10. Don't use your little man's mind to think about this sacred world.
11. Nongfushanquan is a little sweet, the spirit of the boy a little suspended.
12. What parents give is called background, and what they fight is called river and mountain.
13. The teacher took us to swim in the ocean of mathematics, the result of his own shore, we are drowning
14. One day, the old mother displays appear in the coastal household account book, when the coastal wife, when the coastal stepmother so and so line.
15. Some people have long been seen through, some things have long been seen
16. Originally thought a group of people playing group fight is bull, now the stomach to fill the ability.
17. Usually scold you even if you have to wait until I hit you, you only know that I have both martial arts.
18. The most painful thing about cursing is that others use your words to curse you back, and the weight will increase a lot.
19. Every day we look at different flavors of sleeping pills walking around the podium, but also let people study.
20. A boy kissed you forcibly, if you say "stop" he will stop, but if you say "don't know" it's more than just kissing so briefly ~ ~ ~ ~
Funny motto 31) The more you like people the more you don't know how to talk. I don't know what to say.
2)If you can't stand it, you can stand it again.
3)The stage is as big as the heart.
4)You are not brave, no strong for you!
5)Life comes as a storm and goes as dust.
6)Donkeys are horses with accounts.
7)God is also a single parent.
8)Suffering is happiness in disguise.
9)Feet are wings that fly on the earth.
10)Shortcomings are also points, point by point.
11)Truth itself grows a mouth.
12)The whip is gone, but God is there.
13)A confident `life is most beautiful!
14)A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
15)It is better to love or be loved than to love each other.
Funny Motto 41)It is better to love or be loved than to love each other.
2)I'm an unsuccessful bad guy.
3)Stay away from the object of your friends it's basic to be human.
4)Who does not have a tiger fall on the day to wait for the father to rise again /.
5)Pursue excellence, and success will catch up with you inadvertently
6)Life won't smile at you just because you're young
7)Live your life as it comes with a willing attitude
8)When the torch falls, the flame still goes up.
9)One day is hard to come back.
10)The eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and the roc flies in the waves.
11)Ideal is very rich, reality is very bone.
12)A real general is spelled out.
13)Right, insist. Wrong, give up.
14)I want the world to know me, but he just happens to be out of the house
15)Life must have cracks for the sun to shine in °
Funny motto 51, I want to fall in love early, but it's already too late.
2. The one who rides a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.
3, I kicked you out with a slap and spit in your face.
4. You want a discount? State my name and I promise to beat you to a shattered bone!
5, men fantasize about me, I fantasize about heaven.
6, work, take a step back to the sea and the sky; love, take a step back to the empty buildings.
7, life, even speed is love, not even speed is turned into a kind of harm.
8, fire can try gold, gold can try women, women can try men.
9, ask what is love in the world, straight to teach people red apricot wall.
10, take out the panda is a national treasure.
11, life's greatest sorrow, does not lie in what you can not get or lost, but you simply do not know what you want.
12, look very creative, live a very courageous.
13, a lot of people say that marriage is the grave of love, but the love of the earth is always better than a dead body in the street.
14, embrace is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but can not see each other's faces.
15, you smile on the smile why learn others to smile back, look at you and do a good thing, to ride a tricycle grandfather scared to death.
16, life is sometimes like being eunuch J - resistance is painful, not resistance or pain!
17, a month to take a bath, I'm almost a fish!
18, the next life I still look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
19, stand taller, piss farther.
20, male business trip outside, suddenly come home early, in the doorway to hear the sound of men snoring, men silently walk away, sent a text message to his wife: divorce! Divorced three years after his ex-wife said to him: that year was Rising Star's little lion!
21, as a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Ultraman.
22, wear other people's shoes, walk their own way, let them fight to find it.
23, according to the pig's aesthetic, I basically count as a handsome man.
24, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?
25, ask what is love in the world? Buddha said: waste!
26, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe.
27, God, you let summer and winter in the same room, right? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it!
28, the heart if there is no place to stay, to where it is wandering.
29, after seeing me you will suddenly find - originally handsome can also be so specific ah!
30, I love you! What's the matter with you?
31, pestle and mortar can be sharpened into a needle, but pestle and mortar can only be sharpened into a toothpick, the material is not right, and then try hard is useless.
32, if you are out of the wall, I will be full of round spring color.
33, not in the classroom asleep, buried drunk on the table.
34, beauty can only be used to cheat men, smart can be used to cheat the world.
35, twelve o'clock at midnight on time offline, otherwise the princess will change back to Cinderella.
36, single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who want you to end up single by all means.
37, the water can carry the boat, but also can cook porridge.
