The Spring Festival Self-Help Guide, Can Young People's Elders Get It?

"Spring Festival Self-Help Guide"

is a magical pill independently developed by Shanghai Rainbow

Chamber Choir

,

specializing in treating parents' forced marriages,

relatives' blockades,

bear children's explosions,

the next-door king and other persistent Spring Festival illnesses.

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Forrest Gump's mom said

Life is like a piece of chocolate

You never know what the next piece will taste like

Just like every time you go home

You also don't know what kind of test questions your real parents and various relatives

are going to give you

This is the kind of test where you look forward to meeting up but don't know what kind of test questions you want.

This kind of setting where you look forward to seeing each other but don't know what you're going to do

We call it

Schr?dinger's Spring Festival

My sister-in-law:

Yo, you still know you're coming back here

Relatives:

Yo, you're here!

This is not your second son, how come he is fat again (a certain Oriental language)

Hey mom, this is not Shichao (Northeastern dialect)

Seven aunts: looking for a date yet?

Lord: No

Seven Aunt: Do you have a favorite?

Lord: I'm ugly

Seventh Aunt: then tomorrow you will take you to a blind date to catch up and lose weight

Relatives: the meal will be held back

Big Uncle: TOEFL preparation is based on words only

Great Aunt: nothing to do

Big Uncle: if I were you, I wouldn't leave the country

Great Aunt: not to go abroad

Second Uncle: How much do you get paid a month

Do you want to work in my organization~~?

Relatives: It's all for your own good

Mom and dad are very sad, it's all for your own good

Great Auntie: My baby boy is in Japan

Just finished his studies as a research monk

Accidentally got married in a child's womb

And even got into the civil service hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Main Character:

Don't say it again (there is someone knocking on the door)

I'm going to go abroad soon

I don't want to go back to my workplace.

I can't take it anymore (open the door)

Mom and Dad (who the hell is it)

Help me return the favor (is he the one who's going to come)

Lao Wang:

Hello everyone!

I am ceng Gong person Lao Wang

with canine son to your whole family to pay tribute to the year

Relatives:

He arm full of watches home sixty acres of rice

How can we compare

Small King:

But just the A round of just money came in (he is so powerful Late adoration)

Company next year to be moved to Shanghai (other people's children other people's children)

Relatives:

His tight leather pants Thirteen Land Rovers in front of the door

The gap should be in your heart

Relatives:

Gloria! (My baby)

Gloria! Go on a blind date with me! (They are doing it for your own good)

Relative Oyi:

Can't you do something right and quit your job

You're the one who is the most uneducated

Mother Auntie: You know what's wrong with you?

Master: Yes

Aunt: What's wrong?

Main character: I know

Auntie: I'm asking you what's wrong?

(Chorus members change equipment)

Main character Rap:

My mistake was that my life plan was too simple and I went to work before graduation

I didn't listen to my uncle to be a security guard at his office

My mistake was that I didn't dare to pick the flower when it bloomed

I just wanna live my life

I didn't know how to fall in love in college

My mistake was that I didn't know how to live in love

This is the first time in the history of the world that a person has been in love with someone else.

The person I like is either too poorly educated or too short

I should have helped the national soccer team get out of the tournament

Recharging the spaceship (let me choose)

The wishes of my family are mine to fulfill

I should have been appointed as the president of the country within a month of my graduation

The flash match was a quick one and I got married and had a child, preferably

The baby was a baby.

Auntie: Are you stupid?

Relatives: Did you read stupidly?

Protagonist: No one can beat me in my BGM

Protagonist Rap:

I climbed a tree in my childhood, and I got frostbite on Guoding Road

I danced in the square dance in Chaoyang Park, and the haze didn't conquer me

How could I give up my ideals (I just wanna live my life)

Turn into my I just wanna live my life)

Because I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road

I danced in Chaoyang Park and the haze didn't conquer me

I don't want to compare myself with others(I just wanna live my life)

Why do you want to make the decision for me(I just wanna live my life)

I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road

I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road

I climbed a tree in my childhood and got frostbite on Guoding Road

I just wanna live my life.

I've danced the square dance in Chaoyang Park, and the haze hasn't conquered me

Dear family members, I have my own life

The whole family:

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lao Wang, who needs to compare himself to you, the future will be meaningful only if he fights for it by himself

The reunion will be the only topic of discussion

The reunion is the topic of conversation. p>

Playing mahjong till dawn

Have you had enough of the sea cucumber?

I've had enough

Have you put on your cotton wool pants?