Xiaoliu: What way?
Sheung Yu: The Thirty-Six Stratagems.
Small Six: What is the 36th plan?
Small Guo (start to sing): love thirty-six ~ ~ ~ (at this time the crowd dance) the best way to go for the best plan ~ ~ I want to master the remote control ~ ~ ~
Lao Bai: (continue to sing) don't think that ~ ~ ~ ~ (suddenly stop, Guo and other people said) all give me a stop! (Turning to Xiangyu, he said) Then where are you going to go?
Sheung Yu: Let's get out of here first, we can't go back to Shaanxi anyway, we can go south all the way to Dali ......
Small Guo: Eh, Dali is good, the scenery is super~~~beautiful!
Xiang Yu: to Dali rest, we then divert to Burma ......
Dazui: Burma good ah, that nook bananas delicious ah~!
Xiang Yu: If there are still pursuers in Burma, we will then divert to Thailand ......
Small Guo: Aoyo~~~Thai's temples are super dazzling~~~~! Oh
Xiang Yu: If Thailand still can not stay, we will turn to the waterway, heading to the East ......
The people (resolute attitude, twisting their heads, disgusted): No!
Xiangyu: Then Goryeo ......
The crowd (turning back, agreeable): that's fine.
Xiangyu: all the way north to Siberia to transfer sledges, straight to the Arctic Circle, and then from Alaska all the way south, crossing the equator, a long journey, straight to the tundra of the Antarctic Circle, and then ......
Crowd: still have to go ah?
Xiangyu: The last step, after reaching the Antarctic Circle, bring enough dry food and water, turn on a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars, and start a whole new life ~~~~~~!
(The melodious music starts~~~The crowd is longing)
Xiu Cai: What if there are still pursuers on Mars? (The music stops)
Crowd: Uh-huh (Starts pounding Xiu Cai ......)
(Xiu Cai struggles to get up)Xiang Yu: Then we have to leave the solar system ......
Crowd: Uh-huh (The sad music begins)
Xiangyu: Vast universe, vast starry sky, is there no place for me to stay, Zhantang?
Lao Bai (embracing Xiangyu): I will listen to you in everything, we will go wherever you say, not a step behind.
Women: (start singing) You are the wind~~I am the sand~~~
Men: (pick up the song) miserable~~walking to the end of the world~~~
Crowd: You are the wind~~I am the sand~~~
Xiu Cai is going downstairs, at this time, Ji Wuming listened to Xiangyu's words and thought that Xiao Bei [the crowd made him believe that Xiao Bei is his child] is Xiu Cai's flesh and blood and wanted to kill him. (Xiu Cai)
Small Ji: (angry) You beast! (rushes up the stairs)
Xiu Cai: (afraid) Don't come over! Zi once said that force can't solve any problems!
Lao Bai, Xiao Guo, Xiang Yu: (afraid, shrinking into a pile) What son of a
Xiu Cai: (head held high) Lv - son of a--!
Small Ji: (ruthless) How do you want to die, I'll fulfill you!
Small Guo: (want to join Ji Wu life is not prepared to sneak attack) row mountains and seas ~~~~~~ (both palms hit Ji Wu life elbow was bounced back) aigoo ......
Small Ji: (to small Guo) the next time out of the move, do not need to shout first ...... (to Xiu Cai) Take life! (Want to slap the past)
Xiu Cai: (shouted) slow down! (Ji Wu life stopped) kill me can, but must first be clear, I died in the hands of who?
Ji: Nonsense! (Points at himself) Me!
Xiu Cai: "I" ~~ who is it
Xiao Ji: (froze for a moment, reacted) How do I know who you are ah?
Xiu Cai: (happy) Here comes the question, right?
Hime: (confused) What do you mean by this ......?
Xiu Cai: (step by step to Ji Wuming close, Ji Wuming was forced to retreat down the stairs) This has to start from the relationship between human beings and the universe, (gesture Ji Wuming to the table to sit down) in your body for a long time there has been a problem in the entanglement of you, (gesture Lao Bai, Xiangyu, Xiaoguo back off)
Small Ji: (sitting against the door of the seat, puzzled) what problem ah
Xiu Cai: (sitting on the right hand side of Ji Wuming, Lao Bai and others are sitting on the left hand side of Xiu Cai) Who is "I"?
Ji: I already know ......
Xiu Cai: (resolute) No, you don't know, do you know who you are? Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name, (finger Ji Wuming) you can call Ji Wuming, (finger yourself) I can also call Ji Wuming, (finger behind the old white and so on) they all can. After taking away this code name? And who are you
Hime: (frozen, confused, shaking his head) I don't know ...... (angry) I don't have to know!
Xiu Cai: (smiling) Good, good, then you answer me another question, I am "who"
Xiao Ji: This question has already been asked!
Xiu Cai: No, I just asked about the "Self", now I'm asking about the "Ego"!
Hime: What's the difference?
Hidetoshi: For example, when I use the code name "I" to have a conversation, and at the same time, your code name is also "I", what does this mean? Does this mean that you are me, and I am you?
Hime: (thoroughly confused) This, this ...... question doesn't make much sense!
Xiu Cai: (snapped to his feet) Then ask a few meaningful ones! (pacing around Ji Wu life) I was born from where, where to die? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to this world?
Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?
Hime: (several crashes) Enough!
Xiu Cai: (climbs onto the table and faces Ji Wu Ming, aggressively) Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear? And where does future time stop? Am I asking the same questions in this moment that you just heard?
Hime: (explodes in anger) I'll kill you! (Grabbing Xiu Cai's collar, raising his palm to slap)
Xiu Cai: (yelling at the top of his lungs) Who killed me, and who have I killed ------?!!!!
Hime: (stunned by Xiu Cai, stumbled back to his seat, thoroughly confused) I killed me ......?
Xiu Cai: Answer correctly!!!! (backed to Ji Wuming directly opposite the seat to make a decision) do it ......
(all people look at Ji Wuming)
Ji: ah ah ---- (double palms to the head. killed)
Xiu Cai is coming down the stairs, at this time Ji Wuming listens to Xiangyu's words, thinking that Xiao Bei [before the crowd makes him believe that Xiao Bei is his child] is Xiu Cai's flesh and blood, and wants to kill Xiu Cai)
Small Ji: (Angry) You beast! (rushes up the stairs)
Xiu Cai: (afraid) Don't come over! Zi once said that force can't solve any problems!
Lao Bai, Xiao Guo, Xiang Yu: (afraid, shrinking into a pile) What son of a
Xiu Cai: (head held high) Lv - Zi -!
Small Ji: (ruthless) How do you want to die, I'll fulfill you!
Small Guo: (want to join Ji Wu life unprepared sneak attack) row mountains and seas ~~~~~~ (double palm hit Ji Wu life elbow was bounced back) aigoo ......
Small Ji: (to small Guo) the next time out of the move, do not need to shout first ...... (to Xiu Cai) Take life! (Want to slap the past)
Xiu Cai: (shouted) slow down! (Ji Wu life stopped) kill me can, but must first be clear, I died in the hands of who?
Ji: Nonsense! (Points at himself) Me!
Xiu Cai: "I" ~~ who is it
Xiao Ji: (froze for a moment, reacted) How do I know who you are ah?
Xiu Cai: (happy) Here comes the question, right?
Hime: (confused) What do you mean by this ......?
Xiu Cai: (step by step to Ji Wuming close, Ji Wuming was forced to retreat down the stairs) This has to start from the relationship between human beings and the universe, (gesture Ji Wuming to the table to sit down) in your body for a long time there has been a problem in the entanglement of you, (gesture Lao Bai, Xiangyu, Xiaoguo back off)
Small Ji: (sitting against the door of the seat, puzzled) what problem ah
Xiu Cai: (sitting on the right hand side of Ji Wuming, Lao Bai and others are sitting on the left hand side of Xiu Cai) Who is "I"?
Ji: I already know ......
Xiu Cai: (resolute) No, you don't know, do you know who you are? Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name, (finger Ji Wuming) you can call Ji Wuming, (finger yourself) I can also call Ji Wuming, (finger behind the old white and so on) they all can. After taking away this code name? And who are you
Hime: (frozen, confused, shaking his head) I don't know ...... (angry) I don't have to know!
