No matter which girl he takes home, the young man finds that his mother disapproves. A friend gave him advice.
"Find a girl like your mother-then she will like her.
So the young man searched and searched and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:
"As you said, I found a girl who looks, talks, dresses and even cooks like her mother. As you said, mom likes her. "
"So," the friend asked, "what happened?"
"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"
Girls like their mothers.
No matter which girl he takes home, the young man will always be opposed by his mother. A friend advised him to say:
"Find a girl like your mother-then she will like her."
So the young man kept looking and finally found such a girl.
He said to his friendly adviser:
"As you said, I found a girl who looks like my mother, talks, dresses and even cooks. As you said, my mother likes her. "
"What happened later?" The friend asked.
"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"
What is a traitor?
Young hope: "Father, what is a political traitor?"
Father (a senior politician): "A traitor is a person who leaves our political party and goes to another political party."
Young promising star: "So, what is a person who left his party and came to your party?"
Father: "A convert, my son."
36. What is a traitor?
For young people: "Father, what is a political traitor?"
Father (a senior politician): "A traitor refers to a person who leaves our party and joins another party."
Youwei youth: "So, what's the name of the person who left his party and joined our party?"
Father: "Call a convert. My son. "
Idle people's thoughts
Sleeping people can't catch fish, but waking people catch crabs all the time in their lives.
All occupations can bring enough sources of life to a person, except the occupation of faith.
While watching some modern opera performances, I suddenly realized that the conductor was just beating the beat because he couldn't beat the composer.
If everyone is equal before the law, God bless us not to enter its sight.
When you want to get rid of a dog, you take off its collar; When the king wants to get rid of a minister, he will give him the collar of the Order of Anlong Ziata.
The place where they destroy people's voices and abandon all artistic principles is called the Conservatory of Music; A hospital full of patients is called a "health home".
Among the many motives that prompted me to stay away from the theater, one is that there is no motivation at all in modern drama.
How many old sayings are needed to make a new election platform!
All the notes may express cheerful thoughts; Only the attention of creditors will cause melancholy thinking.
His eight-year-old son was coming back from school when I walked into a pork shop. The poor boy is crying.
"Old story!" His parents said loudly; "I don't think you have learned your lesson. The teacher called you an ass. You deserve it!"
"Yes!" The child sobbed and replied, "He did call me a donkey, and then-"
"Well, then-what else?"
"He said,' Well, after all, it's not surprising-like father, like son!' "
"Really? This animal! " Shouted the butcher. "Think about it, maybe he hasn't finished the two sausages I gave him at Christmas!"
39. Idle people daydream
"Sleepers can't fish"-but wakeful people catch crabs all the time.
All kinds of occupations can make a living-except the declaration of faith.
While watching some modern opera performances, I suddenly realized that the conductor just beat the beat because he couldn't beat the composer.
God bless us not to enter the legal horizon, even if everyone is equal before the law.
If you don't want a dog, take off its collar-when the king wants to get rid of a minister, put it on his collar-the collar of the Medal of Honor of the Virgin Mary.
The place that destroys people's noise and abandons all artistic laws and regulations is called the Conservatory of Music. A hospital full of patients is called "Casady Salute".
There are many motives that urge me to avoid the theater, one of which is that modern opera has no theme at all.
How many old sayings must be used to compile a new election platform!
All the notes can express happy thoughts; Only the creditor's letter (3) evokes all sad thoughts.
I walked into the butcher shop, and his eight-year-old son had just come home from school.
The poor child cried bitterly.
"It must be the same old tune!" His father roared, "I think you must have forgotten your homework." The teacher called you a donkey, and you deserve to be scolded! " "
"Yes," sobbed the child, "he did call me a donkey, and then-"
"So-what else?"
"He said,' It's not surprising-like father, like son.' "
"Did he really say that? That beast! " The butcher shouted, "and think about it, I'm afraid I haven't finished the two sausages I gave him for Christmas!" " "
A useful lesson
In Britain,/kloc-people under 0/8 are not allowed to drink in bars.
Mr Thompson used to go to a bar near his home, but he never took his son Tom because he was too young. When Tom celebrated his eighteenth birthday, Mr. Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time. They drank for half an hour, and then Mr. Thompson said to his son, "Now, Tom, I want to teach you a useful lesson." You must always be careful not to drink too much. How do you know you've had enough? All right, I'll tell you something. Do you see the two lights at the end of the bar? When they look like four, you've had enough and should go home. "
"But, Dad," said Tom, "I can only see a light at the end of the bar."