(soundtrack on stage first, with the flute, blowing the "myheartwillgoon", blowing the (After the prelude, the narrator came on stage, while blowing, the narrator said)
Narrator: Dear audience-friends, have you ever heard the poignant and touching, romantic and tender, refreshing, how to listen to can't hear enough of the story of Tong Pak Fu pointing out the fragrance of the autumn? What, you have heard it? (Facing the audience, with a surprised expression, music stops, and then according to the original calm tone of voice, music starts) That's right, what you have heard before is artificially modified, I'm going to tell you an original story of Tang Pak Fu pointing out the fragrance of autumn without any carving. The story takes place several hundred years ago, there is a village people through a show of hands to vote on the first of the four great talents of Jiangnan, Comrade Tong Pak Fu. The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for money. Wake up and sit in front of the flowers, and sleep under the flowers when you're drunk; half-drunk and half-awake day after day, blossom after blossom, year after year. I'm the embodiment of the world's best martial arts hero, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, Tong Pak Fu, who is loved by all, blossomed by all, and has a flat tire in all. I not only talk elegantly, but also excellent quality, can be called the new era of ......
Followers: rice.
Tang: Huh?
Follower: Oh no, exemplary. Hehehe, (a bit of Tang Bohu heard the first half of the sentence are very happy, heard the second half of the sentence are very angry) if we say that our young master has talent that have to be punished then, then he will have to be a thousand cuts ah; if we say that our young master has virtue that is a crime then, then he is a heinous crime ah; if we say that our young master is handsome that is a sin then, then he will have to be heavenly struck by thunder ah.
Tang: How dare you say that, I will beat you.
Following: Hey, master, the calendar says you have peach blossom luck today?
Tang: you kid bullshit what the hell, how can you say I have peach blossom luck today? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
(next)
Narrator: One day, Tong Bohu encountered the great beauty of comrade Qiuxiang, at that time, Qiuxiang just for the old lady from the supermarket to buy things back, on the way to the road encountered an a a and b two children to stop the road robbery.
(Chou-heung hand holding a large package of rolling paper on the children A and B from the other side on, A wearing a back hat, B hand crutches single crutch)
A, B: Tie, this tree is planted by me, the road is open to me, want to pass from here, to leave to buy the road money!
QiuXiang: I'll give you something, and you'll let me go?
(Chou-Xiang give things to A, B)
(B just want to go, A pull B)
A: wait ...... wait a moment, I ...... I want to rob.... ...rob a color.
(Tong Pak Fu suddenly jumped out from the side of Qiu Xiang)
Tang: sunflower pointing hand!
(A, B fixed)
Tang: comrade, recently watch the news? That is, do not watch the news, listen to the radio, read the newspaper can also know ah, the party educates us to unity and mutual assistance for pride, to the detriment of others and self-serving for shame; to comply with the law for pride, to violate the law for shame. I despise you people who rob women's things, a little bit of technical content is not, reform and opening up so many years, how you even lines have not changed, really sad ah. (pointing to B), look at you, obviously bad legs, but also out of the random walk, so you also out of the robbery, in case the police uncle to catch you, you even run do not understand miles. (pointing to A), and you, look at you, wearing so little, in case of freezing how to do, you just do not think about yourself, but also have to think about the parents who gave birth to you not? Blink your eyes if you understand. The Sunflower Hands.
A, B: ah, big brother, you can not say, dare you surnamed Tang are so able to white Huo ah. You and the Tang Monk is a mother born right, little brother no longer dare, really wear and death ah.
The followers: What are you talking about?
(A, B under)
Qiu Xiang: just now, if it is not a gentleman rescue, I am afraid I will ......
Tang: girl you are too polite.
QiuXiang: You look great, may I ask your name?
Tang: My name is Tang, first name Pak Fu. How do you address the girl?
Qiu Xiang: Call me Qiu Xiang.
Tang: Then please allow me to take the girl home.
Qiu Xiang: Then I would like to thank you, sir.
(Narrator says, Bohu, Chou-heung is walking around the stage, pretending to chat, with a follower following behind, holding a large light bulb in his hand, and the soundtrack is played on a guitar with the Romance of Love)
Narrator: When Tang Bohu saw Chou-heung, it was a real brightening up of his mind, his waist is not sore, his legs do not ache, and even his proposal of marriage was energetic.
Qiu Xiang: Gongzi, my home is here.
Bohu: It's really unfortunate that it's time to part again. In the future, often contact it, be sure to send me a text message oh. I'm a mobile phone user, my place, I'm in charge!
Qiu Xiang: I am a Unicom user, the ground and underground are covered! See you later.
(Qiu Xiang down, Bohu is still in a daze, looking at the direction of Qiu Xiang's departure)
Follower: Qiu Xiang sister a turn back.
Bohu: Tyson switched to table tennis.
Follower: Chou-heung's sister turns back twice.
Bohu: Yang Guo falls in love with Li Mochou.
Follower: Sister Chou-heung turns back three times.
Bohu: Monk from now on to use Piaojiao. Hey, you kid fooled me!
(Next)
Narrator: After a number of days, the House of Qiuxiang to choose a son-in-law for Qiuxiang, as for the applicants, that is still a lot.
(Chou-heung and her mother are on the same page)
Mother: How can you call that a lot?
Qiu Xiang: That's quite a lot. Mommy, what do you think we should come up with today to make things difficult for the applicants?
Autumn mother: hahahahahahaha, incense ah, this you do not need to worry, for mother has its own magic tricks.
(Tang and his followers on)
Followers: Young master, I just went to the scene to see, only to see the stage black, just see the hair, even the head can not be seen, this Autumn fragrance of the wire is really quite a lot ah!
Bohu: What do you mean by wire?
The followers: hardcore fans, how that uneducated! I heard that Qiu Xiang her mother old fierce, (autumn mother in the back to show muscle) chasing Qiu Xiang's people, either broken arms, or less legs, and even (hand as a knife, compared to Bohu's body under).
Bohu: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it seems that today we have to make a little means, we both go together, you go first, show almost, and then I go. This is called to poor lining good, more show its good.
Followers: This is not fair, It'sunfair.
Bohu: Wow, there is no mistake, I'm your boss eh, you should listen to me, this is called contrast, after the completion of the matter, I invite you to go to the fifth floor of the Wanxiu Garden dinner!
Follower: Hey, this place has not really been, then well, I will sacrifice for the master a time. Take care of my seventh uncle master, then I will learn from Fan Wei, silly not among them.
Qiu Xiang: 38!
(The follower came to Qiu mother, giggling, Qiu mother circled around the follower)
Qiu Xiang: Do you have IQ, and you're here to apply for the job?
Follower: I......IQ is what the hell.
Autumn mother: tell you do not understand.
Follower: You ...... you tell me the password sue ...... tell me ...... I can use it.
Autumn mother: sue ...... tell you ...... you can not use.
Follower: You ......
Autumn mother: forget it, it is too much trouble to talk to you. Please listen to the question (left arm forward, clenched fist), say "eight honors and eight disgraces" what is the content?
Followers: what "eight honor and eight shame" ah?
Autumn mother: Then you say three representatives.
Followers: three representatives, eight honor and eight shame, three? Eight?
Autumn mother: Bagoya Road, the quality of this also dare to enlist, go back to you!
Follower: Hey, ma'am, this is not a small joke, you listen well ah, (out of the fast board) the East is red, the sun rises, the motherland soars like a dragon; urban and rural economic development, harmonious society happy. National unity is like a rock, the unification of the motherland to adhere to; love the motherland is the most honorable, harming the motherland is the most shameful. Love the motherland, love the people, to serve the people to be enthusiastic; more to the collective good, often for the community to offer love. It is most honorable to serve the people, and most shameful to deviate from them. Superstitions, cults, stop, from a young and persistent search for true knowledge; respect for science is the most honorable, ignorance is the most shameful. We should be kind to each other, just like sisters and brothers; we should help each other when we encounter problems, and we should contribute to each other when we have difficulties. Solidarity and mutual help is the most honorable, the most shameful to harm others and benefit oneself. To be honest and trustworthy is the most honorable, and to forget what is right and wrong is the most shameful. In school, discipline, the student code to remember; learning regulations, abide by the law, the legal society to contribute. Violation of discipline should be dealt with, and violation of law should be punished; it is most honorable to obey the law, and most shameful to break the law. Hard work is a tradition, hard work and thrift do not relax; from childhood to develop good habits, grow up to serve the country in mind. Wastefulness should be resisted, enjoyment should be prohibited; hard work is the most honorable, extravagance is the most shameful. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Autumn mother: good, we want you!
Follower: Hey, hey, young master, young master, it's going to be me.
Tang: Hey, you kid, didn't I tell you to behave almost? Why are you behaving so well, Bohu is very angry, the consequences are serious. (Stomping)
Followers: numb or not?
Tang: numb.
Qiu Xiang: Mom, why is she numb?
Autumn mother: nonsense, you stomp you also numb! It's okay, take a couple steps!
Tang: walk what walk, I'm coming, you have any problem despite the horse over!
Autumn mother: I heard that you Tong Pak Fu is talented, learning the rich ancient and modern. I would like to test you, say "mountains beyond the green mountains outside the building" next sentence.
Tang: When will the West Lake songs and dances stop?
Qiu Mu: The length of the English Channel is ......
Tang: 35 kilometers.
Autumn Mother: a frog 1 mouth, two eyes, four legs, what about 243 frogs?
Tang: 243 frogs 243 mouths, 486 eyes, 972 legs.
Qiu Mu: Which ancient Chinese ran the fastest?
Tang: Cao Cao.
Follower: Master, why?
Tang: Cao Cao is here!
Autumn mother: men know too much is no good, but I can test whether you are a good man at home, then you talk about the practice of steamed pork.
Tang: powder ...... powder ...... steamed meat? Luckily I love to eat, you listen well. We can mix sugar, salt, starch three, add some three yellow wine. Three spoons of onion and ginger noodle er, chop the garlic, add the pork to cool a bit, and then put it on the fire to steam. (Quickly said)
Autumn mother: small white man, a look is not solid, not my favorite type. You go back you.
