First, the wild dog golden rooster
When I first met Jin Er, I burned a small shop in a farmer's house in the east area of Zhanqian. Compared with the legend in the impression, Jin Er looks very weak, with a slightly yellow complexion and a tender face. If properly decorated, act young can be a teenager, but he can be old when dressed up! Smile gently!
Ginger's weakness stems from last year's gastrectomy. His height is less than 170 cm, but his original weight is more than 200 kilograms. When he tried to lose weight, he found it was too late to regret. For a good fat man, "shut up and take your legs" is a joke that is easier said than done. As a result-oriented minimalist, cutting the stomach is indeed the most effective way. A knife down, dozens of pounds of meat are gone. According to Jin Er's logic, if you are too fat, cut it again.
A few years ago, Jin Er bought a villa in Pingyang Village, which was completely renovated. There is no bed except doors and windows. He only pitched a tent in the bedroom to sleep. Ginger can eat. We talked about delicious food happily in the group, and also rejected and criticized many junk foods that we didn't like. At the dinner table, I carefully asked Ginger about today's food. Jin Er said seriously that he thinks everything is delicious, but he is afraid that he can't afford it. After all, Wenzhou is so expensive.
Jin Er is a native of Ryan and is now a Singaporean citizen. He graduated from a university in Singapore. He is a doctoral student in science and a mechanical engineer. Therefore, he likes to talk by addressing himself politely as "your country, your people". He gave himself many screen names: hungry, sleepy, drunk dolphin, wild dog, old goat and so on. Perhaps his favorite is wild dog Jin Er, which lasts a long time, because he thinks swearing and swearing are the most powerful language expressions. Like wild dogs, it symbolizes an indomitable magical power, which is much simpler and more powerful than phoenix and peacock. He often travels around China and Singapore, and he is also related to wild dogs. Lead porcelain has been washed, so I don't like carving.
As a mechanical engineer, Jin Er is a typical straight man in science and pays attention to pragmatism. So he thinks that what is most needed outdoors is a hacksaw and a kitchen knife, and everything else is gaudy. However, the articles written by Jin Er are not comparable to those written by many domestic experts. A few years ago, Jin Er took the pen name "Mouth Dolphin" as the signing author who updated an article every day. Every article was amazing, simple in writing, incisive in writing, watery in thinking and had countless die-hard fans. As a science student, Jin Er's insight and analytical ability on things far exceeds others, so he has great influence now! However, Ginger has a clear love-hate relationship. In order to express his views, he wrote a profound article criticizing programmers. Because of different positions, I was attacked and scolded by a large number of programmers, radical and tragic! So, in a rage, the drunken dolphin emptied all the articles, and it was blank!
Jin Er has a wide range of knowledge. Apart from extensive study and memory, the most rare thing is his understanding and spirituality. As a liberal arts major, Jin Er never mechanically applied the principles of books. All his opinions were filtered by the brain before the feedback came back. We once sorted out his chat, which was a wonderful and vivid paper. Because of work, Ginger is used to shuttling and falling calmly, with dust on her shoulders. When chatting with him about rural scenery and semi-secluded island life, Kim's face is full of childlike obsession and yearning, which is his ideal home and a resting place for his tired mind. He sighed more than once: Yongjia nanxi river is really a beautiful place, but it's a pity that money has never been enough. If only I could buy a small farmhouse and land there and live there!
Jin Er, who is calm and quiet, should be a person with strong inner control desire. Therefore, he is an arbitrary online beast fighter and never gives up! 1, Jin Er talks about things, and he will certainly be practical and pragmatic. His field of expertise is well-founded, which convinces countless audiences, no less than that of a famous teacher. 2. When an opponent refutes or makes mistakes, Jin Er is also a master of stealing concepts. For example, he changed one topic to another. 3. When the subject is completely questioned and refuted, he will take the initiative to directly question the IQ of the other party and disdain to argue with it, which will often make the other party feel ashamed and retreat without a fight. 4. When Jin Er hates or dislikes a person, he no longer controls himself, speaks extremely vulgar and despicable words, and makes abnormal and crazy insults like a bitch. I was so angry that I even sent out red envelopes hundreds of times. I hope others will support him and expel others from the group! Wandering! 5, boring, often because of a sentence, a small matter, or talking to himself, or a short period of shocking the world, Jin Er suddenly felt redundant, or felt that she was so disdainful of interacting with people, and then retired, like Daiyu, coming and going!
Ginger advocates freedom. Of course, nothing can bind him! Recently, I have often been stuck in the hospital, unwilling to leave, only for my seriously ill parents. Ginger doesn't care that her elder is terminally ill, but she still can't help laughing: My father is running out of time. What I want to do, what I can do is to spend more time with him, at most, only for a few months. After my parents are gone, I broke these pains and concerns!
