Brain Teasers and Answers

1. There is a cockroach line through a stinky canal, when it line back out only four feet footprints, why? (Cockroaches have 6 feet.) Two feet did not come out (Answer: Because the cockroach covered its nose with two hands.) 2. What kind of person likes sunbathing the most? (A vegetable.) 4. There is a driver who can't win every race, but he won this race, what will he answer when the reporter asks him why? (The brake system is broken.) 5. There is a sharpshooter who faces a green-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost. It takes two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost and one bullet to kill the green-faced ghost, but the sharpshooter only has two bullets, but he still kills both ghosts in the end, what's the point? (First kill the green ghost with one shot, then the red ghost will be scared and turn into green color, then kill him with one shot) 6. Green crab and red crab race, why the green crab runs first? Green crabs are raw, red crabs are dead crabs (because red crabs are cooked) 7. In an open-air concert, the singer sang very poorly, but there are still people applauding, point solution? (Mosquito swatting) 10. What does a stutterer do that is most disadvantageous? (Make a long-distance phone call.) 12. Being hit on the head by a watermelon and a durian, which one is more painful? (Head) 13. There is a book on the ground, why can no one cross it? (In the corner) 14. When is the best time to pick apples? (Unguarded) 15. What does the buyer know, the seller knows, but the user doesn't? (Coffin) 16.Xiao Ming was doing his homework at night when the power suddenly went out. There is a fire water lamp and a candle in front of him, ask him what to light first? (Matches and so on) 18.A sick man went to the doctor and the doctor told him that he could only drink 2 glasses of wine a day, but he drank 6 glasses of wine today, why? (He went to the doctor 3 times.) 22. It takes a migratory bird one hour to fly back to the south, but it takes two and a half hours to fly back to the north, why? (Two and a half hours add up to one hour.) 24. Why don't Africans eat chocolate? （Why don't Africans eat chocolates? (They are afraid of biting their fingers.) 25. MAN means man, but why does adding WO in front of it make it a woman? (Please imagine.) 26. What is the word KISS? (linking verb) 27. An apple with one worm in it is scary, two worms are scarier, how many worms are the most scary? (half) 28. A ship used for a long time can carry 5 tons of stuff, but it only carries 4.99 tons before it sinks, why? (Submarine) 29.A little centipede went back to his home and spoke to his father, and his father was frightened and fainted, why? (I bought shoes) 30. A large truck loaded with goods down a slope, he should put the bottom of what is safer? (Speed) 31. What color are the teeth of the BB born to Bao Gong and Snow White? (No color, because there is no teeth) 32. a just ripe orange fell from the tree, fell into the drain changed what color? (Pity) 33. The little caterpillar invited the little centipede and the little cockroach to have dinner at home. When the little caterpillar didn't have salt to cook the vegetables, the little centipede volunteered to go and buy it, but the little centipede didn't come back for a long time, why? (Still wearing shoes at the door.) 34.When will the alarm clock not go away? The alarm clock would not have gone (The alarm clock has no feet, so it would not have gone at any time.) 35. The chicken laid an egg every day, so the farmer wrote the date on the egg, and a month later he didn't know when each egg was laid, why? The farmer wrote the date on the eggs. After a month, he didn't know when each egg was laid. (force) 37. In the 400-meter loop track, A ran 3 laps in 4 minutes, B ran 2 laps in 4 minutes, C ran 1 lap in 4 minutes, and asked how many minutes after they started together to meet at the starting line? (4 minutes) 45. What is the smallest island in the world? --Answer: road safety 46, a chicken and a goose at the same time in the refrigerator, why the chicken died goose did not die? --Answer: penguin well 47, four people in a small house to play mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, four people ran away, but the police to the house and caught a person, why? --Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him. 48: Who is the king of beasts? --Answer: The director of the zoo. 49: What can solve all the riddles? --Answer: The answer 50: What kind of people will appear after death? --Answer: people in movies 51、Who is the person who specializes in prying into other people's affairs? --Answer: journalists 52、Who speaks with the voice that carries the furthest? --Answer: the person on the phone 53、What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date? --Answer: daily newspaper 54、Mimi spent the whole night on her history textbook last night, but the next day her mom still scolded her for not working hard, why? --Answer: she slept with her history textbook as a pillow 55、Can you cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves 56、A cow, walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns to the right, ask where the cow's tail is facing? --Answer: toward the ground 57: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? --Answer: fear of biting into their own 58、Dividing 8 into two halves, what is it? --Answer: 0 59、The stutterer suffers the most? --Answer: making international calls 60, what makes people cry and laugh? --Answer: mask 61, ID card dropped how to do? --Answer: pick it up 62, there is a person walking on a one-wood bridge, in front of a tiger, behind a bear, how did the person pass? --Answer: fainted 63, the prison held two prisoners, one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door to see, there is a prisoner inside? --Answer: The escaped prisoner's name is "Du". 64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and the third son is called what? --Answer: Of course it's called Xiaoming. 