2. Saved a year of dandruff, just to give you a snow.
3. When I have money, I'll buy a bus, specializing in public transport lanes, specifically parked at the bus stop, and so someone wants to get on the bus, I said: Sorry, this is a private car.
4. Some people say that I am bad-tempered, I laughed, I look so beautiful temper still have to go.
5. Once skipped class to go to the Internet cafe, I did not expect to turn out of the school's wall was stopped by the security guards, I had an idea, jumped down and carefully said: I can go in to find someone? The security guard said: no! Out! Then I went out!
6. The so-called sleeping goods, can be summarized in the bar word: spring sleepy, summer fatigue, autumn nap, winter sleep.
7. If the language, math, English, physics, history, geography and politics teacher walked into the classroom at the same time, you will think of what? The Eight-Power Allied Forces invaded China.
8. I can't tell you how good you are, but I want to see you take a shower.
9. Three days did not open the firewall, raised a nest of Trojan horses, feel that they have become the Pilgrim.
10. Yesterday's reunion, there are a few seemingly good mix of classmates, driving a cross-country, wearing a brand-name, on the table began to brag about how awesome they are, and what they have to do all of them, and wait until the checkout time, but they are lowered to start looking for the wallet, or real or fake hey, my wallet? I remembered to bring ah! Seeing this, I silently got up and went to the bar to pay the bill, then turned around and rode my bike home. After returning home, I took the wallet out, you do not say, they are really quite rich
11. Books are the ladder of human progress, e-books are the elevator of human progress.
12. I: Who are you giving incense to? Roommate: ex-boyfriend. I: rub, people and did not die. Roommate: when he left, he left me a sentence: consider me dead.
13. Not all milk is called Tresor, not all I called him pig.
14. Who is the one who will not abandon you even if you go bankrupt? Answer: debtors.
15. Destroy you a high-cold saying just need a group of friends.
16．Apple is the real boss of the fruit world, a temptation to Eve, a smash to wake up Newton, a dominant cell phone, a dominant square dance.
17. The world is so big, I want to go to see the wallet is so small, how far you can go
18. Math teacher wrote a whole blackboard math problems, ready to point a few students up to solve. At this time, my desk is in hibernation, I looked at him, then poked him with his arm to wake up, a serious, said: quickly get up! The teacher asked you to wipe the blackboard! The lovely table will be, toward the blackboard stride. The math teacher nodded his head in satisfaction at his desk, which smiled, and then picked up the blackboard eraser without looking back and wiped the blackboard well.
19. Senior: look at your skin, you are a freshman, right? Girls listen to the joy, thought to boast of their own young, laugh and say: In fact, I'm the third year of college. Senior bowed his head and said: Oh, I thought you just finished military training.
20. Stay up late, because there is no courage to end the day, bed, because there is no courage to start the day.
21. Know who the best diving partner in China is mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, because they always fall into the water at the same time
22. Hour Hou I am very poor can not afford to buy a bicycle, so every day to take a taxi to school.
23. I want to be with you forever, for you to block the wind you damn can not move away from the fan
24. The difference between English and Japanese, when you are a man kissed by a strong, you say a stop he may stop, but you a sentence of ya don't know, may be more than just a strong kiss so simple.
25. Usually scold you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to realize that I am a good writer.
26. class came to a class girl, she introduced herself: I may not be the most intelligent, I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the best, I may not be the most humorous just when the class praised her modesty, she suddenly said: everyone, my name is Wei Bihui.
27. Yesterday, I scolded the table shits he scolded you back? He pushed me
28．Hair goes without a trace, dandruff is more outstanding.
29．If you think the person you like must also like you, congratulations, it is usually you think too much.
30．The kind of handsome, long legs, collarbone obvious, have muscles, hand very bone still slender, good grades and considerate boys, you think, he will like girls?