No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.
2, A bug in front of me flew to the side of my math problem and looked at a few topics died.
A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.
3, Whenever I find the key to success, someone secretly changes the lock.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.
4, Confucius can't solve the problem, Laozi help you solve it.
I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.
5, lose weight this kind of thing never boat to the bridge natural straight, you this weight, not to the bridge boat sank.
This kind of thing will never go straight from bridge to bridge. Your weight will sink before bridge.
6, the early bird has breakfast to eat, the late bird has dinner to eat.
The early bird has breakfast, the late bird has supper.
7. Even if I fail 99 times, I have to continue, at least make up a whole, lest the obsessive-compulsive disorder is committed again!
Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue, at least to make a whole, so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder!
8, in the street to see the beautiful woman, the gaze is a little higher
Looking at at the street, I will continue at least to make a whole so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Looking at beauties in the street, the higher one is appreciation, and the lower one is rogue.
9. My feet are so cold, I want to borrow Nezha's wind turbine for a few days.
My feet are cold. I want to step on Nezha's wind fire wheel for a few days.
10, if I die, my first words are: finally do not have to be afraid of ghosts.
If I die, my first sentence is: don't be afraid of ghosts at last.
11. There is no love in the world without a reason, and there is no hate without a reason, but there is fat without a reason!
In the world, there is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate, but there is no unprovoked fat!
12, and then ugly to fall in love, talking about the world full of love.
No matter how ugly you are, you need to fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love.
13, every time the end of the party back home will have a deep sense of loss, and did not eat enough!
Every time I come home after the party, I feel y lost and not full!
14, God is fair, gave you the ugly appearance, will also give you a low IQ, so as not to appear uncoordinated.
God is fair. He gives you an ugly appearance and a low IQ so that you don't look out of tune.
15, chatting and chatting is not back, graveyard signal is not good?
I will not return after chatting. Is the grave signal bad?
16, last year I hoped to have a boyfriend this year, and I'm sorry to say that by next year there shouldn't be.
Last year, I hope to have a boyfriend this year. I'm sorry to say that there should be no boyfriend next year.
17, I which is what is simple, thrifty, will live a life of the people, I just simple I'm sorry to say that there should be no boyfriend next year.
What kind of simple, thrifty person am I? I'm just poor.
18, you have to give me some color to see, I'll let you know why the flowers are so red.
If you want to show me some color, I will let you know why the flowers are so red.
19, those who can't spare the time to fall in love, sooner or later, will spare the time to get acquainted.
Those who can't spare time to fall in love will, sooner or later, spare time to meet each other.
20, after checking the balance of the Alipay, I this hanging heart finally not jump.
After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally did not jump.
21, don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences.
Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford it.
22. If you don't have a penny to spare for your own health, the hospital will help you pull it out without a penny left!
If you are healthy to yourself, the hospital will help you to get rid of nothing!
23, others say I'm very thin, I'm just fat not obvious.
People say I'm thin, I'm just fat.
24, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting will not, laundry and cooking is too tired.
I can't do music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm tired of washing and cooking.
25, a person suddenly realized that it is called discovery, a group of people suddenly realized that it is called deception.
A person's sudden realization is called discovery, and a group of people's sudden realization is called being deceived.
26, don't want to drink the wine first dry as a toast. The people you don't want to see are welcome with a smile on their face.
Do not want to drink wine for the first respect, do not want to see people smile.
27, I saw the end of the darkness ahead, there is light waiting for me.
I saw the end of the darkness ahead, and there was light waiting for me.
28, jet lag is, summer has arrived, but the figure is still parked in winter.
Time difference is that summer has arrived, but the body still stops in winter.
29, last night I took your promise to feed the dog, and the next morning found the dog dead.
Last night I took your promise to feed the dog. The next morning I found the dog dead.
30, I wanted to have a look back at the god of the man, but I didn't expect the day to be too cold, and I laughed out of a snot bubble.
I wanted to look back and smile at the God of man, but I didn't expect it to be too cold, and I laughed out a snot bubble.
31, look at the time in bed in the morning are not to get up, but to It's not about getting up, it's about seeing how much more sleep you can get.
In the morning, watching time in bed is not to get up, but to see how much longer you can sleep.
32, Excited heart, trembling hands, who is who's little licking dog!
Excited heart, shaking hands, who is the little licking dog!
