is a magical pill independently developed by Shanghai Rainbow
Chamber Choir
,
specializing in treating parents' forced marriages,
relatives' blockades,
bear children's explosions,
the next-door king and other persistent Spring Festival illnesses.
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Forrest Gump's mom said
Life is like a piece of chocolate
You never know what the next piece will taste like
Just like every time you go home
You also don't know what kind of test questions your real parents and various relatives
are going to give you
This is the kind of test where you look forward to meeting up but don't know what kind of test questions you want.
This kind of setting where you look forward to seeing each other but don't know what you're going to do
We call it
Schr?dinger's Spring Festival
My sister-in-law:
Yo, you still know you're coming back here
Relatives:
Yo, you're here!
This is not your second son, how come he is fat again (a certain Oriental language)
Hey mom, this is not Shichao (Northeastern dialect)
Seven aunts: looking for a date yet?
Lord: No
Seven Aunt: Do you have a favorite?
Lord: I'm ugly
Seventh Aunt: then tomorrow you will take you to a blind date to catch up and lose weight
Relatives: the meal will be held back
Big Uncle: TOEFL preparation is based on words only
Great Aunt: nothing to do
Big Uncle: if I were you, I wouldn't leave the country
Great Aunt: not to go abroad
Second Uncle: How much do you get paid a month
Do you want to work in my organization~~?
Relatives: It's all for your own good
Mom and dad are very sad, it's all for your own good
Great Auntie: My baby boy is in Japan
Just finished his studies as a research monk
Accidentally got married in a child's womb
And even got into the civil service hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Main Character:
Don't say it again (there is someone knocking on the door)
I'm going to go abroad soon
I don't want to go back to my workplace.
I can't take it anymore (open the door)
Mom and Dad (who the hell is it)
Help me return the favor (is he the one who's going to come)
Lao Wang:
Hello everyone!
I am ceng Gong person Lao Wang
with canine son to your whole family to pay tribute to the year
Relatives:
He arm full of watches home sixty acres of rice
How can we compare
Small King:
But just the A round of just money came in (he is so powerful Late adoration)
Company next year to be moved to Shanghai (other people's children other people's children)
Relatives:
His tight leather pants Thirteen Land Rovers in front of the door
The gap should be in your heart
Relatives:
Gloria! (My baby)
Gloria! Go on a blind date with me! (They are doing it for your own good)
Relative Oyi:
Can't you do something right and quit your job
You're the one who is the most uneducated
Mother Auntie: You know what's wrong with you?
Master: Yes
Aunt: What's wrong?
Main character: I know
Auntie: I'm asking you what's wrong?
(Chorus members change equipment)
Main character Rap:
My mistake was that my life plan was too simple and I went to work before graduation
I didn't listen to my uncle to be a security guard at his office
My mistake was that I didn't dare to pick the flower when it bloomed
I just wanna live my life
I didn't know how to fall in love in college
My mistake was that I didn't know how to live in love
This is the first time in the history of the world that a person has been in love with someone else.
The person I like is either too poorly educated or too short
I should have helped the national soccer team get out of the tournament
Recharging the spaceship (let me choose)
The wishes of my family are mine to fulfill
I should have been appointed as the president of the country within a month of my graduation
The flash match was a quick one and I got married and had a child, preferably
The baby was a baby.
Auntie: Are you stupid?
Relatives: Did you read stupidly?
Protagonist: No one can beat me in my BGM
Protagonist Rap:
I climbed a tree in my childhood, and I got frostbite on Guoding Road
I danced in the square dance in Chaoyang Park, and the haze didn't conquer me
How could I give up my ideals (I just wanna live my life)
Turn into my I just wanna live my life)
Because I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road
I danced in Chaoyang Park and the haze didn't conquer me
I don't want to compare myself with others(I just wanna live my life)
Why do you want to make the decision for me(I just wanna live my life)
I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road
I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road
I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road
I just wanna live my life.
I've danced the square dance in Chaoyang Park, and the haze hasn't conquered me
Dear family members, I have my own life
The whole family:
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Lao Wang, who needs to compare himself to you, the future will be meaningful only if he fights for it by himself
The reunion will be the only topic of discussion
The reunion is the topic of conversation. p>
Playing mahjong till dawn
Have you had enough of the sea cucumber?
I've had enough
Have you put on your cotton wool pants?