Ten years later are going to go to the square dance together.
2. "Why do boys always get hard down there? ""Hard down there . Could it be because the water is put in less? "
3. "May I ask when was the peak of your life?" I cleared my throat, "That goes back
twelve years."
Twelve years ago."" You must be a man with a story!" "No, that time I won a good baby award in my kindergarten class."
IV. I'm very talented at drawing
Fourths, because everything I draw, looks like
Fourths.
v. You don't know how fat you are until you're in charge of the house, and you don't know how fat you are until you take a picture.
VI. The world is desperate, when I searched in Taobao and typed in "men's skirts", there really is.
VII. You get up in the morning with a mouth full of mud and ask me what's going on, I tell you, yesterday you got drunk and said you were a Pleasant Goat. You had to eat grass. I didn't stop you.
VIII. Even the best looking face will grow old someday, and I thought I might not be able to handle that loss, so I never looked good.
nine. A cold winter. I sat by the window, the female classmate at the same table brought a bag of milk and put it on the radiator,
The second class, she gently nudged me: you feel my milk hot or not? That day I was in a trance all day, completely unable to listen to the class ......
X. I judge whether the air quality is good or not is to rely on picking boogers, black is the air quality is not good. 11. "Fat people
nine points of wealth. The most fashionable and hottest sentence of 20
19 will be
"Not rich, but also the town", eat at ease!
XII. Q: "What is the experience of going to college?" A: "I haven't even recognized all the people yet, and you guys are already in love."
13. The reason why I live in pain is because I can't find a word that is good enough to describe how handsome I am even if I turn over the dictionary
fourteen. Wine is something that stuns after one pound
6 hours of guts+
300% attack speed-
50% strength+
20% agility-
40% lust+
30% libido+
50% ability to confide in the opposite sex+
50% intelligence-
13. p>50% Ability to Walk a Straight Line-
80% Memory-
80% Truthfulness+
70% Dare+
60% Roads Getting Infinitely Wider+100% Adverse reaction of people who've used it is that it's 100 percent automatically turned on in bragging mode.
XV. Q: Xiaoming and Xiaohong married, the child born what name? A: Each half of the name, small anus.
xvi.
Three words to summarize
Three emotional drama: East Wu love loli; Cao Wei control wives; Shu Han all base.
XVII. Today, I watched Journey to the West with my mom, and I happened to see Gao Laozhuang marrying his wife. My mom then said to me, "Pig
Eight rings are married, you actually do not even have a girlfriend!" Pig
Eight Ring inflicted ten thousand points of real damage on me.
Eighteen. The years have smoothed out your edges, in fact, is that you were life disk.