Xiu Cai: (smiling) Good, good, then you answer me another question, I am "who"
Xiao Ji: This question has already been asked!
Xiu Cai: No, I just asked about the "Self", now I'm asking about the "Ego"!
Hime: What's the difference?
Hidetoshi: For example, when I use the code name "I" to have a conversation, and at the same time, your code name is also "I", what does this mean? Does this mean that you are me, and I am you?
Hime: (thoroughly confused) This, this ...... question doesn't make much sense!
Xiu Cai: (snapped to his feet) Then ask a few meaningful ones! (pacing around Ji Wu life) I was born from where, where to die? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to this world?
Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?
Hime: (several crashes) Enough!
Xiu Cai: (climbs onto the table and faces Ji Wu Ming, aggressively) Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear? And where does future time stop? Am I asking the same questions in this moment that you just heard?
Hime: (explodes in anger) I'll kill you! (Grabbing Xiu Cai's collar, raising his palm to slap)
Xiu Cai: (yelling at the top of his lungs) Who killed me, and who have I killed ------?!!!!
Hime: (stunned by Xiu Cai, stumbled back to his seat, thoroughly confused) I killed me ......?
Xiu Cai: Answer correctly!!!! (backed to Ji Wuming directly opposite the seat to make a decision) do it ......
(all the people look at Ji Wuming)
Xiao Ji: ah ah ---- (double palms to the head.
Ji Wuming's brother put Wushuang and Xucai in a cell, guessing those riddles
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(In the cell, Ji Wusheng came to see Wushuang and Xucai)
Wushuang: (pitifully) Please, let us out, okay?
Wu Disease: (smiling, soft voice) good ah ~ ~ (Wushuang, Xiu Cai is happy to hear) out of the question, answer correctly, you will be released!
Wu Shuang: can you choose your own range?
Sickless: what range?
Wu Shuang: Uh...... the martial arts side, I'm better at that!
Disease Free: (smug) Listen up! Throughout history, who has the highest lightness of being?
Xiu Cai: (looking at Wushuang, picking up) Highest lightness?
Wu Shuang: (thinking) Lightness is the highest ...... Chu Liu Xiang!
Xiu Cai: (looking at Ji Wushuang, picking up) Chu Liu Xiang!
Wu Shuang: (busy changing his tone) No, no, no ...... Wei Yi!
Xiu Cai: (looking at Ji Wu Disease, picking up) Wei Yi Yi!
Wu Shuang: (busy changing his words) No no no ...... Chu Liu Xiang!
Wu Xiang: (impatient) Who the hell is it? Think clearly before you say!
Wu Shuang: (sure) is Chu Liu Xiang!
Without Disease: why?
Wu Shuang: (Smug) Because he's younger than Wei Yixian, and he doesn't have to stop and suck people's blood in the middle!
Without Disease: (laughing) Heh heh heh ...... Congratulations! (Xiu Cai Wushuang high-fives and cheers) Wrong answer! (Wushuang makes a crying face and Xiu Cai freezes) The real answer is - Cao Cao!
Wu Shuang and Xiu Cai: (in unison) Why?
Wu Shuang, Xiu Cai: (In unison) Why? Have any of you seen this kind of lightness?
Xiu Cai: (unconvinced) Che! Who has the most stable horse stance?
Without Disease: Liu Bei's son!
Wu Shuang: Why?
Wu Diao: Liu Adou who can't help himself! It's called a jackhammer!
Xiu Cai: Who has the meanest hidden weapon?
Disease-free: Zhuge Liang!
Wu Shuang: Why?
Without Disease: Zhuge Liang waved his tears and chopped Ma Su, it's called picking leaves and flying flowers, but what he flew were tears!
Xiu Cai: Who has the strongest inner strength?
No disease: or him! Kongming played the zither and pushed Zhongda, this is called invincible ultrasound! (Smug laugh) Heh heh heh ......
Xiu Cai: (speechless) ...... who ...... who is so boring ah... ...
Without Disease: Zhang Fei!
Wu Shuang: What's this about?
Disease Free: Zhang Fei ate the scales and ironed his heart out! Normal people who eat that!
