I remember one time, the teacher asked us, "Class, do you know what **** same characteristics of these two literary texts?" My one-two-things desk suddenly stood up and said to the teacher: "Both have to be memorized!"
Home to find a marriage license to go
My wife recently bought a lot of new clothes ...... I asked why, she said to change to wear, so as not to collide with other people ...... Today, my wife went out and wore a white and green dress, I didn't ask too many questions. Just off work at noon, I drove to see the front of the roadside a man wrapped around a woman, the woman and my wife wore a dress, I laughed, the car stopped by the side of the road, want to take a picture to his wife to see that she is still being bumped into the shirt, the man and the woman more and more walk away from me closer and closer, and the phone is getting more and more clear ...... and then ...... I took a picture as evidence, go home and find a marriage license to go!
Evil dog
The neighborhood security guard there raised a dog, very fierce, every time a vehicle passes by will bark wildly. In the past few days, the wind was blowing, and I suddenly felt that the dog had not barked for a day, so I guessed that it would not be blown away by the wind. I opened the window to observe, only to see this goods regardless of walking there mouth holding their own food bowl has not been put down ......
You are still a person
"After so many years, you are still a person?" "Bullshit! Am I going to fucking turn into a dog!" "No...I don't...I didn't mean it like that...I mean...where's your...your other dog..."
Sunflower FaceThe wife's face was unusually large, but she had recently lost about ten pounds, so she looked in the mirror to feel sorry for herself, "Look at my melon face!" Watching TV on the side of the husband heard disdainfully skimmed the mouth and said: "Che, you that which is melon face ah, you that is melon it mom - sunflower face!"
Today, we also have to send two cars of sand over
They all say that people who drive Mercedes-Benz BMW Ferrari and what what sports cars are very arrogant, I do not think so, although I also have a car people, but never for them to speak. Once, I want to overtake a Mercedes-Benz car, far and near light exchange plus horn prompted the Mercedes-Benz car took the initiative to slow down and pull over to let me pass first. There was another time...well, enough said, the site boss called again to urge, and today we have to send two trucks of sand over.
Pretty female net friend
Once I was hopelessly in love with a pretty female net friend, and confessed to her but was rejected. She said it was for my own good, and I always thought it was just her excuse until I saw her plain face. Alas! There are still a lot of good people on the internet.
Shocked
Know why I, a young guy, have nothing to do but go watch the ama dance? Because after mixing well with the amah, the amah will ask: young man, there is no girlfriend ah, no if aunty to introduce you to a! Was y shocked by their own wisdom.
Not enough to go around. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person.