65: Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? --Answer: run to catch the old 66, the left ear of the elephant like what? --Answer: the right ear 67, the needle fell into the sea how to do? --Answer: buy another one 69, a migratory bird from the south to the north in one hour, and from the north to the south in two and a half hours, why? --Answer: two and a half hours is not an hour 70, what people cheat others also cheat themselves? --Answer: cheaters 71, Mr. Lee went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then climbed the stairs up on foot, why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor 72, a child and an adult walking in the dark night, the child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father, may I ask why? --Answer: Because they are mother and son 73、What word is common all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals 74, a man has a big, thick and wide book placed in front of him, and he wants to cross it but he can't cross it, do you know what is the reason for this? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner. 75: What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don't cut off the breath. 76. When do you see the biggest moon? --Answer: when you go to the moon 77. What man works only one day in a year? --Answer: Santa Claus 78、What is better to keep one eye open and one eye shut? --Answer: Shooting 79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? --Answer: People have only one left eye. 80、Which tooth grows out last? --Answer: dentures 81、The room was on fire, how can Xiaoming not pull open the door, ask how he went out later? --Answer: pushed the door open 82、Lanlan wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night? --Answer: She ate melon seeds 83、What is the best at making false statements? --Answer: magician 84, Is there a box with two sides? --Answer: there are! Inside and Outside 85, Iron left outside the house in the open air will rust, what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen 86、Take an egg and throw it at a stone, why didn't the egg break? --Answer: If you take an egg with your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break? 87. How many words are in the "New Chinese Dictionary"? --Answer: Four. 88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? --Answer: One underwear wear inside, one wear outside 89, what is the worst heart? --Answer: People who get gastroenteritis. 90、The guests sent a basket of strawberries, Bebe clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. --Answer: The guest sent only a painting. 91、What kind of grandfather is the one you have never seen before? --Answer: God 92、Two pairs of fathers and sons went hunting, they each shot a mallard duck, but the total *** but only 3, why? --Answer: grandchildren 3 93, a patient went to the hospital to do a health check, why the doctor said: "you stay away from me" May I ask what disease this patient has? --Answer: Cock-eye 94, what is not eaten when it is green, eat when it is red, spit out is black? --Answer: watermelon 95, why does the sun rise earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun! 96, a wolf into the sheep pen, want to eat sheep, but why it did not eat and did not eat sheep? -Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold! 97, there are sold, not bought, sold a lot of every day. --Answer: the doorway 98, what boat is the safest? --Answer: a boat parked in the beach 99, There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ****? --Answer: It's still a flock of yah! 100、What should be the first step to turn a dream into reality? --Answer: Get up. 101, what is the biggest regret in the life of pandas? --Answer: no color photos 102, it is raining, everyone is in a hurry to go home, but there is a person is not slow to walk (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked him why he did not hurry home, he said a sentence, so that the person fainted, may I ask what words he said? --Answer: "What's the hurry? There's still rain ahead!" 103. The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day, what is it? --Answer: "Fried Squid" 104: What is the most embarrassing thing for a reader? --Answer: when you want to buy a book, you suddenly realize that you don't have any money in your bag 105、Brother bought 3 bags of rice, brother bought 2 bags of rice, when they got home, they put the rice in 1 big bag, how many bags of rice do they have now? --Answer: 1 bag of rice 106、Small Ming has always scored zero, but this time he scored 100, why did he still cry? --Answer: joyful crying 107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly touched to him, why did he turn a blind eye? --Answer: He was aiming at the enemy~ 108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang bite the first time they met that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk? --Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a goat. 109: There is something that goes up and down at the same time that goes down and up at the same time, what is it? --Answer: see-saw 110: Do something from scratch. --Answer: shaving 111、There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof, do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? --Answer: the rooster doesn't lay eggs 112、What is the one thing Hercules could never lift? --Answer: Him/Herself 113、Why does a frog jump higher than a tree --Answer: Trees don't jump 114、What is a double-minded person? --Answer: a person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts. 115, Who would win a race between a red crab 80 centimeters long and a black crab 30 centimeters long to run? --Answer: the black crab. Because the red crab is cooked. 116: When is a marshal one rank higher than a general, and when are marshals and generals equal? --Answer: playing chess 117: What doesn't get wet when dropped in water? --Answer: Shadow. 118, Xiao Wang is a driver, one day driving a car accident, when the police arrived, found a dead man in the car, Xiao Wang did say no matter what his business, why? --Answer: Wang drove a hearse 119, what animals stay up late every day? --Answer: The panda, which stayed up with dark circles under its eyes. 120、Why can two piglets be sold for tens of thousands of RMB when one piglet is sold for 200 RMB? --Answer: Because piglets with two heads are rare. 121, A man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage, the man wants to transport these three things, to the other side of the river, which two to send first? --Answer: send the dog and the cabbage first 122, What kind of person likes to be told to get lost the most --Answer: the man in prison 123, What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? --Answer: Harder 124, Why do people like to climb up? --Answer: Because people are changed by monkeys. 