Xiu Cai: (powerless) Is there anything you don't know in this world?
Without Disease: (complacent) As long as it is written in the book, then there is nothing~~
(Wushuang, Xiu Cai despairingly sit on the ground in a spread)
Wushuang Furong two people explicitly positive and negative lines
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Wushuang: General General Hong Kong Sisters of the third Eh ~ your dress let people
Furong: very ugly, very ugly, ninth in the Asia Sisters, all because of a dexterous hand
Furong: your beauty is from the inside out, blood circulation, nourishing the face, ice, jade, clean, luscious
Wushuang: your beauty is from the bones to the skin, touching the heaven and the earth, and this can be turned into a memories
Furong: you're still beautiful
Wushuang: you are also beautiful, your whole family is beautiful
Furong: you're in good temperament.
Wushuang: You have a good figure
Furong: You have good skin
Wushuang: You have good hair
Furong: You are good at everything, the only disadvantage is that it is too eye-catching, easy to cause traffic accidents
Wushuang: Your disadvantage is that you are too perfect, perfect, and you regret it
Furong: Regret it
Furong: Regret it
Wushuang: You are too perfect, you regret it
Wushuang: You are too perfect, but you are too easy to cause traffic accidents. Wushuang: I was born in the wrong womb. I didn't have the good DNA
Description of Mrs. Qian's beating in the 17th episode
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Lao Bai: Mrs. Qian, it's a hard life
Small Guo: First, she was beaten up by the Abbot of Shaolin's Dharma Kick
Lao Bai: Then she was beaten up by Wudang's Master, who gave her a couple of moves of Taijiquan
Da Zui: She was beaten up by the Abbot of Shaolin's Dharma Kick<
Dazui: and let Emei mistress stabbed three or four swords in a row
Lao Bai: not even waiting to fall down, was open lamp masters even point five or six times, all the dead ah
Smaller Guo: followed by a full set of seven wounds fist, by the kongdong five old man ah hit is flying all over the sky, half an hour later before falling down
Xiu Cai: a person, if you can be in the lifetime, at the same time, take so many punches
Shu Cai: If a person, and at the same time take so many hits
Small Guo: and it is the most profound and highest level of martial arts
Dazui: what an honor (36:06)
Words by Jiang Xiaodao
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1.
Once, a copy of Master Shifu's martial arts book was placed in front of my
I didn't cherish it, and only after I lost it did I regret it
There is no greater pain in the world than this
If God gave me another chance to start over
I would say three words to my master: "I blame you."
If I had to put a time limit on this blame, it would be 10,000 years.
2.
I live in Pinggu, near the city
I have a house and a field, and my life is very happy
Who knows, my master was unreasonable
He said that my martial arts skills were very good, and took me to Cuiwei Mountain
My original name was Xiaomao
Master changed his name to Jiang Xiaodao
Passing down the martial arts skills, he taught me, and I am very kind to him.
Master's kung fu has reached the ninth heaven
Movement and shadow are not to be missed and the jianghu is known for its beauty
I never thought that one day, my mother would come to visit
The master was drunk on wine
Master was thirsty in the middle of the night, and choked to death in his bedside
As the saying goes, "Once a teacher, always a teacher."
The man who buried his master sold his body for a grave
Unwanted, the life is cheap. No one asked me about it, but my life is so cheap
I saw my master's body rotting, and from then on, I went on the road of no return
It's a cheap life to work as a hired hand and earn no money
Today, I met Mr. Tong, and I remembered all the lessons he taught me
Thenceforth, I changed my name to Jiang Da Dao
It's a bright future in front of me. In front of me
Soucai's English soliloquy?
Hamlet
(Act3,Scene1,lines55-86)
To be, or not to be -that is the question:
Whether'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die -To sleep-
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished' d. To die -to sleep.
To sleep -perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub! There's the rub!
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. 's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death-
The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns-puzzles the will,
No traveller can't be sure. returns -puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and this moment
And enterprises of great pitch and this moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
Survival or destruction, that is the question:
Whether to endure in silence the merciless blows of a harsh fate,
or to fight against the endless suffering of an ocean,
and overcome it.
