Couples must do ten disgusting things

1, in front of each other in front of unbridled burping and farting It is strange, when in love, how did not find each other every day there are so many farts to put it! When you are in love, you are so shy that you have to go to the restroom to avoid embarrassment; after you get married, both sides even start to compare who's farts are louder and stinkier, and sometimes you will also put out a "chain fart" for the other side to appreciate.　Even will just put the stinky fart in the hand, hold to each other in front, and each other said "to show you a good thing" ...... this wave of operation is not true love do not come out.　 2, in front of each other to dig boogers, and then popped into each other's face This wave of operation, a good sense of picture.　 3, after waking up in the morning to have a good morning kiss, each other's breath is smelly ...... "Husband, your mouth stinks!" "Wife, so do you!" Then each other do not mind kissing again.　 4, one party to the toilet, the other party as if nothing happened to brush their teeth I do not know from when onwards, two people have been accustomed to *** with the use of the bathroom, a person to the toilet, the other person to brush their teeth, the two people can also be very happy chatting.　 5, secretly fart under the covers, and then trick the other person into covering the covers ...... "Come and help me see, there is something on my butt", "Wow ~ how so stinky!" "It's okay, hubby eat!" Then the man very naturally took the leftovers handed over by the woman.　 7, go to the toilet does not close the door, chat with each other I do not know when to start, go to the toilet has been accustomed to not close the door. "There's no paper in the toilet." "Na~" and then stand in the doorway, see each other wipe their asses, and chat with each other.　 8、Sharing the shit you just took with the other person "Come on, come on, I just took a heart-shaped shit and I haven't flushed it yet!" "Wow~ you're great!"　 9, Letting the other person smell their armpits and feet to see if they smell funny If you love me, come and smell my feet.　 10, do not take a bath before the errand "Quick, the child is asleep, hurry up, a moment to wake up." "Wait, I'm looking for wet wipes."　The above behavior is a variety of real portrayal of life after marriage, I do not know if you have this experience? This kind of couple is true love, there is no defense, unloaded all the disguise, in front of each other to do the most real themselves, although a little "disgusting", but also the performance of love.　Couples must do ten disgusting things 2 A couple of disgusting behavior 1, eat each other's leftovers.　2, to each other squeeze pimples.　3, digging boogers to wipe you.　4, than whose fart is loud.　5, kissing and feeding water to each other.　6、Trying to fart and catching it in your hand for you to smell.　7、Smoke each other with their own stinky socks.　8, kissing after eating stinky tofu, garlic, scallions.　9、Blow your nose on the guy's tie when the girl is crying.　10, quietly fart under the covers and then press the other person's head into the covers.　 Second, couples must do ten crazy things 1, bungee jumping together.　2, go to a haunted house together.　3, go diving together.　4, All-night New Year's Eve together.　5, ride a hot air balloon together.　6, Wait for the first snow together.　7, Get drunk at home together.　8, Have a role swap experience.　9、Come together for a driving trip.　10, Pick a midnight to watch a ghost movie together.　11、Join the square dance of the amazons together.　12、***Buy lottery tickets or scratchers together.　13, together to watch a romantic seaside fireworks.　14, together in the countryside to experience the simple rural flavor.　15, ride the bus together to see the city's scenery.　16, shower together and apply body lotion for each other.　17、Walking across a breathtaking suspension bridge together.　18, Learn a new skill together, skiing or guitar will do.　19, Getting a pet together must be an early taste of what it's like to be a mom or dad.　20、Fly halfway across the country on a plane alone just to see you.　Ten Disgusting Things Couples Must Do 3 1. Weight gain is no longer a big deal.　In this age of media and narcissism, we've always tried to stay in good . Body image. Men use protein, women eat carrots, and everyone hates to tire themselves out in the gym. These are important at the beginning of a relationship, but once you get deeper into the relationship, laziness slowly runs its course.　When you're in a relationship, you may notice changes in your significant other's body. Maybe your arms have gotten a little thicker, maybe you've noticed a few extra pounds when you're topless, or maybe you've realized that last year's Christmas gift t-shirt doesn't fit anymore and you need to go back and buy another one in a larger size.　But none of that matters. You'll always remember what it was like when you first met and will always love him/her, even with a few extra kilos.　 2, **** together with a water glass.　Usually a party has drunk water cup, the other party will not go to the rinse, pour water directly to drink, and drink water demeanor is gushy, perhaps tasting each other's saliva, after all, saliva is also known as Zin, Zin to quench the thirst, although you can't kiss, but with the kissing is the same, as for the leftovers of the fruits or meals will not let go of the natural, often beautifully named who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows what is in the plate, grains are bitter, so that the other party to eat in the name of the right! The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what you are doing.　 3, wash socks for each other.　Only when true love, will not mind each other. Willing to do for each other some of their own ability to do things. When you see the bright and clean socks, you become more in love with each other. The one who washes the socks feels happy when he/she sees his/her partner wearing the socks that he/she has washed with his/her own hands. It seems that the relationship between us is much closer and we become more dependent on each other!　 4, reckless in front of each other "fart" "burp"!　I don't know when we first fell in love, there is no such experience? Sometimes to fart, hard to hold back, or run to the distance of a few meters away from each other, to discharge ammonia! Haha, I'm sure a lot of people have done this, especially when two people first fell in love.　At that time, both people are very careful about their image, not to mention farting, even burping will not be in front of each other, it will be very embarrassing.　But once two people are familiar with each other, after becoming the closest to each other, they will become more and more reckless, sometimes even intentionally fart in front of each other, especially in winter, I believe that many naughty girls will be in the quilt to fart, and then trick their boyfriends into the quilt, the acidity! Two people laughed.　Some people tease: the people who just started to fall in love, it seems that none of them have the function of farting and burping, after a bit of familiarity, this function becomes disordered, no matter when, no matter where, let the other person experience, deliberately farting and burping at him. Really very cute! This kind of hot eyes thing, only two people who really love each other can do.　 5, kiss each other's stinky feet.　We are resistant to the contact of other people's feet or some other body parts. However, the taste between the couple will be a little heavier, will go to smell each other's body odor, and even kiss each other's stinky feet. This is a hard thing to believe in the eyes of outsiders, but couples may feel nothing more!