125, How did the elephant's long trunk grow? --Answer: At birth. 126、A boat can bear up to 50 people, now it has sat 49 people, another person came, but that boat sank, why? --Answer: because it was a submarine 127、There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table, which one to light first? --Answer: matches 128、Why did the zookeeper cry his eyes out when the elephant in the zoo died? --Answer: Because he thought of digging such a big pit and might die of exhaustion. 129、Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? --Answer: They have all become human beings. 130、Small Ming talks all day long, why didn't he say a word today? --Answer: Because he has lost his voice. 131、Why are there two holes in the newly bought socks? --Answer: How else can you wear them 132. Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't say anything about him, why? --Answer: The teacher didn't see it 133、Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? --Answer: a cricket's nickname 134、What thief can be put to death immediately after being caught? --Answer: squid 135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked up a pile of cow dung, after the ground but found only six footprints, why? --Answer: cow dung is very smelly, two feet pinch the nose 136, geese why fly south? --Answer: thought walking too slow, then fly ah 137, there is a bridge can only multiply the weight of 70 kilograms, a man weighing 65 kilograms, he has to take two respectively weighing 2. 6 kilograms of the ball across the bridge, did not borrow anything from the bridge to bring the two balls over, how did he go over? -Answer: Throw up one ball and throw up the other one when it is about to fall. 138. Usually dad washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn't he do it today? --Answer: today in the restaurant meal 139, there is a caterpillar to cross the river, there is no bridge in front of it, ask it how to go over --Answer: into a butterfly to fly over 140, what animal you killed it, but flowed your blood? --Answer: mosquito 141, a rusty embroidery needle, at 7:07:07 on July 7, when the hoary moon is in the sky, thrown into the sea of Yunnan bait will happen what reaction? --Answer: fall to the bottom of the sea 142, what tendon injury can not be plastered? --Answer: brain injury. 143, marvelous relationship on the slope, there are two people cart. A man came up to them and asked the one in front of them, "Is the one in the back your son?" The man said, "Yes!" He then asked the one behind him, "Is the one in front your father?" And he says, "No!" What kind of relationship is this? --Answer: mother-son relationship 144: What does everyone applaud when it is broken? --Answer: a world record 145、Why didn't a man's hair get wet when he fell into the sea? --Answer: because he was bald 146、What is something people don't want? --Answer: Sickness. 147, there are ten birds in the forest, Ming shot one, but the other nine did not fly away, why? --Answer: ostrich 148, what is the biggest shadow you can see every day? --Answer: the night, the shadow of the earth 149, the blocks fell down to build again, the house fell down to what? --Answer: To escape 150, why do bears sleep so long in hibernation? --Answer: because no one dares to call it up 151, there is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 centimeter, while a kind of object with a volume of up to 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole without any problem, so what kind of object is it? ---Answer: ---Answer: it is water, you just got there? 152: Why hasn't Ming been hurt when he jumped down from the sixth floor? --Answer: He turned around and jumped toward the room. 153、During the class, the teacher asked his classmates, "What is the earth without human beings and animals living on it?" Little Name quickly answered correctly. Do you know what his -- Answer: is? --Answer: the globe 154: What place is rich in angora rabbit fur? --Answer: on angora rabbits 155、Why does the goldfish always look silly? --Answer: It has water in its head. 156、An old grandpa has to cross a bridge, there is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him, what should the old grandpa do? --Answer: Pass out 157、What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father's mother's aunt's sister-in-law's uncle's great uncle and you? --Answer: relatives! 158、A rectangular box with 8 corners and 8 sides, how many corners and sides are left when this rectangular box is cut from it? --Answer: There are still 8 corners and 8 sides! 159: Why does Dongdong, who is in the first grade, write foreign characters even though he has not studied foreign languages? --Answer: He writes Arabic numerals. 160: Is the black chicken or the white chicken better? --Answer: The black chicken. Because black chickens lay white eggs and white chickens don't lay black eggs! 161、Why did the teacher know that his father was left-handed as soon as he saw Bao? --Answer: Because he has five marks on the right side of his face. 162、Why do you bleed your own blood when you have killed an animal. --Answer: because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood 163、What is the one thing that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. --Answer: one's right hand 164, praying mantis invited centipede and gecko to his home as a guest, burned vegetables found that the soy sauce is not hungry, centipede volunteered to go out to buy, but a long time did not come back, what happened? --Answer: After opening the door, the centipede was found to be still sitting at the door to put on his shoes 165、What kind of person never washes his hair? --Answer: A dog and a frog swam in a race. Why did the dog win in the race? --Answer: Because the rules of the competition were allowed to use dog paddle, not allowed to use the breaststroke! 167. Xiaowei hid a duck egg in his schoolbag, why did he refuse to give it to his mom for cooking? --Answer: It was the "big duck egg" on the exam paper.