Ginger, who sits next to me, is gentle and elegant, and is naturally intelligent. Jin Er admits that he has severe depression, and has repeatedly debated the many benefits of depression. Depression divides Ginger into two individuals, who tear at each other in division and opposition. I think this may be the reason why he is 90% normal in reality and 60% abnormal in the network. For such a childlike middle-aged man, I admire and sigh! I don't know Jin Er's specific economic situation, but I feel that he should be richer materially, happier spiritually and more advanced socially. Otherwise, the environment should owe him! Although, Jin Er simply disdains the world!
Under the dim light of night, Ginger walked happily with a backpack on her back. The dark moon was covered with his figure. The young golden ear is like a high school student who comes home from evening study. I am full of pity for such a childlike middle-aged man! Actually, I don't deserve it
Second, the dog egg poplar root
I wanted to be with Yang Gen a long time ago, but I was laughed at as soon as I met him, considering his extraordinary knowledge and fearing the cultural gap between them. I feel a sense of relief when I hear that Yang Gen is getting married and decorating the house. I lied to myself: I must be busy, busy getting married and busy decorating. Let's just wait a few days. A few days later, I saw Yang Gen chatting in the group and said that he was already very idle, so I crustily skin of head contacted him. Yang Gen said: OK, these days will be fine. I am free every day. Even if you do, it's just a formality. I'm not busy. . Amazing honesty! So I made an appointment with Gong Hu, Xiao P and others.
For a long time, I thought Ma Yun was the ugliest man until Yang Gen appeared! Yang Gen is too thin because he can't eat. He even quipped that it was a waste and a hooligan to surpass 30 yuan's rice standard. So he eats like a chicken pecking at rice, and he is full after pecking a few times. Yang Gen's dialogue is very funny. He smiled and showed some rabbit teeth. Ugly and cute! Yang Gen's clothes are very untidy. Because of the hot weather, the trousers he wears are rolled up one by one, which is funny and uncoordinated, further highlighting his ugliness! An upright man is open and poised, why are you trimming? From this point of view, Yang Gen is a gentleman!
Yang Gen is a man who doesn't write talent on his face. Only through careful contact and the brilliance reflected by the glasses on his nose can he realize his profound wisdom. Yang Gen, a native of Shaoxing, was born in a junior high school because he was young and poor. Now I am teaching in Wenzhou University, majoring in classical architecture and an architect, and I have my own studio. Yang Gen loves reading as if books were his only interest. It can be said responsibly that Yang Gen's knowledge storage ability is absolutely first-class in China. History, philosophy, etc. From primitive society to modern times, from China to foreign countries to the world, and traveling all over China and the West, you can learn and master the details at will. As for architectural design, it is his specialty, so there is no need to mention it. Therefore, he is the only one who proudly worships Ginger. Jin Er has two major feelings: 1. Learning is like Yang Gen, in fact, junior high school learning is enough! 2. If you have any questions about history, you can ask Yang Gen. If you can't even answer Yang Gen, you don't need Baidu. Must be the wrong question!
Yang Gen is about 37 years old and self-taught. I wonder how such a thin body can have so much knowledge. Is he a genius like Huang's wife in The Legend of the Condor Heroes? Only when you have the ability to remember, can you have a big belly!
Yang Gen doesn't talk much because he can't talk about alcohol and tobacco. He sat quietly, listened carefully to what others were saying and didn't interrupt easily. If you ask him a topic, he will also analyze it with you seriously until you fully understand that he has his own witty and humorous way and speaks easily and naturally. Yang Gen occasionally writes articles, but the content is rough and obscure, which is more difficult to understand than classical Chinese. Therefore, we all try our best to criticize his article. No one can really read the whole article, and Yang Gen doesn't refute it. He also found his article boring. Like others, his article is only for himself. Living in your own world and writing about your own world is also carefree!
Yang Gen's way of chatting in the group is also self-contained. He likes to use clauses and rows of clauses, which is very fast. When he narrates, he is focused, no one is watching, and he neatly occupies the whole screen. Sometimes he thinks typing is too troublesome, so he simply uses pronunciation. When he has fully expressed it, there is already a lot of information. Finally, he will say: I am only responsible for outputting the information in words.
Yang Gen seldom argued with others, and because few people dared to argue with him, he made a long speech, made cartoons and laughed at himself, euphemistically saying: I am a mouth addict! But in four cases, Yang Gen will spare no effort to argue with others:
1, the opponent is really knowledgeable and matches it.
2, the opponent is too nonsense, distorting the facts and arguing irrationally.
3. Help and protect your recognized friends.
4. Raise the jurisdiction of the customs staff.
Of course, Yang Gen is as keen as a hunter on current events and social forms. Yang Gen said with a smile: This may be an occupational disease inherited from his ancestor Shaoxing. He speaks and criticizes, dares to speak and criticize, touches the key and hurts people everywhere! On one occasion, Yang Gen Lu Yu was a big guy who was drunk and drunk. Unexpectedly, a woman wrestled in the street. Yang Gen strode to the front, pulled away the woman, looked up at the tall drinker, waded in, denounced loudly and pushed forward step by step. The drinker was shocked by the emaciated Yang Gen, who was sluggish for a long time and fled angrily! Yang Gen is really a weak scholar, but the scholar spirit he cashed in has a tendency to regret the mountain and exclude others!
Yang Gen has no concept of money, which is almost ignored; Yang Gen is full of loyalty to his recognized friends; Yang Gen hates an individual most, because politics is the dirtiest profession in the world, and a clean and tidy person can't hide the slightest dirt. So there is a group friend with the same surname in the group. As long as he speaks, no matter right or wrong, Yang Gen will be sarcastic and sharp. Yang Gen admits that no matter how depraved he is, he will not take charge of it. How much should he live against his will? Ordinary people, it is good to live, complain, control their emotions, and be their own masters, which is happiness!
Yang Gen is a person with no special interests and hobbies, and he doesn't care much about anything. I once thought, in real life, would he be boring? What will the woman who marries him look like? What does she love about him? Will he know how to raise a pregnant wife?
When we met for the second time, Yang Gen brought his wife, fair-skinned, gentle and lovely, and Shu Xian was gentle, and her abdomen bulged happily. This couple should be the most ingenious combination of male spiritual beauty and female youthful beauty. Halfway through the dinner, I accidentally saw their husband and wife. Yang Gen is serious every time, carefully adding vegetables to his wife, muttering some words of concern, and his expression is focused! Compared with eating by himself, he is completely different. At this moment, I understood Yang Gen, who is a person who can "forget me". With keen research and study on friends, relatives and himself, Yang Gen can achieve the state of selflessness, devote himself wholeheartedly and completely ignore himself! How many people can do this? Can do this to yourself, which woman won't love?
The floating world is prosperous, and we are all wandering in the dust and even sinking into the mud. Yang Gen, a dog egg with high trouser legs and low trouser legs, came to me, and through his lens, he reflected his baby's cleanliness without dust; Also like the ancients who came through time and space. Never touched modern dust at all!
Yang Gen, a pure scholar, a fearless warrior, a simple friend, a selfless husband and a clean man!
Third, local tyrants Yunshan
The memory of Yunshan stems from his analysis of poetry couplets in the group, and wonderful sentences emerge one after another. What is profound is the combination of Yunshan and a dry cleaning factory: ironing clothes thousands of times and washing away the dust in the world. The image is delicious, and Yunshan is happy until the early morning! Yunshantou is a big ring and gold chain, but it is elegant and spits lotus flowers; The big gold chain is shining with dazzling light, but Yunshan says that there is a different kind of peace and coordination. Since then, there has been a local tyrant Yunshan!
In the group, Yunshan rarely talks and occasionally talks for a long time. Somehow, he quit the league, leaving only legends. And I remember that proud speech deeply until the early hours of the morning!
A few months later, Yunshan returned, true colors, less words. People often miss him, especially Xu, the "first gifted scholar" from the provincial capital. He loves books, is well-read and proficient in Zhuangzi, and is an engineer. I don't like writing poems and songs, but I still like narcissism and I like to let Yunshan correct me. Yunshan cherishes words like gold. Just saying a word or two will make the finishing point, but I don't want to say any more. If you don't ask for it, Yunshan simply keeps silent. I feel itchy and helpless!
A Rui 'an native, Yunshan, claimed that he didn't graduate from junior high school, and his education was second only to that of Yang Gen. Literature needed edification, and school education and family atmosphere were insufficient. In addition to interest orientation, it is also a matter of persisting in learning and concentrating on research! It is not easy! Another solid basic skill is light, and the gas field is very important. The writing is magical, the spirit is built, and the article is carefully chosen; My poor books are boring and rote, such as robbing thieves and stealing traces. Although you can write, it is also embarrassing, and it is difficult to make a scandal. Yunshan wrote that when the stone is turned into gold, the epiphany and spirituality of words should be innate. Bamboo is a gift when it is underground! Therefore, the decay and magic of the article are controlled by the author!