Qiu Xiang: Mom, you haven't asked about the Eight Honors and Eight Shames.
Qiu mother: Well, give you another chance, you say "eight honor and eight shame" content.
Tang: hahahahaha, fortunately I was prepared, comeonbaby! (the following with the followers while performing the action)
I shoot a, I shoot a, eight honors and eight shames to be remembered;
You shoot two, I shot two, endangering the motherland was spurned;
You shoot three, I shot three, to serve the people remembered;
You shoot four, I shot four!
You shoot five, I shoot five, a fat little pig;
You shoot six, I shoot six, a shame to harm others and benefit oneself;
You shoot seven, I shoot seven, science is the first;
You shoot eight, I shoot eight, lawlessness must be caught;
You shoot nine, I shoot nine, extravagance is the jerk;
You shoot ten, I shoot ten, extravagance is the jerk;
You shoot nine, I shoot nine, extravagance is the jerk;
You shoot ten, I shoot ten, extravagance is the jerk;
You shoot ten, I shoot ten, extravagance is the jerk. I'm a fast son-in-law, aren't I? (The follower held Bohu, Bohu unfolded his arm to the autumn mother)
Autumn mother: roll! Childish! Give me down! And also looks a little bit shabby, Pei our family Ruhua still make up for it.
Tang: terrible! (fainted, was helped down by the followers)
(Qiu Xiang did angry pulling mother's arm)
Autumn mother: the first love, simply do not understand love, the next!
Narrator: But Bohu and Qiu Xiang fell in love at first sight, that love ah, it played is like a torrential river, continuous, that feeling ah, as if by Cupid fierce Ohai two bricks. The mother put Qiu Xiang under house arrest, not letting her meet with Bohu, and Qiu Xiang was sobbing all day long. (Chou-heung and Chou-mu perform the action of being locked up)
(Chou-heung cries out, Bohu, the followers come on, Chou-mu pretends to be sleeping in the center of the stage)
Bohu: No, I have to go to save her, I seem to hear her miserable crying.
Follower: Oops, is that Sister Qiu Xiang's crying that loud?
Bohu: You don't understand.
Follower: I heard that Qiu Xiang her mother can be unreasonable, in case of failure can be ah.
Bohu (facing the audience): Failure is only a psychological state, the rest is nothing. TV before the college entrance examination failed children, Bohu with personal experience to tell you, if the heart in, the dream is in, all continents through her home Qiuxiang. The most important thing is to start all over again!
Followers: Master, if you want to say so, then you can really pure man.
Bohu: don't whole that useless, take care of my seventh uncle and his three nieces. I'm going to go!
Narrator: Tong Pak Fu risked being surrounded by the three evil men, stole the key of the autumn mother, and came to the door of Qiu Xiang.
Berhu: Qiu Xiang, Berhu came to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. Today you and I can still repeat yesterday's story, I this broken cell phone can still be subject to your message. Alas? How no movement ah, Qiuxiang sister, you will not be suicide. (Smash door)
Akika: Wait, who is outside? The secret signal, the ground vibration of Gao Gang a faction of Xishan thousands of ancient show.
Bohu: door over the sea three rivers river water flow for ten thousand years.
Qiu Xiang: the academic style is rigorous.
Bohu: advocating practice!
Qiu Xiang: Tiger ah, it's you!
Bohu: (soundtrack with flute playing "dyinginthesun" or "Schindler's List" theme song) Xiang ah, it's me! Qiuxiang sister, in fact, our feelings are fated not to have a share, once there is a sincere feelings in front of me, I did not go to cherish, until today I regret, if God gives me another chance, I want to say to that little girl, I rare you, if I have to I then give a quasi-detail on the feelings, I hope that it is, thieves pull for many years! Learning Taylor's formula, I know what is trouble; learning Fourier series, I know what is quite troublesome; know met you, I know what is wanting to be with a person forever. Autumn wind blowing in my face, the fluttering leaves ah, call me nothing but think of you. The waves of the sea painfully hit my heart, the sea ah, if we can never meet again. Then please devour me, let today become our future memories forever.
Mother Qiu: OMG, it's so touching. Bohu, you are truly a pure man! Well, it seems that you can withstand the test, I agree that you are together. I choose (male voice), I like it. (Female voice, finger pointing to the face, do shyness)
Bohu: heaven ah, the earth ah, which is the angel of the big mother opened her eyes! Xiao Qiang ah (props turtle pick up), you finally have a mistress! (running after Qiu Xiang)
Qiu Xiang: Oh, my Lord!
(All together)
NARRATOR: Later, Tong Pak Fu and Chou-heung lived a happy life.
Autumn Mother: How can that be called beautiful and happy.
Crowd: That's quite beautiful and happy!
Narrator: Well, friends of the audience, our program today is all over here. Our today's prize competition title is, Tong Pak Fu what is his last name in the end? Friends who know can send a cell phone text message to ......
Viewers TO: Surname Tang!
Narrator: congratulations, all will grab the answer. Our prize for today's quiz is ......
Autumn's mother: a signed portrait of me.
(Crowd make disgusted faces)
Narrator: viewers, we will meet again at the same time tomorrow!