Because it has a prolapsed stomach.
2. A train takes 6 hours to travel the whole distance from A to B. Now that it has traveled for 3 hours, where should the train be now?
On the railroad tracks.
3. ah brother ate his breakfast and went to squat in the toilet with a big bun, why was there only half of the bun left when he came out?
He forgot to bring toilet paper.
4. Why do people say that Hairy eats human flesh without spitting out bones?
Because he ate a kneaded noodle man.
5. Why does ah-di never stop when he meets a crosswalk in a military vehicle.
He used to drive a train.
6. Under what circumstances does one plus one never equal two?
A large cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough.
7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juice?
Fear of the cross in the juice.
8. The male crab drank because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife, he sprayed cologne on his body and rinsed his mouth at the same time before he went home, but before he entered his house, his wife, who was waiting for him at the door, found out that he was drunk again, why?
Because he was walking straight back.
9. Abbey is going to take the English test tomorrow, and he heard that the Buddha at Fo Guang Shan has a way of answering his prayers, so he rushed up the mountain to burn incense and worship the Buddha, asking the Buddha to bless him with a successful test tomorrow, but he failed the English test the next day.
Because the Buddha can't read English, so he couldn't pass!
10. A man meets 10 lions on his way home, what does he turn into?
Ten piles of lion poop.
11. What do you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky?
Punch her hard, then ask her if she wants the moon
12. What came first, the dentist, or the toothache?
Toothworms
13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but make which people's faces ugly?
Men who pay
14. Wang Jing is a polite man, but when does he not invite people in when they knock on the door?
He's in the toilet
15.What's the most painful thing a bird can do?
Not being able to ascend to heaven after death
16.Wang Jing brought 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of things, but the boss only found 5 yuan, why?
He only gave the boss 80 yuan
17.Which kind of person wants more children?
Children's product manufacturers
18.What is the last thing a person does before he dies?
Take their last breath
19.How big a boat does it take to carry a 5-ton log from upstream to downstream?
No boat, float
20.A passenger plane full of passengers fell from a high altitude and no one was hurt. Why?
All dead
21.Wang Jing, a junior high school graduate, taught himself high school courses and college courses.
Self-exaltation
22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog?
One is a prince and the other is a dog's son
23.What is the difference between a flea and a lion?
Have you ever seen a flea on a lion?
24.On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important, do you remember what it was?
Breathe
25.Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky?
God knows
26. In what situation can there be two tigers on the same mountain?
The tiger is in love
27. What is the meaning of an eye for an eye?
Extracting a tooth and setting it
28.Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room with only a puddle of water and broken glass on the floor.
They were goldfish
29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north?
Melons
30. Wang Jing was ugly and broke, but two handsome men fought to the death to marry her. Why?
Whoever loses marries her
31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?
Male mosquitoes don't have inconvenient days
32. What can a coward eat to strengthen his courage?
Dog guts
33. When is the penis the best?
The absence of the oldest
34. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably?
The red face is not as good as the red face
35. Which coin is heavier, a coin of the same denomination from 1992 or 1993?
There were more "ones" in 1993
36. In the second race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare tried his best but still lost. Why?
The finish line was at sea
37. What is the last thing you can see in broad daylight?
Film
38. What wobbles and shakes and turns three into five and five into one?
Fan
39. When a ferocious cat sees a mouse, it pulls out its legs and runs away, why?
Chase
40.Mr. and Mrs. Wang Jing have been married for more than ten years without having a child. Why?
Birth of multiples
41.Three people **** support an umbrella, and the umbrella is only one big, but all three did not get wet. Why?
It didn't rain
42. Wang Jing was twelve in his first year, why is he still twelve in his third year?
Only one day
43. Why did the dog win the race with the frog?
No breaststroke allowed
44. Wang Jing took part in the Hula Hoop Race for 100 people, and he kept on until the last moment, but he was disqualified from the championship. Why?
Too fat and stuck
45.What parts does a pen consist of?
Bamboo, hair
46.Why are modern people becoming more and more faithless?
The emergence of the telephone
47. All of Wang Jing's friends who worked around him went to the sea, why didn't he?
Fear of drowning
48. The brutal king told the honest Wang Jing to go and buy a hundred pigs and come back, and Wang Jing only brought back ninety-nine pigs, why?
No need to answer! Please leave a message if people strongly want to know the answer to this question!
49. A horror movie is playing in the cinema, the whole audience screams, but Ying, who is in the cinema, laughs, why?
She was watching a comedy in another movie theater
50. An eagle was flying in the air and suddenly it rained and the eagle fell down, why?
It used its wings to protect itself from the rain, so it fell down
51.What is the longest way to keep from blinking?