33, now go out and use the phone to pay, with money feel so ashamed, are embarrassed to take out the hand!
Now I pay with my mobile phone when I go out. It's embarrassing to take money with me. I'm sorry to take it!
34, center parting to see the nose, Qi bangs to see the face, oblique bangs to see the temperament, no bangs to see the features. I am suitable for masked.
The middle part looks at the nose, the Qi Liu Hai looks at the face shape, the oblique Liu Hai looks at the temperament, the non Liu Hai looks at the
The middle part looks at the nose, the Qi Liu Hai looks at the face shape, the oblique Liu Hai looks at the temperament, the non Liu Hai looks at the facial features, I am suitable for masquerading.
Heartless, can live a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, do not tired.
36, I have to say that you are a two fools, that are praising you.
I want to say that you are a fool, that is to praise you.
37, online since ancient times, no delicate lady, the remnants of a line of rows of flowers, occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks bird, but also pheasants with the wolf.
Since ancient times, there have been no beauties on the Internet. There are only a few pairs of mandarin ducks and birds. They are also pheasants and coyotes.
38. Don't believe a foodie when she says she wants to lose weight.
Don't believe that a foodie says she wants to lose weight. When she says that, it must be when she is just full.
39, Medicine doesn't cure fake diseases, and wine doesn't solve real sorrows.
Medicine doesn't cure fake disease, wine doesn't understand true worry.
40, woman, is made of water; old lady I am made of concrete.
Woman, it's made of water; I'm made of concrete.
41, do what what can not, eat first.
No matter what you do, first place in the meal.
42, only in the train station long lines, to really realize that they are the heir of the dragon.
Only when there are long lines of dragons in the railway station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.
43, single for a long time, even boil
Only when there are long lines of dragons in the railway station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.
I've been single for a long time. When I see two dumplings sticking together, I have to use a shovel to separate them.
44, you must study hard, don't rely on your face to make a living like me. I have to use a shovel to separate them.
You must study hard. Don't live by your face like me.
45, finally know why eat Oreo first lick a lick, because then no one rob ah.
Finally, I know why I need to lick Oreo first, because no one will take it.
46、Betrayal, perhaps by chance, but not allowed to find the second time.
Betrayal may be accidental, but it is not allowed to find a second time.
47, life is like a play, with each passing day, in addition to age, and acting skills.
Life is like a play, growing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting.
48, between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades are going to go together to the square dance.
Girls don't want to play tricks on each other. They will go dancing together in the square in decades.
49, life's biggest cups: beauty is late, the hero is top.
The biggest cup of life: the beauty is late and the hero is dead.
50. True love is like a ghost.
True love is like ghosts. There are many people who hear about it and few people who meet it.
51, I smoke for a very simple reason: my grandfather smoked, my father smoked, and it's my turn to not break the flame.
The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes, my father also smokes, it's my turn not to cut off the incense.
52, the rich man's happiness, I imagine
It is very simple, my grandfather smokes, my father also smokes, it's my turn not to cut off the incense!
I can't imagine the happiness of the rich. Maybe it's because the spectators can see clearly!
53, people still need to go out more, or simply do not know how comfortable lying at home and playing the phone.
People still need to go out more, or they don't know how comfortable it is to lie at home and play with mobile phones.
54, in the age of girls like flowers, you grew into a I'm not going to be able to do that.
At the same age as girls, you grow into a succulent plant.
55, If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still come up with so many ways to save money?
If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
56, Sister is also a good girl who grows up standing on the shoulders of scum.
Elder sister is also a good girl growing up on the shoulder of scum.
57, I never flatter anyone, the mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to let you despair.
I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.
58. I'm not going to be able to do that.
The past is the order.
59. Why does my cell phone turn on the flight mode and throw it down from upstairs or break it?
Why does my mobile phone turn on the flight mode, throw it from upstairs or break it?
60, people's ideas change: I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get out of poverty.
People's ideas will change: I used to want to be rich, but now I just want to get out of poverty.
61, young not high, Alzheimer's disease. The older you get, the more you get.
Young is not Hi, Alzheimer's. The more you stay in Alzheimer's, the higher you are.
62, Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.
Money is not a problem. The problem is no money.
63, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually loaded, you let her try to demolish a courier, don't need to use clippers.
Those girls who can't open the bottle cap are actually loaded. You ask her to open a courier to try, without scissors.