Which of these two choices is the more noble?
Death is sleep, that's all it is!
If a sleep can end the pains of the mind and the troubles of the body,
then this end is to be hoped for!
Death, sleep...
But in sleep there may be dreams, and, ah, this is a hindrance:
What dreams will come to us in the sleep of death, when we are rid of this dying skin?
What dreams will come to us in the sleep of death?
It makes us hesitate,
and makes us willing to suffer for years,
who else would tolerate all the tortures of the world,
such as the tyranny of the tyrant, or the pride of the proud, or the pain of a lost love, or the slowness of the statute, or the insults of the corrupt, or the humiliation of the common people,
if he could simply kill them all with a single stroke?
Who else would be willing to work as an ox and a horse, toil and toil all his life,
and suffer in silence, instead of going far away and drifting in the realm of the unknown,
If he had not hesitated because of fear of what might come after him?
This is a land which no one knows, and from which no one has returned.
Poem read by Wushuang to Big Mouth
That January I turned all the meridians not for the sake of transcendence, but only to touch your fingerprints
That year I kowtowed long and embraced the dust not for the sake of pilgrimage to the Buddha but only for the sake of sticking to the warmth of you
That life I climbed over the 100,000 great mountains not to cultivate for an afterlife, but only for the sake of meeting you in the middle of the road
Twentieth time the crowds grabbed each other for their lines
Lao Bai: wait, wait a minute, what is this mess saying
Small Guo: I don't know
Palmist: I'm wrong I'm really wrong from the beginning. I should not be married. If I'm not married, my husband will never die. if my husband hasn't died...
Lao Bai: how did you know it was this line
Palmist: because my line de Exhausting the mountains and seas!
Crowd: sister-in-law ```` (25 minutes 26 seconds)
Wu Shuang: wait a minute, I wasn't there just now. I still have something to say about this matter.
Giant Warrior Guo: I'm sorry, the case is closed.
Wu Shuang: Life isn't something that can be decided by one case or one debate. Just now you said that the union between the two of them was due to a momentary impulse. On this point I couldn't agree more.
Lao Bai: Isn't that nonsense? Don't you think this is messy enough? Stay away.
Wu Shuang: Wait for me to finish my sentence. Not just the two of them, in fact, the beginning of every true love is due to the impulse of the moment.
Lao Bai: What are you talking about?
Guo Ju-man: It's okay, let her say it.
Small Guo: father! ~
Wu Shuang: This impulse, a mixture of passion and tenderness, is a feeling beyond reason. Deep down, if there is no impulse, there is no desire to be together. There would also be no future life. Mr. Guo, you are as famous as thunder, a warrior we respect and admire. But with all due respect, this proposition of yours is wrong to begin with, it is a false proposition.
Giant Warrior Guo: Hmph~~ Interesting, go on.
Wu Shuang: The two of them decided to be together in the first place, they are determined and confident, which you have seen in your eyes. There are countless possibilities in the future of life, do you have to think of everything at the beginning and then follow the drawings to construction? Have you already predicted your present life when you were young? If even you couldn't do it, who are you to ask them to do it? But after your trial today, I'm sure they might think of each other in the future.
Kuo Ju-man: Just one question: if you thought so clearly, why did you give up in the first place?
Wu Shuang: Because love. Is a one-way street.
Xiangyu: (to Xiao Guo, afraid) Do not come over, the bitter sea is boundless turn back to the shore ...... shore!
Lao Bai: shore ...... according to the Buddhists, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha ...... Buddha!
Big Mouth: the Buddha ...... Buddha's law is boundless Pudu ...... life!
Xiu Cai: Sheng ...... life is also no joy death is also no fear ...... fear!
Small Bei: fear ...... fear ...... It is said that tomorrow there is rain!
Crowd: (looking at Bei) Well
Small Bei: (crying and kneeling) you kill me ~~~~
~~ Lao Bai sells medicine~~
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(Xiangyu is at Lao Bai's medicine stand, the two of them do the same thing to each other)
Lao Bai: (picking up a (picking up a bottle of medicine) This medicine can not be eaten ah, the expiration date ......