Keeping that person dead
52.What is the biggest benefit of an elevator besides saving time and energy over stairs?
In case of a fall you don't roll all the way down
53. Why do candy canes crawl with ants?
Because the lid is not on
54. The big bad wolf was hungry and saw a lost sheep on the grassland, it jumped over and was about to have a feast, the sheep only said a word to it, the big bad wolf obediently turned his head and went away, what did the sheep say?
The lamb pointed to a tiger in the bushes behind it, shaking with fear, and the big bad wolf said, it ...... came first!
55.There was a fat man and a thin man walking together, the fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage wire, the fat man died, and the thin man did not touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died, why?
Blasted by oil
56. Why are Japanese legs shorter?
Because there are a lot of earthquakes and the center of gravity is more stable with shorter legs!
57.There is a man with a helmet on his head, a fan tied underneath, an electric fan and a water bottle in his hand, and skating
shoes on his feet.
Neurological hospital
58.There was a train, moving at 40 kilometers per hour, and while moving a passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out without being hurt at all, why?
Because the passenger opened the door of two carriages and ran out to another carriage!
59.What is the difference between tragedy and comedy?
Tragedy is what comedies become when no one watches them.
60.How can someone do all the good things in his life and still be killed by lightning?
Accident.
61.Do cats have fleas?
Cats only give birth to kittens.
62.Some people say it is hard to see penguins at the North Pole. Why?
There are no penguins at the North Pole.
63.What's wrong with bringing a toilet seat to the lobby?
Stolen officials.
64.What kind of person is keen to spend the money saved by the living on the dead?
Filial sons and daughters.
65.At what time does a person feel most that the earth is spinning?
When one is drunk.
66. Do you know what place you are only allowed to go to and can never come back from?
The underworld.
67.What is the one thing that you can store in a warehouse without losing your valuables when it catches fire?
The vault.
68.What is a lifelong event for a person?
Death.
69.Why does Satoshi like to read in an unlit room?
During the day.
70. What store do you know that can't hire "salesmen"?
The birthday suit store.
71.Why doesn't the new bookstore sell books?
It's a foreign store.
72. What do you borrow that you don't have to return?
Light.
73.Why did people tell Adan that her dress was unbuttoned, but she didn't care at all?
Unbuttoned.
74.Why did three people **** walk down the street with an umbrella without getting wet?
It didn't rain.
75.How was old Zhang able to brush his teeth and hum a song at the same time?
Brush his false teeth.
76.How many worms are the scariest when you eat an apple?
Half a strip.
77. what increases by half when turned upside down?
6.
78.What belongs to you, but other people use it all the time?
Names.
79.What is the place where you always find happiness?
The dictionary.
80.What is the biggest difficulty in "grinding a pestle into a needle"?
The eye of the needle.
81What is easier to sell the higher the price at which it is sold?
Scrap.
82 What is a ball that grows bigger and bigger?
Cactus balls.
83. Dad was filling a thermos of water, mom was putting on the water to do the laundry, what did Cong want to do at this time?
Pee.
84. Do you use chopsticks or a spoon when you eat?
Mouth.
85. What is always looking up but not falling down?
Age.
86. What gets dirtier the more you wash it?
Mud people.
87.Satoshi fried a pot of red and yellow beans, then poured the beans onto a plate.How do you make the red and yellow beans take up one side of the plate each?
One of each.
88. What kind of "electricity" does not electrocute people?
Greetings.
89. What is the closest animal to a human being?
The louse.
90.A new wool sweater has a few holes in it, why?
How can you wear it without holes.
91.What can travel day and night without legs?
The clock
92.What has only one foot but runs through every corner of the house?
The broom.
93.What dances just after it dies?
Falling leaves.
94 What can carry a hundred bales of hay but can't hold a grain of sand?
The river.
95What has no mouth but makes a sound, no feet but runs all over the world, no hands but beats a man's head off, and passes away before it can appear?
The wind.
96. What is white to put in the mouth and yellow in the earth?
Rice.
97.What has countless leaves but no roots?
Books.
98.What runs day and night but does not leave its bed?
The river.
99.What can't be used until it is broken?
Eggs.
100.What breaks and everyone screams?
The world record.
101.What can be destroyed without being touched?
Promises.
102.Why does a wedding ring symbolize eternity?
It has no head and no tail.
103.What is the least sociable thing in the world?
Milestones. They never two stand together.
104. What question must you answer "yes" to?
"How do you spell y-e-s?"
105.Pandas are from China, tailless bears are from Australia, where are wolves from?
Motorcycle dealers across the country
106. Why do some people have three hands?
Pickpockets
107.What is a knife that, when sharpened, will not hurt others, but will hurt you?
