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"We are only porters of nature"-In the past twenty years, Nongfu Spring has adhered to the concept of "never using city tap water" and has always insisted on building factories and producing from water sources to ensure the natural and healthy quality of each bottle of Nongfu Spring. Good water comes from good water. Nongfu Spring insists on building a factory to produce water. Every bottle of Nongfu Spring is clearly marked with water source to ensure consumers' right to know. Nongfu Spring insists on establishing a production base in the deep forest far away from the city, and the whole production process is completed in the water source. Every bottle of Nongfu Spring you drink has gone through a long transportation route and comes from nature. At present, Nongfu Spring has four high-quality natural drinking water sources-Qiandao Lake in Zhejiang, Changbai Mountain in Jilin, Danjiangkou in Hubei and Lvwan Lake in Guangdong. The water quality is naturally weak alkaline, small molecular groups, containing balanced natural mineral elements, and the taste is cool and sweet.

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