1. I came to learn the car again, confident life two hundred years, will be when the water hit three thousand miles.
2. Coach: so hard to drag the steering wheel why, is it want to take it home?
4. If you like this steering wheel later when you take it away
5! Sure enough, the car stopped ......
6. Learning to drive for three days to become completely super invincible black me: after all those sunscreen are wrong to pay.
7. On the car ready to finish just start, coach: gas. The student: good, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted to you to step on the gas pedal to refuel!
8. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, OK! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
9. Why are you gripping the steering wheel so hard, do you want to pull it down and take it home?
10. Drive fast, he said: "Drive so fast for what! The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of it. Driving slowly, he came to say: "still moving?"
11. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "refueling refueling". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
12. I'm going to die, tomorrow morning test subject two, today was going to practice, however, heavy rainstorms, look at the weather, tomorrow is also a heavy rainstorm ......
13. You so step on the brakes want to launch me out of it
14. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow is because of the test! I've never thought that my progress in learning to drive is so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring ah!
15. Every day is to be practiced to beat the fear of domination feel a little enthusiasm to learn the car are not.
The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or not ......"
17. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway. This bicycle can be slippery goods began to learn to drive.
19. "I'm sorry, coach, I parked crooked again". "The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
20. Coach: see that person in front? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
21. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
22. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
23. With me practicing with the car students once brake, he even stood up!
24. Once when practicing, I heard a coach next to the training of students:
25. Section II make-up test twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
26. After the car crashed again, the coach: change a bar, I can not teach you to ~
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28. steering wheel to beat the clutch to death
29. tomorrow will be examined subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can get through it in one go. But the first victory has not yet taken ah.
30. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, and I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, so I wish you all the best.
The results of the practice car found himself carsickness funny saying summary of thirty sentences
The results of the practice car found himself carsickness funny saying (Part I)
1! Back to the right! You play a few laps you can not remember?
2. Give birth to a child are not nervous people, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic is broken.
3. I have passed the test, I have passed the test, I cried after the test.
4. Section three test five times, less than a last resort, I never touch the car.
5. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, scolding people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
6. The first section of the three road test did not pass, the coach: open the bad not blame you, blame our coach did not make a difference.
7. Another time to practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach on the side said: "Where do you hit the direction?" I heart a tight, hurried to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: "You also to that side to play?!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
8. You put me this Volkswagen car out of the sound of the sports car ah!
9. I tied a piece of meat to the head of the car, the dog is better than you drive!
10. A candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat, ignition, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation to the examiner said: "Report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting the takeoff." (This should be a request to start, and I guess the candidate has had the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) The examiner replied calmly, "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage electricity in front of you."
11. "What's the point of driving so fast? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... you brain inside is not another fish pull"
12. nightmare news do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car.
13. driving control is not good throttle, coach: you put me this broken Volkswagen drive out of the Ferrari auditory effect.
14. When practicing reverse pile coach shouted: "Put your head out, head out! Brake! Quickly brake! One day my car will be scrapped by you!"
15. Speechless learning to drive is really the most negative thing I've experienced since I was a kid.
practice results found themselves carsickness funny saying (Part II)16. road test, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get on the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to beep the siren, to observe the rear of the traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ... ...Chest on the car, pretending to touch the rear-view mirror, turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" The first time I saw this, I forgot to fasten my seatbelt!
17. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill has been said "gas gas". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill still refueling ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
18. On the road when said: "You drive, I will sleep." Inverted pile when said: "you pour, I go pee."
19. Dare not go to learn, afraid of being scolded by the coach.
20. Learning to drive three days to become completely super invincible black me: after all, those sunscreen are wrong to pay.
21. Section three practiced, the coach: you can, you can drive according to this idea, the examination, then up to 100 points.
22. you so step on the brake want to launch me out of it
23. I'm going to die, tomorrow morning test subject two, today was going to practice, however, a big rainstorm, look at the weather, tomorrow is also a big rainstorm ......
24. grass, this horse right steering wheel to death, reversing garage full marks! The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see you, and I'm so happy to see you.
25! Finally took a test out of the subject two! It's not easy for a fool like me.
26. In order to your future safety, learning to drive scolded is actually very necessary drops. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, later can be more bold in the community to break through. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car!
27. Aunt when to come can not must be in the test subject two today I drop mom crazy turn so many koi this is an unexpected good thing!
28. Hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel, the dog is better than you drive!
29. Listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: that time everyone is trying to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. One got into the car, the first do not start the engine, the side of the examiner a hard smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
30. report coach, all ready, request takeoff
practice car sun is so big humor funny say thirty
1. listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: at that time, we all try very hard to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. There is one on the car, the first do not start the ignition, to the side of the examiner a hard stupid smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
2. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
3. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
4. Today, I just got a driver's license, and the coach said to me: "Don't drive as much as you can in the future."
5. I'm not nervous about giving birth to a child, but I'm nervous about taking a test like this, and the logic is shattered.
6. The steering wheel is your object? Put so tight ......
7. The coach said that you license to learn and then go to apply for a class to learn to open the aircraft bar so quickly only on the sky
8! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
9. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But I haven't gotten my first win yet.
10. Master I poured into it? Master:
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrumentation all normal" request to get up. The examiner listened to the music: not yet awake it? Permission to get up!
13. People's mood will really be because to learn to drive and fall to the bottom I realized.
14. Change the family. I can't teach you
15. I suggest you get a racing license in the future! You're not fit to drive such a normal car!
16. My classmate, Ms., was very nervous during the road test, and kept saying "fasten your seatbelt fasten your seatbelt". And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
17. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to the other driving school to scrape the car.
18. Smoking Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
19. You so step on the brake want to launch me out of it
20. I: how to beat to death?
21. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
22. Coach: see the front of the man? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
23. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
24. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake vigorously, you pull vigorously, you vigorously 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
25. morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: the driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
26. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject two wish you a hand over.
27. "I'm sorry, coach, I stopped again crooked". "Which can ah, the road is crooked"!
28. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
29. To be honest, I'm a student in the test license for the first time to feel the dark side.
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny collection of thirty
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (a)
1. Today just get a license, coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
2. I suggest that you later go to learn a racing license! You are not suitable to drive this kind of ordinary car!
3. I don't know if I'm driving right or wrong, I'm always turning my head to look at the coach sitting in the passenger seat, and the coach started to read again: "Look ahead! Look at the front! I'm not sure I'm driving the right way, but I'm turning my head to look at the co-driver! Although I am very handsome, there is no need to stare at me all the time!"
4. Get on the car ready to finish just starting, coach: refueling. Cadet: Okay, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted you step on the gas pedal to gas!
5. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This will not be able to learn ah, your own good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
6. Another time to practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach in the side said: "Where do you hit the direction?" I was so nervous that I rushed to fight in the opposite direction, and then I heard the coach say, "You still fight that way?" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
7. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
8. Previously, I just thought that I do not distinguish between the southeast and northwest to learn the car to know that the left and right are not divided
9. On the road when you say: "You drive, I'll take a nap." Inverted pile when said: "you pour, I go to pee."
10. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I can remember you, and later on the road to meet you drive, I good to avoid far away!"
11. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it is really spelled out.
12. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
13. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he said, he will not go out
14. The coach said you license to learn to go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only to the sky
15. I still don't know how to come over the s-turns ...
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (Part II)
16. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "cheer cheer". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" The coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
17. Coach: see that guy in front? I'm not going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brake!
18. This I must come! I don't know because of stupid or what, to drive inexplicable fear. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
19. One time the coach was so angry with me that he just shouted, "Step on the handbrake step on the handbrake!"
20. Green light start slow, the coach a sentence, what's wrong, can not choose a favorite color?
21. My classmates, mm, road test is very nervous, the heart has been reciting "fasten seat belt fasten seat belt! Then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
22. Coach: steering wheel to beat to death. I: how to beat to death?
23. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I wish I could pass it once. But the first victory has not yet taken ah.
24. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: the traffic circle ahead to turn left, the student said: understand the traffic circle ahead to turn left, and so after turning, the examiner said, get off the car, failing, the student does not understand, you can let me die an understanding? The examiner said dizzily: you count how many laps you turn before turning around ~~
25. gear ah ！！！！ Brake ah ！！！！ And stalled again! Won't you step on the assembly ！！！！ Turn signal ah ！！！！ Why do you hit the headlights ！！！！ You ！！！！
26. subject two test twice did not pass, because in the field to learn the car so want to give up, please give me a do not learn the merits of the car.
27. tomorrow to take the subject two la, nervous nervous, tonight early to sleep, tomorrow cheer cheer cheer.
28. The coach said I drove like he was drunk and couldn't learn.
29. The birth of a child are not nervous people, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground.
30. I'm here to learn to drive again, confident that life is two hundred years, will be when the water hit three thousand miles.