Xiangyu: (laughs) Then you still sell it?
Lao Bai: Anyway, it can't kill anyone ......
Xiang Yu: (frozen) huh?
Lao Bai: (see Xiangyu's reaction is not right, busy to change the words) eat dead I can also give him back! Heh ......
Xiangyu: If the heart is dead, can you save it?
Lao Bai: (picking out one from a pile of medicine packets on the table and handing it to Xiangyu) Quick Heart Pill, take it back and try it!
Xiangyu: It's no use ...... (Old Bai sniffed and threw the pills behind him) Her heart has been as dead as ashes for a long time ......
Lao Bai: (picking out a packet of pills from the piles of pills, and handing it to Xiangyu) Nine-rotation Soul Rejuvenation Pill, if one goes down, it will bring back the soul to the next life. (Old Bai): (There is a packet of medicine from the pile of packets and handed it to Xiangyu)
Shiang Yu: She is not dead ......
(Old Bai sniffed, and threw the bag of medicine behind him, and picked up a bottle of medicine from his side)
Lao Bai: The poison is used with the one just now (pointing to the ground), so that she will be alive for a while and dead for a while, half-dead. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
Xiangyu: (anxious) Aiya, why can't you understand? I mean, the heart is dead ...... is the heart "dead", do you understand?
Lao Bai: Oh ...... I understand! (Put down the hands of the bottle, pick up another bottle, handed to Xiangyu) Linglong enlightenment Dan, this product is the use of angelica oxalis and other valuable traditional Chinese medicine made of long-term use, can enhance the human intellect, but also improve the body's immunity, take three courses of treatment, and then stupid dead eyes can live up, you can try! The star of tomorrow may be you oh~!
Xiangyu: (look at the bottle, put down) Forget it, I'd better be honest, continue to keep my widow!
Xiu Cai: a relationship even this end, deep inside the moment feel so helpless, would like to ask you to leave after, whether it is like me will be a little sad, haha hold on let me check the beat
Small Guo: love for how long to hate for how long, obviously in love with each other but want to break up, destiny makes it difficult to figure out, and want to say, the future! . ye~
Xiu Cai: Alone at a loss, terminate the game of feelings, let the feeling of love away solet's party
Small Guo: forget the past, ye~ the love sealed in the corner of the heart can u see O can u see
Xiu Cai: I want to hold your pair of warm hands, I want to hold you around stopping and walking
Small Guo: I want to hold your pair of warm hands, I want to hold you around stopping and walking
Nanananana a he .
Small Guo: When it's hot, sleep in the cooler, when it's cold, put on a coat
Xiu Cai: Tender eyes and soft words will turn into beautiful memories. (nannanana) Well, well, well, well
Shang guide: here don't, this fight, don't fight, don't fight, line line line (20 minutes and 46 seconds)
Lao Bai Xiangyu heartless, shameless, unreasonable (48)
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(Previously on: Xiao Bei to play a trick on Xiangyu, but the problem is that she is not a good person, but she has a lot to learn. Xiao Bei is trying to tease Xiangyu by provoking the relationship between Lao Bai and Xiangyu)
(Lao Bai rushes into the backyard in anger, and Xiangyu chases after him)
Lao Bai: (Angry) What are you doing following me after what has already happened?
Xiangyu: (anxious) Zhantang, listen to me, it's not that I want to go on a blind date, it's for Xiao Bei. ......
Lao Bai: (stops, looks at Xiangyu) How old is Xiao Bei? You think I'm a hundred and fifty-five?
Xiangyu: (anxious) this, this is her trick! I'm not guilty ......
Lao Bai: (skeptical) you really not guilty?
Xiang Yu: (aggrieved) You think, I have a wife, what is the point of dating ......
Lao Bai: (categorical) I don't believe ...... (slight pause) Xiang Yu, you find a good man to marry.... ...
Xiangyu: (angry) You're ruthless, you're shameless, you're unreasonable!
Lao Bai: So you are not heartless, shameless and unreasonable?
Xiangyu: Where am I heartless, where am I shameless, where am I unreasonable?
Lao Bai: (angry) Where are you not ruthless, where are you not shameless, where are you not unreasonable?