38, reasonable is exercise, unreasonable is grinding, we? It is early love!
39, drunk me who do not serve, I will help the wall.
40, eat, sleep and play beans.
41, beasts still have half a bit of compassion, and I do not have any, so I am not a beast.
42, my tie and can not find, is it you yesterday and did not find the rag?
43, the lie must be in line with reality, and can not be inconsistent, so it requires a good memory, agile reflexes, and the painful process of creation.
44, you have to figure out the script of your own life - not your parents' sequel, not your children's prequel, and not your friends' outtakes.
45, a mountain can not accommodate two tigers, unless a male and a female.
46, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, but also a panda.
47, love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, the result will always be zero.
48, the early bird gets the worm, the early worm is eaten by the bird!
49, don't take my wolf heart as a dog lung.
50, in the street to see the beauty, gaze higher is to appreciate, gaze lower is a hooligan.
51, drink Besunyen weight loss tea, whoosh a chest no longer.
52, the east side of the sunrise and the west side of the rain, the mentor mercilessly I have feelings.
53, you think I will stand by and watch you go to your death? I will close my eyes!
54, always did not fall into a good college student, relying on the strong quality!
55, I'm not a casual person, I'm casual up is not a person.
56, I heard that women like clothes, brothers like hands and feet. In retrospect, I even seven hands and feet of the naked run for 20 years!
57, in bed, practice is the only standard to test kung fu.
58, falling flowers with the intention of flowing water, flowing water without heart love falling flowers.
59, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll my eyes.
60, the sky falling banknotes I will not bend over, because the sky even the pie will not fall, let alone fall banknotes.
Funny motto 61) I am an unsuccessful bad guy.
2)Stay away from your friend's objects it's basic to be human.
3)Who does not have a tiger fall on the day to wait for the father to rise again /.
4)Pursue excellence, and success will catch up with you inadvertently
5)Life won't smile at you just because you're young
6)Live your life as it comes with a willing attitude
7)When the torch falls, the flame remains up.
8)One day does not come again.
9)The eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and the roc flies in the waves.
10)To be strong I eat all over the world
11)The road is curved, the reason is straight
12)You are not special but unique in the world
13)Dreams to be carried by yourself, tears to be tasted by yourself
14)My cells are destined to have the gene of loving you
15)Don't let your dream is just a dream and think!
16)Women only bully the man who is good to her.
17)Being poor again is no more than begging for food, and if you don't die, you will eventually turn back.
18)It's not that you don't want to be happy, but there is no happiness.
19)Dear you have to be brave to dream a little bigger
20)The prime of life is not to be repeated, one day is difficult to morning.
Funny motto 71, I adore myself - finding a girlfriend who broke up for 12 years through Google!
2, the most humiliating is to discuss salary with a few classmates, thought they were talking about the annual salary, and then realized that they are talking about the monthly salary ...
3, some people like to take advantage of, hear the painless abortion discounts he would like to conceive a child.
4, please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.
5, I: play hooligan, to have the personality of a hooligan; hair nerve, to have the temperament of the nerve; scourge people, to have the ability to scourge.
6, not that I do not smile, a smile powder off -_-!
7, my mom summarized the reason for my long meat on eight words: can not control the mouth, can not move legs.
8, the people who secretly love me. The end is not far away, how can you be so calm?
9, rather and understand people fight a fight, not with the SB to say a word!
10, and then difficult and then bitter, when they are two hundred and fifty-five, and then difficult and then dangerous, when they are two skin face.
11, I would rather you hold other women want me, but also do not want you to hold me want other women.
12, optimists see opportunities in disasters, pessimists see disasters in opportunities.
13, anger is to take the mistakes of others to punish themselves.
14, people and not smart, but also learn others bald!!!!
15, men read to the doctorate because of low IQ, women read to the doctorate because of low IQ.
16, who said I white, thin, beautiful ~ I'll be good friends with him
17, even ads also believe that reading reading stupid it!
18, money can solve the problem is not a problem.
19, people are not ruthless, not stable! People do not damage, not standard! People are not bad, die fast.
20, the bus driver stared at me as if I did not buy a ticket. I then also stared at him as if I had bought a ticket!
21, the teacher to talk about a problem as if the dazzle Mai, speak a long time and a long time or simply can not stop.
22, hungry, heavy sleep, please mosquitoes Jun Mo Xiangxiang; if entangled, shoot a dead is one.
23, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, may also be a panda!
24, I ah! When I was young, I had ADHD and grew up with autism, and now I have depression after ......
25, the most afraid of is that you have always felt very important people, and it is the most important person is not you.
