1 What does white plus white equal? Answer: The White Rabbit (TWO) 2 Why do airplanes fly so high without hitting the stars? Answer: Because the stars "flash" 3 Which flower is the most powerless: the jasmine, the sunflower or the rose? Answer: Jasmine (what a powerless [beautiful] jasmine) 4 What line does an orangutan hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines don't intersect (bananas) 5 Which is the worst: rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? Answer: rubber. (eraser is poor) 6 What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 10,000. (Fear not, fear not.) 7 What does a unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn) 8 1234567890 Which number is the most hardworking and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. (1 don't do anything; 2 don't rest) 9 How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it. Reason: crows and sparrows are silent (压雀无声) 10 Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: panasonic （怕了索尼哥） 11 Is the dumpling a man or a woman? Answer: man (Dumplings have a skin) 12 If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right, Xiaohua sits behind him, whose car is it? Answer: "If" 13 A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and was fished out and turned into what? Answer: betel nut 14 Four people were playing mahjong in a house, but the police came and took away five people. Answer: The police came and took away 5 people. Why? Because the people they were playing with were called "mahjong". 15 Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C) 16 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but they paid no attention to him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer：Because they didn't know each other well 17 There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building and turned out to be what? Answer: dead fat 18 Chocolate and tomato fought and the chocolate won. Why? Answer: Because of the chocolate bar. 19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead one was called Dead Man and the living one was called what? Answer: What is the name of the living? 20 A shark ate a green bean, and what did it turn into? Answer: mung bean sand (mung bean shark) 21 Dandan is the name of a puppy or a little tiger? Answer: tiger (tiger eye) 22 What brand of car hates to be touched? Answer: BMW BMW (Don't touch me) 23 Who is the chicken's mom? Answer: Paper Helicopter (Paper Birth Chicken) 24 There are ABCD...26 letters, how many are left if ET goes away? Answer: 21. ET drove away the UFO. 25 What is the name of a child born in heaven? Answer: I am talented (天生我材) 26 What is the name of the child of the wind? Answer: Shui Rising (风生水起) 27 Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: moose (迷路) 28 Who is sure to be eliminated in a game played by a wolf, a tiger or a lion? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro) 29 Who is the child of the red bean family? Answer：Nan Guo （红豆生南国） 30 What color is celery's shit? Answer：Yellow （秦始皇） 31 A mother gave birth to Siamese twins, the sister's name was Mary, so what was the sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe) 32 Don't go out on a rainy day without much money? Answer: 30,000,000 (Don't go out without an umbrella[3].) 33 What should you do when the pigs come out of the pigsty? {Answer: Wang Lihong 34 What should we do if the pig in the pigsty comes out again? {guess a star} Answer: Han Hong 35 The pig in the pigsty came out for the third time, what should we do? {Ans: Chai Chai 36 What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: Ya Qian (ARCHE [a sneeze]) 37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in boiling water C, C oxidized into D in the air, D has the smell of rotten eggs, ask A, B, C, D is what? Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg 38 What sword is transparent? Answer: Invisible 39 Who gave Andy Lau a drink of love water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a glass of love water ......) 40 Why can't you see God's penis? Answer: The sky can't be revealed 41 Why did the white rabbit run to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e has radish legs. 42 Why does Doraemon live in the dark all his life? Answer: Because he can't see anything 43 Who cries when he thinks of his mom? Answer: Grandpa (remembering his mother's words night after night, flashing tears, Rubin Flower) 44 Why do you need to put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's hard to tell. 45 Why does White look like his brother? Answer: The truth is out 46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly) 47 Which brand of electrical appliance smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too stinky) 48 Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too good) 49 What fish is the most idiotic? Answer: Shark (stupid) fish 50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (精)鱼 51 We say that a bear without a tail is called a tailless bear, then we say that a bear without ****** a tail is called what bear? Answer: mother bear 52 The turtle built a house in its shell and burrowed into it. {guess a health food} Answer: cover-in-cover 53 The turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then burrowed into it. {54 The turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then burrowed in. {Answer: Calcium 55 The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to memorize their books, why did the teacher let the dog do it first? Answer: Dog (旺旺仙贝) 57 Which song has 3 people in the first line? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (Me, Bush, Huang Rong) 58 What don't you spit out when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal 59 Which sect doesn't lie? Answer: Quanzhen Sect 60 Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon 61 Which chatting tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow) 62 Who plays Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you) 63 Where do you hide your pigeons? Answer: On the roof (Singing your song on the roof) 64 Why does the forest always send lions to contact things? Answer: lost contact 65 A bun and a potato fought, and the potato beat the bun to death. {Answer: bean bun 66 The bun died and his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potato knew he couldn't beat him, so he ran and ran. A river stopped the potato {guess a vegetable} Ans: Dutch beans 67 Whose sea is it? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea) 68 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: two chickens 69 A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: still two chickens 70 A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: stupid, still two chickens 71 There is a bean that fell down, only you can encourage him, ask why? Answer: Chocolate bean 72 Why doesn't the princess need to hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince 73 Who is Rice's mom? Answer: Rice's mom is a flower (peanut rice) Who is Rice's dad? Answer: Rice's father is a butterfly (蝶恋花) Who is Rice's lover? Answer: Mouse (Mouse loves rice) Who is Rice's grandmother? Answer: Mimi's grandma is the wonderful pen (妙笔生花) Who is Mimi's grandpa? Answer: Rice's grandpa is Popcorn. 74 Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is an uncle, KFC is a grandfather) 75 Eggs and chocolate fought, and chocolate won ~ {type a food} Answer: chocolate bar Eggs were not satisfied with their loss, so they went back to fight again ~ and lost again ~ {type a food} Answer: egg noodles Eggs lost twice in a row, so they were not satisfied and went to see their brother, Cake, and Cake was not only defeated, but also humiliated by chocolate CHESS In the end, Egg and Cake went to their big brother, Tart, who said that Chocolate is very strong! The eggs and the cake went to the big brother, Tart, and Tart said that chocolate is very strong! In the end, the chocolate realized his mistake, took the initiative to apologize to the eggs and cake, {type a food} Answer: German clothing (Fu) chocolate 76 car will fly. {Answer: Coffee (CAR, fly) 77 How do you make a drink bigger? Answer: The Great Compassion Mantra 78 A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, a black and white horse is called a zebra, and a black, white, and red horse is called a what horse? Answer: Shy Zebra 79 Which man was the fastest runner in history? Answer: Cao Cao (Speak of Cao Cao) 80 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (The light of the bright moon in front of the bed, eh! It's frost on the ground) 81 Which historical figure is the most unpopular? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep north seashore (by the sea flat).
I hope it helps you!