Ice skates
108. Why are there typhoons only in summer?
Because they hibernate in winter
109. Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because it was called the "I'm afraid it's going to die"
110. Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because its head is so high that it takes such a long neck to pick it up.
111.Which part of the earth's surface is absolutely not illuminated by the sun?
All of it, because the earth does not shine, so it can never shine to the sun.
112.Why don't police officers wear umbrellas when it rains?
Guns and bullets are not afraid of the rain, but still afraid of the rain ?
113.Two owls were talking and one of them declared that it could go out in the daytime without sunglasses, why?
Because it was a blind owl
114.A little bird accidentally flew into Kiss disco and suddenly fell down, what happened?
The volume was too loud and it covered its ears with its wings, so it fell down.
115.Why does a paper airplane cost 100 million yuan?
Because the paper is a check for 100 million yuan
116.Recruit Ah Guo: "Report to squad leader! There's a fly in my soymilk." Why did the squad leader tell him to drink it without worrying about anything
and there was no problem?
Because the spider in the steamed bun will take care of that fly.
117.Someone had high blood pressure and the doctor said he would be fine as long as he didn't eat too much salt, but once he heard that he decided to move, why?
Because his family lives in a salty neighborhood.
118.Ben's report card will only be sent out on Monday, so why did he get beat up by his dad on Sunday night over his grade's?
His dad is a teacher
119.2 egrets sleep standing up, how many feet are on the ground?
One, (a line of egrets on the sky)
120.Bear went to the bathroom during the best part of the movie, why?
He didn't go to the movie at all.
121.There is a man who keeps blowing in front of an electric fan, why is he still hot?
Because he was blowing into the fan with his mouth
122. Mao Mao dozed off in class, what could be done to keep him from dozing off?
Next class
123.Why did the whole class laugh at Xiao Qiang's stupidity one day, but they stopped laughing at him the next day?
Because he bought a fine version of the brain teaser
124.Wanted to wait for the bus under the license plate, the shuttle bus after several classes, but he did not move as a mountain standing still not get on the bus, why?
Because he had a hundred-dollar bill on the bottom of his foot, and he had to wait for no one to pick it up
125. What should you do if you have a bad day?
Smooth it out with an iron!
126.The two couples are standard beauty and handsome, why would they give birth to an ugly doll?
Two couples have had full body plastic surgery
127.What is more annoying than a wife who refuses to go to the kitchen after marriage?
The wife doesn't know how to cook
128.An ugly woman goes for plastic surgery, but why does the doctor say she doesn't need it at all?
What she needs is to be reincarnated!
129.Ms. Wang has already given birth to two children, so why does everyone say she doesn't want to be a mother of two?
It's a mom of three
130.Jen hasn't accomplished much in her career, so why is she also nicknamed a strong woman?
She is often "tough"
131.Why is Rodin's sculpture "The Contemplative Man" shirtless?
Because he was thinking about which one to wear!
132.Babies always bawl at birth, why?
Because they see that the nurse who delivers them is beautiful and they are too small!
133. Why did the old man Zhao call him "old man" at the same time?
The old man is not retired, so others can not upgrade
134. What kind of woman should the playboy be matched with?
The "flower of flowers" woman
135. Dad repeatedly warned Ox, who was still in high school, not to get involved in the beef farm because there were things he shouldn't look at, but Ox still sneaked a peek at the beef farm, and what did he see that he shouldn't? (Don't get me wrong!)
His dad
136.What is the most rewarding thing for 12 united mice to do?
Bullying a cat in distress
137.Why is it that the richer the person dies, the bigger the coffin?
"Turning over" is easy
138. Adults' are bigger, children's are smaller, foreigners' hair is bigger, Chinese hair is smaller, and in terms of
only, what's the one that's hard and soft?
Hands
139. A-hwa asked Man-Man to sign a book, but Man-Man refused to do so.
Because A-hwa wanted him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card!
140.If there is only one last man left on earth, and he is writing a suicide note at his desk, and suddenly there is a knock on the door, not from aliens, not from animals, not from wind and sand, guess who is knocking on the door?
It's a woman
141.Tin Tin has repeatedly touched a train traveling at 200 kilometers per hour with his body without any damage.
He was in the carriage of the train
142.On the bus, an old gentleman was standing next to Xiao Ming, and there were no empty seats around him, Xiao Ming was always polite, but this time he didn't have the slightest intention to give up his seat, why?
Small Ming is the driver
143.A dog fell from a 10,000-meter-high airplane and didn't die, what happened here?
The dog fell on the floor of the airplane
144.Fatty and Liangliang are both third-graders who usually walk as fast as each other, but Fatty always arrives at school 15 minutes later than Liangliang, and Fatty doesn't linger or play, so what's going on?
