II. Money is a good servant but a bad master.
3. I asked my mom: I'm the one that fell off of you. How come you don't care about me at all? My mom said: shit is still falling from you, why don't you feel sorry for shit?
4. Take cucumber as dinner. But it is difficult to swallow, hard to eat, but it is difficult to sleep, want to eat stew and then say good night, the doctor said small heart liver, in every day to eat meat on the end, I'm too hard ......
5. Every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, then yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally left me.
VI. Daughter-in-law one hundred and fifty pounds, like to go to the square and the big women dancing, non-me to see, after jumping asked me how she jumped, I said, you dance like a swan. She is happy, next to a young man to pick up the stump: Brother you say is the Swan drum washing machine, right? Not to say, this young man was my daughter-in-law hit the hospital ......
seven. When I was a kid, my dad told me that I was picked up next to a garbage dump bucket. Since then, whenever I was unhappy and sad, I would sit next to the garbage can because there was a taste of home there.
VIII. My sister always educated her children violently, and she was a bit scared after watching the news that her children ran away from home. So she changed her mode of education, she eats part of the child's snack whenever the child makes a mistake. Yesterday, she ate the child to recognize the wrong ...... So that is to say, education of children to think of ways ......
9. Every time I look at you eating pork a million times. Originally from the same root, each other too anxious.
Ten. Every time I don't want to study I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard if I look like this, otherwise people will say I'm just a vase.
xi. If you can't find a partner, don't always blame others, think about your own reasons, maybe it's because you're too good and no one is good enough for you.
Twelve. The first thing I did was to take a picture of her face and send it to my friend's circle to save the relationship. Sure enough, she not only took the initiative to contact me, but also swore to me, "I'm not done with you!"
Thirteen. This year, the chances of finding true love are about the same as the chances of being struck by lightning.
XIV. When I was a kid, my family was poor. I remember when I was in the third grade, the same table was a woman, especially bad! Once, she finished eating bubble gum, even all stuck to my head, angry me then and she fought ...... after the fight, and then a person ran to a deserted place, grinning bubble gum from the head to pick down, put in the mouth while crying and laughing while chewing ......
< p>xv. Anyone who wants a snack pack, please click on your avatar to chat with me directly about what you want to eat, and send me a link if you like. As of twelve o'clock this evening, I will draw three friends and announce who is so cheeky.Sixteen. One day, the class examined the language, there is a failing, the teacher called him to the podium, ready to criticize him, said: you usually do in class what to go, so simple topics will not do. Then raised his hand ready to slap him, the results of that brainwashed I do not know which root tendons move the wrong, also raised his hand, and the teacher gave a high-five, the mouth also said a sentence: yes......
XVII. Exam got ten points, was interrogated by parents, dad first gave a kick: not to compete with the things! Mom went on to say: let the donkey to kick you just test so points.
Eighteen. What is a long-distance relationship? God replied: long-distance relationship is like having an electronic pet in your cell phone.
19. I have a classmate Lei, nicknamed toxic tongue. The last time the dormitory boss fitness for a month, went to the clothing store to buy a low-cut V-neck tights, show off the pectoral muscles with. After returning to the dormitory, the boss was very excited to wear this dress to find Lei brother, asked me how this dress? Lei: very special! The boss is overflowing with complacency, chest up and ask: how special? Lei brother: especially disgusting!
Twenty. You have been doing good things for others, they may not care, but once you make a mistake, then how they can not forget.21. When I was a child. I made a mistake and was beaten by my dad, I was in despair when I heard the background music of Qiao Feng's appearance! It was my cousin who came to the rescue carrying a stereo! When I looked at my cousin with worshipful eyes, my cousin said to my dad: uncle, I'll play some music for you to cheer up ...... Then, my dad was very cooperative to make the dragon eighteen palms ......
Twenty-two. If you can't tolerate me, either your heart is too small, or my personality is too great.
Xxiii. I have a laptop, usually play games, watch videos and so on, my brother after school homework is not written on the computer want to play, I do not let him play, on the computer bag ready to take to the company. Company meeting, the manager asked who has a laptop to borrow, I quickly said I have, the results in full view of me from the computer bag pulled out a cutting board ......
Twenty-four. The little panda cried and said to his mother: in fact, my father is the compartment of the bear uncle right? Mrs. Panda hurriedly covered her son's mouth: don't talk nonsense, let your father hear it will be bad. Little panda said: it is dad told me, he said I am a bear child ......