Request: lines from skit "Campus Interview"?

Interview Lines Campus Interview Lines Male host: Hello everyone, welcome to this issue of the straight through the campus Female host: Today's program is still hosted by me and Xiaoqiang for you Male host: With the arrival of the new semester, another batch of vigorous college students came to our College of Politics and Law. A series of orientation activities specially organized to welcome the new students have also come to a successful end Hostess: Students are active in a variety of activities to show their own style, reflecting their own vitality. Now, the end of the school year is approaching, students are in a state of what? Is it the calmness after the excitement, or the longing for the ignorant love? Let's get on the line with the outside host and ask him to bring us the latest report. Outside host: Guide, try the sound. New semester, new weather, I have nothing to do I stroll around; just out of the second cafeteria, now I walk on the street; boys sweating on the field, girls dressed very beautiful; regardless of the sky south and north, all over the world to gather together; keep in mind that virtue and erudition, Dugong Dingxin can not be forgotten; until the peach and plums are full of the world, the students of politics and law, the beauty of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name! A phone call from the leader immediately asked me to go to the interview, suddenly found a wall, "departmental introduction" bright and clear, and when I walked in to take a look, the signboards are louder than one another. Look here, "Life Department, Life Department, cooking life is rich!" Look over there, "Secretariat, Secretariat, love and work at the same time!" "Publicity Department, Publicity Department, Handicrafts," and then, "Art Troupe, Art Troupe, say goodbye to bachelors!" No matter which ministry you join, remember the purpose is reliable, our purpose is, to be rich, into the political and legal, political and legal, the road to prosperity. But who is good to interview? (A man with a brisk pace floated past) students, hello (around, continue to float past), even walking are so personalized, it seems to be the students of the School of Politics and Law, we say right ah? (A student chanting a poem on the) students two: when you want to separate, separated on the separation, love is not you want to buy, want to buy can buy outside host: students hello students two: hello (habitual answer) go away, do not see I am busy it! Outside host: students, I understand, there is a "tree" in the university, called "high math", many people have hung up on it Students 2: Yes! It's not the math, it's the pair that's hard for me to get out of the room Host: Uh, you say a little, maybe I can help you with that Student 2: Look at this, the king of heaven covers the earth Host: You're a two hundred and fifty Five Student 2: The light of the bright moon in front of the bed Host: My father is Li Gang Student 2: Who has never died since the beginning of time Host: Who is a big one who doesn't use paper Student 2: Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. (Turns around, runs off stage.) Outside host: How come you're so backward? Guide, cut back, I look for a drink of water (off the stage) male host: it seems that today's location a little bit not smooth ah female host: why do you only look at the front, do not look at me ah male host: perhaps students are still in the overly excited state of excursion hostess: oooh ---- you ignored me? You are ruthless, shameless and unreasonable (said while pushing the male host) male host: I where ruthless where shameless where unreasonable female host: where you where not ruthless where not shameless where not unreasonable male host: well well, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, work, pick up the exterior exterior exterior host: how not it may be a styling problem (a female student walked on the stage) red with green, which is called to understand the art (female students do shy) exterior Host: (shy) students, can you accept my interview Lesbian 1: this student, you do not say, I know, you must be my slightly melancholy temperament, slender figure, clear eyes were y attracted to it Outside host: I ------ I am nearsighted, or would not have brought such big glasses, I can not see so real Host: you do not cover up, your eyes have sold out your heart. Your heart, but I regret to tell you, do not be infatuated with sis, sis let you spit blood, I'm just a passerby in your life, will not accompany you to the end of the world in the wasted years, you! Don't expect my elegant back can bring you any happy expectations, it will only make your memories wither out of a piece of bleak (sprinkle petals, outside host pounced) I gently come, just as I gently go, I waved a wave of the dagger, do not leave a living mouth, (laughs) Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh male host: the following inserted an urgent message hostess: a female psychiatric patients fled from the hospital a few days ago without any reason, rumor is that the hospital is now in the vicinity of a college, and the hospital is now in the vicinity of a college. It is rumored to be wandering around a college or university, the female psychiatric patient is wearing a green tunic, blue jeans, dark boots, wearing pink petals on her head, as if she were a bride fleeing from the wedding, please take security measures! Hey, don't you want to do an interview? Outside host: Uh, no, no, no, you'd better go back to the provincial hospital first Lesbian 1: Aiya, people are from the school hospital, huh huh huh host: really you, (escape) Lesbian 1: hey hey! (back, do whine like) just ran into that psycho ah, really can not afford to hurt ah students three: (on stage, walked over to shoot the host of the scene, the two at the same time startled a big jump, the scene support: hey, how do you in