In Wenzhou, Yunshan is recognized as the "first assistant". What's the value of showing off your title? Yunshan asked: the name of emptiness? Useful and ashamed! If there is an event, Yunshan is always hired as a judge and referee, which is hard to shirk. Yunshan cried bitterly, but he could only accept part of his fate. Because Yunshan didn't attend, the level of activity specifications dropped instantly, so he didn't want to do this. Whenever praised, Yunshan is frightened and asserts that there are countless experts outside, and we are well frogs!
Knowing that Yunshan is currently a primary school teacher, I think Yunshan is a great talent. He must be working for a university and is also a hot industry. Unexpectedly, Fengling Primary School is 60 kilometers away from Ruian City. It is a characteristic school. Located in Niangniang Palace, Dacang Village, Shuanglongxi. It was rebuilt in 2004. In order to become the most exquisite school in Ryan, Yunshan actually works here! Scared, the village primary school teacher, too close! It is true that children and teenagers are lovely to teach, but how can what they learn compare with Yunshan? I discussed this matter with Yunshan. Yunshan said: However, what I have learned is completely divorced from the teaching content, and the children can't learn what I have learned. But I am a teacher, focusing on the way of teaching and output, so that students can accept input happily and effectively, which is my thinking!
University parenting, Longxiang Shoal, during which there are joys and sorrows, but no results!
You are so talented, why don't you give lectures and make a special issue? For example, a famous teacher in Wenzhou, who teaches primary school composition in a large class, is famous and asks scholars to flock. Without acquaintances, he can't go to school. A famous teacher naturally teaches well, gains a good reputation and gains a lot! Yun Shanjun, why not give it a try? It's always better to mix Buron with streams. Hearing this, Yunshan politely interrupted, saying that professors are not as capable as famous teachers and cannot be expected. In addition, I am used to living in Fengling, and I prefer the pure and innocent environment with my children. You can plant flowers and trees hand in hand in winter and summer vacation, and live up to Dong Jun! As for the economy, the income is average, but there are fruits and vegetables, poultry and wild animals; There are canteens in schools, vendors in villages, villagers and parents of students. They often give whatever they have! Money doesn't cost much! There are different opinions from the outside world, and finally the function of money is infinitely expanded, leading to disputes! The more happiness money brings, the more pain it brings! And wind chimes, survival is big, simplicity is big!
Yunshan is immune, and happiness is king among children. During the winter and summer vacations, I was also at school. Because there are many left-behind children, home will eventually become an abstract concept! Yunshan can drink, likes food and is good at cooking. I'm salivating and having a good chat! As a beautiful woman, I feel the same way. The food must not live up to it! Yunshan's friends set up shop in Rui 'an, and they all invited Yunshan to taste wine, and Yunshan followed suit! Once, Yunshan talked to me about oysters. A friend of Yunshan showed me frozen oysters. Yunshan tasted it carefully, and I don't know if it is fresh or frozen. Don't understand, disdain? Yunshan has fallen to this day! Drunk!
There are mountains and waters in Fengling Primary School, with 7 teachers 17, 5 with intermediate titles and 2 with primary titles 12. Master 1, undergraduate 13, junior college 3, official data. The so-called talented people, but before this diploma and professional title, Yun Shanjun has long stood out?
The stream is green, and so is the water.
The wild path is shaded and the flowers are overflowing!
People live in old houses and the moon, bananas should rain instead of sunny!
Talk to Yunshan the most! That is a rare and precious fate between men! Because the views and interests are the same. So Yunshan said to wait for me in front of the old railway station, and I saw it from a distance! Good health, strong body, bearded, heroic man, known for many years!
Yunshan is a heavy drinker, but unfortunately he has given up drinking! Know Wenzhou and Yunshan very well! It turned out that Yun Shanjun opened a consignment department in Wenzhou, which was purely accidental! No wonder Gong Hu, Ginger and Yang Genxi made fun of Yunshan's Jianghu background and called them Big Brother! Anyone who knows Wenzhou knows that the social network support of the consignment department is complicated. Yunshan is good at poking fun at leisure. This story is neither proud nor humiliating! During this period, I made a lot of friends, very close, and they all have excellent relationships! Therefore, as for edification, Yunshan is full of extraordinary pride and domineering in appearance, manners, speech and poetry!
Today's scholars, once Jianghu, are completely different. Yunshan Jun has always been calm! Any profession, except taking it calmly, is stable. Yunshan has found happiness, never complaining and never showing off! He enjoys every process of life, follows every process of life, and is happy!
Your heart is like an ancient well, not water, and the peak is like a bamboo pole in autumn.
Life is like a reverse journey, and I am also a pedestrian!