They don't go to the same school
145. Why is it better to have no money than to have money?
Happy~ (as the saying goes, poor people are happy!)
146. What's so great about being short compared to being tall?
The sky is not afraid to fall on the pressure~(hehehe~There is a taller person to support it)
147. Who was the fastest in the Three Kingdoms?
Cao Cao~ (As the saying goes: Cao Cao, Cao Cao)
148.A cat and a tiger race, why wouldn't the tiger dare?
Catching mice~ (Who's ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?)
149.What does it mean when a thermometer falls down?
The nail in the wall was not nailed down~(It couldn't hang, so of course it fell down^-^)
150.How can you keep a rock from sinking into the sea?
Put it on a boat~(Hehehe~There are many answers to this question.
151.What do people who dare to throw themselves into the river but don't dare to kill themselves do?
Bungee jumpers~ (if he dares to kill himself, why tie a rope around his leg?)
152. Why are tickets to two similar exhibitions with fewer exhibits more expensive?
The scarcity of things is the most expensive
153. A man bought a bottle of soda, and when he opened the lid and realized that there were no bubbles at all, he couldn't help but ask the sales clerk loudly, "How come there is no gas in the soda?" But the salesman said there was, so where is it?
As soon as you drink it, the gas in your stomach comes up
154.A man went to a bathhouse to take a bath, and the first time the waiter looked down on him and threw him an old towel and left him, and when he finished the bath he dropped a gold coin, so when he went there for the second time, the waiter was very solicitous of him, and when he finished the bath he only
pulled out a copper coin, and why was that?
This time he gave the money for the last bath, while the last time he gave the money for this bath
155.What kind of white rice gives three flavors?
Sandwich rice, raw, cooked, and half-cooked
156.Where does the Yellow River originate?
Heaven, isn't it said that the water of the Yellow River comes from heaven
157.A pickpocket offers 50 pounds to ask a priest to bless him, what should the priest say to get the money without violating his conscience?
The priest said, "If God punishes someone for suffering theft, may God do His will through you."
158.When a man is hungry, why does he grab something to eat with his five fingers?
Because there are only five fingers on one hand
159.Why does a husband still have to listen to his wife when he is the head of the house?
Because the wife is the neck
160.What man has to serve another man's wife besides his own?
Because he has a daughter
161.Mary broke a plate, and what did mommy go over and say, and found that another plate had been broken?
Mom asked, how did you break it?
162.How should you do your homework to make sure you make only one mistake?
Don't do your homework, that's the only mistake you'll make
163.Why can't you see Jesus' father in the painting of the Virgin Mary holding the young Jesus in her arms?
He was painting the picture at the time
164.A man went abroad on a business trip and could not return home at once because of some business, so he wrote a letter to tell his wife, why did she tell him to come home at once when she read the letter?
Because the handwriting was scribbled, the wife had to ask him to read the letter himself
165.Jack forgot his wallet under his pillow in the morning, why did he feel worried even though he had an honest servant?
Because the maid would have given the wallet to his wife
166.The husband said he wasn't afraid to face death for the sake of his wife, but why did he still run away without her when the big black bear appeared?
Because it wasn't a dead bear (death = dead bear)
167.What is the advantage of buying an expensive ring for your wife?
It saves money on gloves, huh? Seems like it pays for itself~
168.What egg is born alive?
Stupid
169.Xiao Li spat on the ground, was fined 50 cents, he took out a dollar, the police did not have the money to find, what to do at this point?
Spit again
170.Spain had six wars in the fifteenth century, which six?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times
171.How many sides does a box have?
Two sides: inside and outside
172.A fortune-teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him he couldn't open it without a happy event. On the day of his blind date, Li opened the envelope and was shocked: "Why is it so spiritual!" What was written in the envelope?
"Today you have something happy!"
173. What bird loves to dress up?
Painted Bird
174.Which is the widest sea in the world?
The Sea of Rhetoric
175.If a museum was on fire and you could only salvage one piece of art, which one would you choose?
The one closest to the door
176.What is the most polite person who treats a guest?
The camel
177.How many apples are left when one of three is eaten?
Three (two on the outside and one on the inside)
178. Where does a 10,000-ton ship go when it leaves port?
Shanghai
179. There is a business gate banner slogan: "all rely on everyone's love", this is what business?
Hat factory
180.What place teaches the secret of gaining weight?
Chef training courses
181.You were playing cards when your wife called you to come home and you said, "The car broke down, I can't go back!" The wife takes it at face value, why?
Because it was on the phone
182.What person is considered to have really eaten his own fruit under what circumstances?
The owner of a fruit store offends so customers