this ah? The top management asked me to keep an eye on you and tell you! Female students 2: interview, senior, when you straight through the campus (do worship-like) you are the host of the scene, then you must be very powerful Oh (two male students do narcissism-like) The host of the scene: as a radio station inside the all-round, multi-element, three-dimensional talent, we are singing and dancing, poetry recitation, that is no one knows ah Female students 2: really Really really really really really really really really really really really really really. This is really it (female students rushed to the host, students three thought it was to himself, do embrace posture, pounced on the empty) then you can not give us show two songs it? (Pampered) Outside host: this you count ask the right person, when I was happy man, the country 100,000 strong, what do you want to hear ah? Female student 2: How about giving us a song about the sky road? Outside host: the sky road is too simple, to a little difficult point it, sing Li Yuchun's Tibetan plateau, music Tibetan plateau to save time we directly from the highest there to start the Tibetan plateau the highest ah (began to sing) I saw, a mountain, a mountain, a mountain, a mountain, connected, ah Lazo, that is the Tibetan plateau, ah Lazo, that is the Tibetan plateau, everyone, (bow) that students, what do you know ah? What do you know? Female student 2: I know how to take five shots in a row, 12580. Classmate 3: I don't know, I don't know, Classmate 2: You don't know, look at me, 1 2 5 8 0 (doing the poses of taking pictures) (two male students doing the cold sweat poses) Host: Nowadays, what are the children thinking about? Classmate 2: Please speak Mandarin, I don't understand Host: You don't know what it means to take a picture, look at me, I'll give you a trick to make your whole body hurt, headache, shoulder, lumbar and thighs hurt and lastly, your ass hurt (one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow, one hand holding a crow. A man holding a crow floated by and cawed like a crow Lesbian 2: I didn't realize that this continuous shooting has this realm, the daughter still have to go back to practice and practice, first floated Student 3: hey hey don't float ah, don't float Getting it, then get it, like this, when can I finish work and go home, ah Outside host: The next one must be able to, must be able to (a girl walked on the stage) students Hello, I am ---- (shy) (ULE) (U.S. commercial music plays) Lesbian 3: What am I -------- to you? (Outside host: You're my polar bear.) Lesbian 3: Ah, I'm not a Unami. (Outside host: I can get you for a dollar.) Student 3: Interview, interview. (Outside host: What's your name?) (Shy, wriggling) （I'm Polar Bear, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Then the music of good luck played Lesbian 3: This, your friend ah Outside host: He that --- I -------- Student 3: (in falsetto) Of course, the relationship between the two of us, like Pleasant and gray wolf, instant noodles and ham sausage Outside host: I'm afraid of things like 360 and Tencent ah, let's restart, now at 4:00 p.m. - four is four, 10 is ten, 14 is 14, 40 is 40 (like Cantonese people speak), students three: buddy, tongue-twister is not so say drop, hit the south side came a mute, hand carrying a catty ---------- (the host of the scene will be students three set aside the host of the scene: we restarted, En En En (forget the words) lesbian three: students, sorry, wait for me for a minute (take the phone away) the host of the scene: hey, this minute in the end how long ah students three: dude It depends on whether you're outside the toilet or inside the toilet Lesbian 3: I've got to go, I'll do the interview some other time! The female student 3: It's your polar bear (flying kiss) (the host of the scene looks like a nymphomaniac) The female student 3: Buddy Buddy, listen to my brother's words, life is like a coffee table, and love, it is a banquet The host of the scene: How to say The female student 3: The above are full of cups ah The host of the scene: Big Brother, I've already been single 21 years, you can not let me be single to the year 2012 is not life is like a phone call, not you hang up first, but also to the end of the day, I'm not a single person, but I'm a single person, so I'm a single person, I can not be a single person. Life is like a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first, and finally send you a sentence, youth is not always in the grasp of love, wait for me! Polar bear, oh no, Hao Furong (ran off the stage) Students three: Hey! What is this called ah, guide, cut back, I have to youth and where ah hostess: today's program is coming to an end, remember, the first to campus everything is new, do not know where the lotus classroom, do not know where the meal is delicious, do not know how to borrow books in the library, and then accustomed to the quiet study room, accustomed to the scenery of the square Qingze, accustomed to the teacher's friendly smile, accustomed to the work of the club, we continue in the sea of knowledge, and the work of the community, we have a lot of time, we can't wait to see what the world is going to be like. We continue in the sea of knowledge, looking for the true meaning of life, in the difficulties and frustrations, perfect the meaning of life Male host: the shadow cast by the lights, so that the words on the books are a little fuzzy, but I know that we have to continue to move forward, the university is not equal to the final success, the miracle is destined to be in the struggle to achieve, here, let us wish all teachers and students of the School of Politics and Law in the new year, academic success, work well, good health, the past, the past, the past, the past, the past, the past, the past, the past, the past, the future, the future, the future, the future, the future, the future. Smooth, good health, and all the best!