My mom doesn't know how many silk scarves she has. Although I think they all look the same, she can wear them out every day. The most important use of silk scarves is for the "attraction selfie", or to do the wings flying makeup, or to do the head down contemplation, every photo in the photo must be the magic weapon is silk scarves.
When you open her photo album, you will find that a scenic spot to shoot seven, Zhang different, Zhang similar. I actually admire this ability to be honey-confident.
My mom is definitely a hardworking and frugal traditional Chinese woman. I bought a wash sponge at the supermarket last week, threw it in the house and went on a business trip, and when I came back I, I realized my mom was actually using the wash sponge to wash the dishes, and while using it, she was spitting out "don't know how to use it when you're not at home, it's not good enough to buy a sanitary ball ......"
My mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother!
My mom's sisterhood is also made up of a group of old ladies of the same age, most of whom she met through square dancing. The old ladies chat, in addition to bragging about who's children are successful is to compare who buys cheap and good-looking things. In order to cater to this mentality of the old ladies, there are always people who organize group purchases for the old ladies, so my home toilet paper, soap, shampoo more than enough to use ....... I privately named this group buying organization "bandit gang".
Is it true that all mothers love to sing, my mother played "national K song" has become obsessed. The daytime and nighttime singing, but also from time to time to send a link to you "I just sang a" Dongfanghong", come to me to send flowers it", after sending flowers this thing is not over, she will force you to share to the circle of friends. Mom, sometimes I just can't do it.
I don't know when my mom became obsessed with health, but also often turn to me some "longevity tips", I believe that in addition to the National Health Service my mom is definitely the most concerned about video security. The news said, bird flu, from now on my family does not eat chicken; the news said, swine flu, my family does not eat pork; the news said, seafood are not fresh, my family does not eat seafood ...... For some time, every day only eat green vegetables must be with roots with mud green leaves have worms, and then my father could not stand it and fought back! The "health door" event, this declared a failure.
Every day I tell me to eat takeout is not good for the body, but do not tell me not to eat takeout what to eat. Every time I go home, I want to eat some home cooking, she is always rehearsing square dance, but also specially call and say "girl, order some takeout to eat by yourself.
When I was a kid, I played games for 10 minutes and my mom would yell, "How long have you been playing? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it. The first time I saw this is when I was a little girl, and I was so happy that I was able to get my hands on some of the most popular games I've ever seen. Now my mom fights the landlord to play to the midnight, the degree of madness is not lost to any of the Internet addicted teenagers.
For the sake of her health, I said, "Mom, have you forgotten how to educate me? The old lady will only play the game," my mom asked, "What's the use of me being an old lady to be so successful?" I was instantly choked, mom, you are really great.
My mom loves to watch videos and laughs a lot. How many times I got up at night, I heard the wild laughter coming from her room, making me suck in a breath of cold air.
The young people are all brushing Jieyin, and all the old ladies in my mom's gang are so fond of Volcano video that I didn't realize there were so many old ladies dancing and singing in the small video circle.
A while ago, the video "Lu Chao, really good" was on fire, I do not know where my mom saw it, and then crazy brainwashing.
"Mom, do you think this dress looks good on me?"
"It's great!"
"Mom, let's go shopping on the weekend?"
"That's nice!"
"Mom, my dad went to the park to play chess again!"
"That's great! ....... What did you say? Say it again!"
My mom especially loves beauty, I buy her clothes she always smacked me poor vision, and then find excuses to return. But when I'm not there, she always secretly wears my clothes, wears my clothes to walk a "fashion show" and then put the clothes back to the original place, as if nothing happened.
Also will urge me to talk about love: "girl you are not small, do not be too picky, should be early to get married. When I told her, she would say, "You're still small, don't be in a hurry to get married, pick more"
When I was single, she said, "Hurry up and find someone to marry, rich or poor, beautiful or ugly, anyone who marries hurry up and marry," and not single. "Your boyfriend is too short, short and ugly, or you pick again?"
Dad and mom often bickering, and mom chat daily basically in the spit dad, some time I doubt that they are not the enemy. So dislike really doubt how to live together for more than 30 years?
All the couples quarrel content 80% away from the child, and the focus of the discussion is the child in the end who is spoiled. When I lost my job, my father said, "The child is what you are used to, so capricious". Mom shot back: "How am I spoiled? The child with whom the last name like who, I do not know with whom the temper is so stubborn!
When I put my salary in front of them, she said: "", the child is so smart, completely inherited from me, the child's IQ inherited from the mother "...... mom, you are not forgetting what you said not long ago. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
The mother's bitter drama to see more, every day, the playwright possessed "home things, children's things, your father never care, I am a person and when the father and mother for you to worry about. The first thing you need to remember is that if you have anything to say to your mother, she will do her best to help you."
"Mom, I want to buy a cell phone."
"Get out of here and ask your dad for the money! "
Mom, although Dad doesn't care about anything, he cares about money.
All moms love to ask the question "Who are you going to divorce your dad and me?".
All moms love to ask the question, "Who will you go with if your dad and I get divorced?", and my mom, who is in her fifties, still tests me endlessly.
"Mom, I'm twenty-six years old, you've been divorced for almost 30 years, when are you going to do the paperwork?"
My mom grabbed a big apple and threw it at me, "You're just like your father!"
My mom's health is not so good right now, and her arthritis has made it difficult for her to dance. The first time I saw her, I was in the middle of the night, and she was in the middle of the night, and she was in the middle of the night.
She will ask me every day at a fixed time what to eat in the evening, if I eat sweet and sour fish, braised pork and other dishes she will be very happy, even if half of the city to buy ingredients have not complained. If I said, "Whatever", she scolded me "difficult to serve" "too much",.......
Then she seldom scolded me, and turned "what to eat tonight" into "still home to eat tonight?"
Yesterday, I promised her that I would go home for dinner, but when I arrived home, it was already 9pm.
Push open the door, mom is sitting at the table to brush a small video, the video "add salt and chicken essence cooking wine ...... Wrapped in breadcrumbs and fried until golden ....." The sound came out.
"Haven't eaten, have you? Quickly taste my new fried fresh milk today, young people love to eat this! Sweet and sour fish is a bit cold, I'll heat it up again for you!"
"Mom, tomorrow I will take you shopping?"
"That's great!"