Xiangyu: Even if I am more ruthless, more shameless, more unreasonable, I will not be more ruthless, more shameless, more unreasonable than you!
Lao Bai: Well, then I'll show you ruthless, shameless, and unreasonable!
Xiangyu: (smiles triumphantly) Hmph, finally admit that you are heartless, shameless and unreasonable, right?
Lao Bai: (angry) even if I am heartless, even if I am shameless, even if I am irrational, I was forced out by your heartlessness, shamelessness, irrationality!
Shiang Yu: (angry) you are the one who is heartless, shameless and unreasonable!
(The night has passed)
Lao Bai: (voice hoarse, weak) You are the one who is heartless, you are the one who is shameless, you are the one who is irrational ......
Xiang Yu: (voice hoarse, weak) You are so heartless, so shameless, so irrational again.... ...(The rooster crowed, Xiangyu heard, look at the sky) should also be washed to sleep ......
(The end of the film, the old white did not make money, but instead of harming Xiucai lost a lot of money, Xiangyu want to find ways to make money to pay back Xiucai, so the two people and argued)
Lao Bai: I say that this person how you so I said you're so heartless, shameless, and unreasonable.
Xiangyu: Then you are not heartless, shameless and unreasonable?
Lao Bai: Where am I ruthless, where am I shameless, where am I unreasonable?
Shiang Yu: you are everywhere merciless, shameless, unreasonable ......
Lao Bai: you are everywhere merciless, everywhere shameless, everywhere unreasonable!
Xiangyu: Don't think that you say I'm everywhere ruthless, all shameless, all unreasonable, I am all ruthless, all shameless, all unreasonable!
Lao Bai: just because you are everywhere ruthless, everywhere shameless, everywhere unreasonable, so you Guo Furong VS Lv Xiu Cai
ROUND1 FIGHT
Lv: moving a table, time-consuming five seconds to move a bench, time-consuming three seconds to move all the tables, chairs and stools downstairs, time-consuming how long?
Five, four, three, two, one, time's up!
Kuo: Five tables, twenty benches, one **** is eighty-five seconds!
Lu: Wrong! You forgot this one!
Guo Furong vs. Lv Xiu Cai
ROUND2 FIGHT
Guo: Assuming that I have to take ten baths per month, how many baths per year do I have to take?
Lui: One hundred and twenty!
Kuo: Wrong! One hundred and ten times.
Lui: Why?
Kuo: the first month of the year does not allow bathing ~ ha ~ yeah!
Guo: three meals a day, multiplied by three steamed buns, multiplied by three months, multiplied by thirty days, a **** is 810 steamed buns!
Lu: Wrong! It's 270! I said March means three months, not three months, haha~
Guo Furong VS Lv Xiu Cai
ROUND4 FIGHT
Guo: Assuming that I can slap you to death in three slaps, and that with each slap, you will scream out "spare me your life!" Then may I ask how many words you will say before you die?
Lu: I refuse to answer that question.
Kuo: Then count it as an automatic abstention.
Lv: En~ miserable three times, three words each time, one **** is twelve words.
Kuo: Wrong, it's nine words!
Lui: Why?
Kuo: The first palm goes down, "Woman Warrior spare your life!" Four words, the second slap, "Spare your life!" Eight words, the third palm down, immediately dead, you only said a word: "Ah!" Eight plus one equals nine! Haha ~ Ole Ole ~
Guo Furong VS Lv Xiu Cai
ROUND5 FIGHT
Lv: Suppose I win the Scholarship, the Emperor gave me the Imperial Sword, I stabbed you with a sword, you'll scream out: "I'm wrong!" You said 36,000 words before you died.
Kuo: It's too poisonous, isn't it?
Lu: I'm not finished yet! And I actually only stabbed twice, why?
Kuo: That ...... that's impossible!
Lv: How is it impossible? I stabbed you once and you said, "I was wrong!" I stabbed you a second time and you said, "Thirty-six thousand words." Then you bled to death, a *** stabbed two swords.
Kuo: assuming ......
Lv: you have no chance~
Everywhere ruthless, everywhere shameless, everywhere unreasonable ......