What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.
3. The so-called good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not to make her jealous, not to make concessions, not to be beaten, and to persist!
4. "Good night" means "I'm closed today", but it's not open to the public, and it has nothing to do with sleeping or not, as everyone knows.
When you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you will find that there is more money than happiness. It's simply the bliss of being drunk and dreaming.
6. Buy a new mobile phone with a facial recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!
7. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old. Husband is easy to run ",because" you spend too little money and give up your beauty ".
8. If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.
9. I once liked a girl, and she said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.
10. I have too many advantages to do things in two ways: one or the other.
1 1. Don't say that you are single dog, the dog will die at your age.
12. If you want to catch a person's heart, you must first catch a person's stomach. Feed your partner fat, and no one will want to rob you.
13. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.
14. I am a mature person. I didn't eat in anger until I was full.
15. The collapse of young people begins with employment, the collapse of middle-aged people begins with borrowing money, and the collapse of old people begins with learning not to dance square dance.
16. Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.
17. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, I will always be possessed!
18. The male god quickly replied to my message, saying that he likes me and doesn't want me to worry. If he doesn't reply to my message, it means that he likes me and wants to play hard to get.
19. The weather is as changeable as a woman! The weather forecast is as unreliable as men!
Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.
2 1. That year, the head teacher told us: Actually, I don't object to your falling in love, but you should remember to find a responsible person and let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming?
22. Where am I straight? Look, when I say I like you, I never beat around the bush.
23. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!
24. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.