26, it is said that this is the state of the eaters when eating wildly: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very thin.
27, nonsense is the first sentence of the relationship.
28, the school does not want us to fall in love, but they want us to wear couple's clothes.
29, to the top of the mountain only to find that the wrong way and the right way is just a few steps away.
30, a big woman can not be a day without power, a small woman can not be a day without money!
31, even if not happy, we have to heartless laughter to cover up the sadness.
32, it has been proved: how strong the desire to lose weight, how loud the hungry stomach screams!
33, you dare to pick out the watermelon seeds every time, the watermelon meat to me to eat, I dare to marry you!
34, not afraid of beautiful women to me as a wolf, for fear of ugly women to me as a rogue.
35, you calm because you are not afraid of death, I am more calm than you because I am not afraid of your death.
36, on more, what penguins have not seen?
37, spring sleep, yawn door to find, can not sleep at night, can not wake up during the day.
38, you still let me kneel on the rubbing board, kneeling electric heating is in unbearable ah.
39, you quietly into my world but after hurting me cold away.
40, every time I write the ideological character paper, there is an impulse to cut off my hands stained with evil
41, green mountains and green water is lovely, beautiful girls love, for the motherland's next generation, we need to fall in love.
42. Introduce yourself: my name is Lu, celebrity A. I am the protagonist of this story. It is the protagonist of this story.
43, together to make a mess together, the most important ten years later still laugh together, what can be more reliable than these in life!
44, no money, no power, and then not to your good point, you can follow me?
45, your girl head top pressure cooker cover, body batch rags sack, claiming the East is undefeated, in fact, the heart of perversion.
46, I asked my friend what heaven is, my friend told me that heaven is all women are in, only your wife is not in the place
47, just went to buy a small goldfish to go, and finally saw the small fish to think about it or not to buy them live a few days
48, my mother asked me to have a boyfriend, I said no, my mother said: this can be, I said: This really is! No...
49, no can not leave, only do not want to leave. There is no want to not be able to, only can not let go.
50, read more than ten years of school, or kindergarten better mix!
51, in order to master one more eating craft, I am practicing left-handed make chopsticks
52, either live well, or hurry to die.
53, good reward, evil, not unrewarded ...... you are too heavy, I can not hold.
54, I also want to do an elegant lady, is the life of the old lady forced into a shrew.
55, a foot can not figure out your shit, count your pull clean!
56, laying eggs rooster, rooster in the fighting chicken.
57, the explanation is to cover up to cover up is not honest, not honest is not clean up!
58, God! My clothes are thin again.
59, girl, you look like 7/2.
60, you know what? The principle of being a human being is too important, eaters, what fertilizer reduction? A little principle line!
Funny motto 8
1, the wind knows the test, the board swings to recognize the sincere minister.
2, young and strong do not try, the old man sad.
3, life is like a clock, you can go back to the beginning, but it is not yesterday!
4, life is like a zoo, when you think you are watching others monkey, but do not know they are also a member of the monkey!
5, my indifference, you can not read the pride.
6, life is a trip, care is not the destination, is the scenery along the way as well as the mood to see the scenery.
7, is the loss of everything else, there is also the future.
8, give up who can, never give up yourself!
9, the same bottle, why do you want to load poison? The same psychology, why do you want to be full of trouble?
10, the name of the spectator can never climb the scoreboard of the game.
11, the long wind will sometimes break the waves, hanging straight in the clouds to help the sea. --Li Bai
12, the accumulation of soil for the mountain, the accumulation of water for the sea.
13, positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.
14, and then the long way, step by step can be completed, and then the short way, do not open the feet can not be reached.
15, from despair to find hope, life will be brilliant.
16, action does not necessarily bring happiness, and no action is never happy.
17, life is rare a few times to fight, this time do not fight to when.
18, try to shoot over the bricks into a solid foundation, life will not be so hard.
19, life is like a game of chess, a mistake, the whole disk is lost.
20. People who think they own wealth are actually owned by wealth.
21, create opportunities for people who are brave, waiting for opportunities for people who are fools.
22, do not suffer from people who do not know themselves, suffer from not knowing people.
23, the courage to go forward, never give up!
24, the wealth of the spirit is the only wealth.
25, you can have nothing, but never nothing.
26, straight as a rope of joss sticks, clear as a jade pot of ice.
27, do not climb high mountains, do not know the height of the sky; do not face deep streams, do not know the thickness of the ground.
28, in the necessary time need to bend and turn, because too strong easy to break, we need more soft, in order to overcome setbacks.
29, the industry has no high and low ambition when the firm, the man has to seek leisure?
30, more attention to others, less attention to reflect on their own.
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