Zhao Benshan: "His face, in the past, was crying and laughing, and now it is an emergency assembly." ......
Song Dandan: "We are on a special plane this time, I have this mink coat more than 40,000 yuan, women, we have to be tough on ourselves."
Zhao Benshan: "Special airplane? Yes, the tractor that pulls the bricks over, her clothes 40 dollars a day rent, I'm only 10 dollars." ......
Song Dandan: "The last time I sang in an old people's home, I just sang a song, seven old heads fainted six, the remaining one dean shook my hand and said: other people sing for money, he sings for his life."
Zhao Benshan: "You? On the psychiatric hospital speech, a day and a night, the effect that a good ah, the patient all discharged, but the doctors are crazy."
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Remember that old northeastern couple on "Tell the Truth"? Well, they're here again today for the taping of "Little Cui Tells It Like It Is." Cui Yongyuan wearing a yellow suit, holding a microphone on the stage, "good, good", the field immediately came to the holler, we all know, Zhao Benshan and Song Dan Dan came. Zhao Benshan wearing a locomotive hat, wearing a black cotton jacket, holding a "sable" wearing Song Dandan trembling towards Cui.
The whole sketch is completely in accordance with the "Cui said things" program format, a veritable "truth" sequel, in the sketch, the old couple began to quarrel as soon as they spoke, because moncler outlet store always tear down the stage of the mother. Cui brought headphones to the program, and when he visited moncler outlet store, the elder woman wore headphones and could not hear the conversation. The headphones were worn by the woman when she was interviewed, and she could not hear the conversation. As a result, the damsel love face did not tell the truth, moncler outlet store always tell the truth, was Cui found contradictions, the damsel questioned the moncler outlet store, "Now it's not 'Tell the Truth', it's 'Xiao Cui Speaks Out', how do you still tell the truth?" In the skit, Song Dandan's "Moonchild" has been finished and had a book signing, and is writing "Moonchild 2". At the end of the skit, there was also a two-man show, Xiao Cui gave Zhao Benshan two two-man fan, to the dame a group of two-man actors at the end of the program.
3. Song: six years have not seen, I heard you become depressed! Zhao: now do not tell the truth, changed to say things, his face used to laugh and cry like, now is an emergency assembly. Cui: Let's focus on the truth in this program, tell us about your life after you two go back. Song: It's all covered in my new work, Moonchild 2. SONG: Heartless people sleep better. CHO (glaring fiercely): Careful people sleep better. Cui: Is your mink expensive? SONG: No, it's only 40,000 yuan. Women should be tougher on themselves. Cui: I heard that you came here by special airplane? Zhao: Yes, by tractor. Cui: Is her mink really forty thousand dollars? Zhao: Forty a day, rented. Cui: How was the book signing day? Song: Quite popular, gongs and drums, red flags, a sea of people. ZHAO: I didn't sign the book, but I gave it away for nothing. People took to the left and right layer of the wall, the toilet is all the book as a straw paper. Cui: What happened at the ribbon cutting? SONG: Quite popular, gongs and drums, red flags, a sea of people. Zhao: I went to a chicken farm to cut the ribbon, and when I finished, I got bird flu. Ten thousand chickens died, and she was nicknamed "One Cut Nothing". Song: Alzheimer's. She forgot to take her medication. Cui: I heard that "Moonchild 2" is also in the works, how is it going? ZHAO: The mayor of the village said to me, "Hurry up and tell your daughter-in-law to write "Moonchild 2", or else there will be no paper for the toilets in the village". Song (indignantly left the table): I'm leaving, I'm going to block you, you've made people Cui's "Truth Be Told" whole, and then you want to fix this program, I still want to use this program to make another fire." Cui: It's okay, this program has low ratings anyway. A group of duo actors are students of Benshan Art School.