2. When the star is good, husband cheating do not have to catch themselves, the whole country are helping to catch.
3. Foreigners eat with a knife and fork is simply weak, or our ancestors had the foresight to use chopsticks to eat, so that we can free up a hand to play with the phone during dinner.
4. Have not found, in fact, the Tang monk is also quite colorful. When he meets the not-so-good-looking ones, he calls them alms-givers, and when he meets the good-looking ones, he calls them female bodhisattvas.
5. "Since childhood you have experienced what bitter lies?" "We'll help you collect the New Year's money first."
6. Once on the street, the cell phone fell out, along with a few coins, next to someone said, look at this cell phone fell out of the light ah, the phone bill fell out of the ......
7. Today outside the wind is so strong, I'm so scared. In case everyone else is scraped away just I can't scrape away, how humiliating it would be.
8. Yesterday, I received a text message, let me quickly remit the money into the Agricultural Bank of an account. I replied: don't worry I'll burn it to you right away!
9. Two people who look like pigs to engage in object, but every day jealous of each other worried about each other by the opposite sex to snatch away, this is called - true love!
10. I found that the ugly-looking people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say this: "I ugly words first to say the front"
11. "What if the love rival falls out of the water?" "I'll jump in." "So you are so kind." "No, I would swim in front of her!"
12. Never fight with your parents, because you can't win when only scolded, when you win only beaten.
13. Teacher: "Can anyone think of a slogan for caring for grass?" Xiaoming: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I grow on your grave!"
14. I really don't understand how those who only turn what they eat into shit are qualified to mock those who turn what they eat into meat.
15. Every New Year's Eve, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgivable past to make everyone happy!
16. It is said that people this life, about is to eat about nine tons of food, who first eat who first go ...... suddenly feel that they are not long for life!
17. A buddy asked me, out for so long, what have you got? I think left and right after the answer: I have 20 years old!
18. I have a friend who is very frugal and can't throw anything away. One winter to play at his home, see him being bathed in cold water, I said brother you what? The day is so cold how to use cold water bath ah? The result of this goods said a life I will never forget words: home and two boxes of cold medicine, and then do not eat on the expiration date.
19. "In my heart you are the sun!" "Oh really? What an honor ah why do you say that?" "It makes it impossible to look at you!"
20. Once, I went to buy breakfast, queuing up to find that the usually unsmiling boss is also in line, so very nervous, after greeting the chef, said: "Master trouble to a cup of buns, two tits!" First time in two years I've heard the boss laugh that loud.
21. The heaviest topic among men is talking about their wives, while the easiest topic is talking about other people's wives.
22. Know why I a young man all right to see the aunt dancing square dance it, because with the aunt mixed well, the aunt will ask: young man has no girlfriend ah, no, if the aunt to introduce you to one. I was y shocked by my own wisdom.
23. A friend took the plane, super bored, leaning against the window, there is not a knock on the cabin, behind a small child exasperated and said loudly: "Mom, that brother is jerking off!" The surrounding people covered their mouths and burst out laughing, that friend even jumped out of the plane with determination!
24. I have always felt that I am the second generation of the poor. Until one day dad suddenly said to me: "son you want to think so wrong, in fact, you are not poor second generation!" I was ecstatic, thinking: "I knew my dad is not such a simple person!" Then I saw my dad light a cigarette and said, "Our family has been poor for 18 generations!"