Zhao Benshan, 1957 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province. Comedy performance artist, national first-class actor, sketch actor, professor of Northeast Errenzhuan. The following are the classic funny quotations of Zhao Benshan sketches compiled by DL for everyone. Let's take a quick look at it together!
Classic funny quotations from Zhao Benshan's sketches
1. demo, take off your vest, I still recognize you.
I have been looking for happiness all my life. When I get old, I will understand. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is pain.
3. Walking away hurts self-esteem, and self-esteem hurts self-esteem.
4. Use the cup first, then use the cup, and blow the bottle with a small mouth.
5. With the last meal, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis.
6. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you seem to be illegal.
7. Eyes are spinach in autumn.
8. Thousands of houses, sleeping three feet;
9. People are like flowers in a flowerpot; Life is a mess!
10. No matter how well the house is repaired, it is also a temporary residence! That little box is your permanent home!
1 1. The distance has widened and the beauty is gone! Don't make a hullabaloo about while eating, make a phone call? Hello! The meal is ok. Let's come down and miss the west.
12. I'm afraid that if no one teaches me, sticky bean curd will fall from the sky.
13. Big head and thick neck, either rich or cooking.
14. How can there be such a big gap between two cohabiting couples?
15. Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.
16. Ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.
17. Don't mess around, just dig out our IQ and weigh it, which is two kilograms heavier than you.
18. The foot of my bed shines so brightly that the glass falls in love with frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.
19. Life is numbered, up to 36,000 days; Everyone who has a house and an object knows that under normal circumstances, if you say the word idiot, it is 80%.
20. If you let a blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all; You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng, but he couldn't reach his mouth.
2 1. It is fatal for mice to make money as escorts for cats.
22. Who says my face looks like a shoehorn? This is a typical pig kidney face.
23. The peddler crippled him, and the peddler cheated him. If I don't finish him in ten minutes today, I can't be a teacher with you two!
24. Without the working people, what you eat and wear does not touch the people, and you also boast that the working people are the greatest!
Further reading
About Zhao Benshan.
Zhao Benshan, 1957 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province. Comedy performance artist, national first-class actor, sketch actor, professor of Northeast Errenzhuan, member of CPPCC, member of China Quyi Artists Association, member of all-china youth federation [1], chairman of Benshan Media Group. [2-3] 2016 65438+1October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.
1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop. 1990 began to set foot on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening for fifteen consecutive years. 1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award. In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated? Green duet? , and created a performance? Green duet? Mainly? Liu Laogen big stage? . 20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage. Served as the deputy director and director of language programs of 20 14 CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
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