Your bottom line is not very good. Your wife's first couplet, the first three words are next to the word female. Then there are two-word nouns, single-word numbers and single-word quantifiers.
You should work hard here.
Bad guy (imposing)
I really can't think of three words with the same root. No matter how radiant a woman is, she will eventually look wrinkled. I'll just make you beat the little girl: