2, Hao Jian: "After I meddle in the future, I will not be called Hao Jian, I called very cheap ..."
3, the mother: "Oops, my elbow ah! Oops, my bo-ling cover ah! Oops, my lumbar disk ah! Oops are not painful ah!"
Hao Jian: "Auntie, all this will not use the method of elimination. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk."
Hao Jian: "You can walk, but you're walking according to the meter."
4. Auntie: "Young man, your face is bruised, purple, you fell hard enough ah."
Hao Jian: "It's okay."
Auntie: "You're a good boy, you still know to help the aunt up."
Hao Jian: "I'm addicted to doing good."
Auntie: "If it were anyone else, I would have run away after the collision!"
Hao Jian -_-=
5, Hao Jian: "My car is tailgating."
Auntie: "Oh my tailbone ah! Finished, the New Year's Eve, tail root also crashed broken, line, broken peace it!"
6, Auntie: "All this time, you are still more than that three meters and two meters of the real child, there is no sense?"
7, passer-by A: "Wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one to help a hand, you say how the social climate has changed so, others do not care, I tube! Auntie, don't move. I'm going to send a microblogging to condemn this kind of behavior, so that parents are turn all comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a like oh."
8, mom: "I'm an innocent passer-by, innocent of being knocked down by you, finished you have to run ah. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh."
Hao Jian: "Auntie, you so naughty your family know?!"
9, Hao Jian: "Come to put the coat on, warm it, Liu De goods of the same model, can still feel the cold icy rain in the haphazard shot."
10, Hao Jian: "Big brother."
Passerby B: "What's wrong lad?"
Hao Jian: "There is an old lady."
Passer-by: "Did you hit her?"
Hao Jian: "Not really."
Passerby B: "Run! I helped three."
Hao Jian: "What happened?"
Passerby A: "Let me tell you this, my brother used to, drive a big Ben!"
11, Hao Jian: "Auntie let's share a few fables short story, the names of the story are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu move Bin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady."
12, the old lady: "to help you help, do not help you go, you give the good man to make a place, I'll take it as you did not hit me, okay, you go, go go go go, escape."
Hao Jian: "How do I still become escape it, old so talk, we can not play together in the future?!"
Da Ma: "You go or not."
Hao Jian: "I don't go,"
Da Ma: "You go or not"
Hao Jian: "I go I will become a runaway."
The big mom: "You do not go is it, I go..."
The big mom: "You do not go is it, I go."
Hao Jian: "I say big mom, you are going to go there to blow up the bunker to go ah you this is, how can you still not understand it?"
13, Hao Jian: "Hao Jian that name is my mother up early in the morning and late at night to me, to you here how to become a dirty word it?"
14, Hao Jian: "Auntie you can go ah!"
Auntie: "You are angry ah."
Hao Jian: "Huh, this gas can also cure ah, then I'm this is qigong ah!"
15, Pol.ice: "Auntie you ride this also too fast it, rims are scooped into such a child, you racing?"
I.... I...I...I...I...I...I...
Police: "You put you hit someone....
16, Pol.ice: "Just now that the car owners have to return the money to this young man, said can not let the good deeds of the people heart cold, come and take"
Hao Jian: "Huh, not cold not cold not cold not cold not cold."
Pol.police: "People also give you an extra hundred, let you take it to repair the car."
Hao Jian: "Huh, this is not only not cold, miscellaneous also a little heartburn?"
17, Hao Jian: "This person fell we do not help, this heart is not down? If the human heart is down, we want to help can not help up."