Seeing this topic, I laughed, because this sentence is my grandfather's mantra, and I didn't expect anyone to ask this question. Although this sentence is somewhat exaggerated, I personally think it is quite reasonable.
When I was a child, I couldn't help but fart every time I ate flatulent food such as beans and potatoes. My fart is loud and smelly when I have a bad stomach or eat something wrong. Every time you fart, you will attract friends' annoying eyes and even swear words, then you will stay away from you, and then you will come back when the fart smell is gone, repeatedly warning you not to fart at will.
Sometimes in class, I often hear the harsh fart that my classmates can't help but endure in a quiet classroom. Finally, you looked at me and I looked at you, but I didn't admit that I put it myself.
So, when I was a child, I thought everyone had a story about "fart"! And my grandfather doesn't laugh every time he farts, and he says confidently, "How can people eat whole grains without farting?" Farting means that gastrointestinal motility is good, digestion is good and health is good, so farting is reasonable and farting is guilty! "Say that finish oneself can't help laughing.
Grandpa explained that the saying that "a fart has a thousand medicines" in rural areas is actually reasonable. Traditional Chinese medicine believes that the physiological function of human five stomachs and six viscera is "the pain is unreasonable, the pain is unreasonable, the diarrhea cannot be hidden, and the movement cannot be static". Therefore, Chinese medicine advocates "communication" as the basic principle for treating acute abdomen.
So farting is a normal physiological need and is very beneficial to people's health. If a person doesn't fart all day long, or doesn't fart all year round, then his stomach will definitely be uncomfortable and there will be problems.
Anyone who has undergone gastrectomy or appendicitis surgery knows that doctors often ask patients to rub their stomachs in order to promote intestinal peristalsis and fart. Only when they fart can they eat.
Doctors often say that frequent farting after successful operation is closely related to digestive dysfunction and gastrointestinal hepatobiliary dysfunction. Generally speaking, farting is an indication to test whether the intestine is unobstructed. If you don't fart for a few days after operation, not only the patient is in a hurry, but even the doctor is in a hurry.
In daily life, if the stomach is not smooth, you can take medicines for digestion and stomach strengthening, and you can also cook some medicated diets, such as stinky ginseng, angelica, seven leaves and one flower, etc., which have the effects of tonifying the middle warmer, smoothing qi, promoting fluid production, dredging collaterals and helping digestion, and are also the most farting medicinal materials. After eating them, you will feel that your stomach is smooth and comfortable.
So, when you feel fart in your body, you don't have to endure it and let it out freely, because the three things you enjoy most in life are "fart, burp and sneeze", right?
"Fart look at others, smelly fart doesn't ring, loud fart doesn't stink, and serial fart stinks. These are all about "fart" today. I saw a sentence in the countryside for the first time, called "the medicine fee of a fart". Does this fart really have the function of strengthening health care? Later, I also looked it up online, and I don't think it is necessarily reasonable.
Farting is the discharge of nitrogen, hydrogen sulfide, ammonia and other waste gases produced by bacterial decomposition residues in human intestines. If a normal person farts five to ten times a day, it is good for the human body. Although farting sometimes makes you feel embarrassed, you will feel embarrassed. But farting can reduce flatulence. As long as the fart rings, your flatulence symptoms will be relieved.
It can also keep the colon healthy and prevent diseases. If you find that your fart stinks, the frequency of fart becomes higher, or you vomit when you fart, then you'd better see a doctor, because your health indicates that there is something wrong with your colon. Anyway, there is some truth in what the old people say about a fart and a thousand medicines.
Zheng Laofart said that he always farted and it hurt, so his mother named him Zheng Laofart. At this time, Bai Jingqi cocked his ass and farted, which shocked half the street. At this time, Zheng Laofart said enviously, "I can't blame your family for being lucky. As soon as you listen to this fart, you know that you are a blessed person! "
In fact, Zheng Laofart, who fought side by side with Bai Jingqi, finally got sick. In order to make Bai Jingqi happy, he dragged his sick body and ate two Jin of pancake meat, and then died. On the other hand, after all kinds of storms here in Bai Jingqi, he was still hale and hearty, and finally lived to be over 90 years old. By comparing Bai Jingqi's Fart with Zheng Lao's, we can see that "one fart is worth thousands of poisons" is indeed reasonable!
In fact, this truth is the same as that of patients who have had surgery now. Although farting is not elegant, it shows that the body is ventilated, the digestive system is back to normal work, and the operation is successful. It can be said that farting is a detoxification process. You should know that the prescriptions of ancient famous doctors often have the effect of ventilation and detoxification. From the point of view of modern medicine, ass belongs to the digestive products of human body and the gas produced by the decomposition of anaerobic bacteria and aerobic bacteria, which contains a lot of nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide. If these gases are not excreted and stay in the body, it is easy to cause depression and gastrointestinal diseases.
People who fart happily generally have a good stomach. They can eat and drink without taboos, and there is no taboo for hot and cold meat. After eating, they farted and felt relaxed. If you don't fart often, it will not only cause abdominal pain and bloating, but also cause serious intestinal root obstruction. So don't hold your breath in the future. This is a sign of good health, don't be embarrassed! Alone in a very, very serious situation, endure it in order not to delay things!
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There are always so many wonderful old sayings in the countryside, such as a pair of sheep eggs and seven pairs of medicine, and sparrow excrement is also medicine, and there is even a saying that fart pays for medicine. Everything in the countryside seems to be medicine. Let's see if you dare to enter!
It's really an exaggeration to buy medicine with fart money. I'm sick, can I treat it with a fart? How to collect fart? Tie a plastic bag behind your ass, or a plastic bottle, aim at the bottle mouth when farting, and then quickly cover and seal it?
If it is really saved, how can I take it to play its role of paying for medicine? Is it taken orally, swallowed with a big mouth, or inhaled with a big nose at the mouth of the bottle?
It's impossible to think about it, it's funny for no reason! When did fart become a magic medicine? Tracing back to the source, fart is actually the gas in our stomach. The waste gas produced by food fermentation gives off a charming smell and is finally discharged into the air from the anus. In the final analysis, it is the useless smell in the body, and there is no drug effect at all!
If we have to say that this statement makes sense, I'm afraid we can only look at it this way. Farting means that the intestines are unblocked, and there are no problems such as intestinal obstruction and intussusception, which can be solved like taking medicine.
Why do doctors always ask you this question after operation: Did you fart today? Because farting means defecation is smooth!
There is an old saying in the countryside that "a fart pays 1000 yuan for medicine". Although it is exaggerated, do you think it is reasonable?
Seeing this topic, I laughed, because this sentence is my grandfather's mantra, and I didn't expect anyone to ask this question. Although this sentence is somewhat exaggerated, I personally think it is quite reasonable.
When I was a child, I couldn't help but fart every time I ate flatulent food such as beans and potatoes. My fart is loud and smelly when I have a bad stomach or eat something wrong. Every time you fart, you will attract friends' annoying eyes and even swear words, then you will stay away from you, and then you will come back when the fart smell is gone, repeatedly warning you not to fart at will.
Sometimes in class, I often hear the harsh fart that my classmates can't help but endure in a quiet classroom. Finally, you looked at me and I looked at you, but I didn't admit that I put it myself.
So, when I was a child, I thought everyone had a story about "fart"! And my grandfather doesn't laugh every time he farts, and he says confidently, "How can people eat whole grains without farting?" Farting means that gastrointestinal motility is good, digestion is good and health is good, so farting is reasonable and farting is guilty! "Say that finish oneself can't help laughing.
Grandpa explained that the saying that "a fart has a thousand medicines" in rural areas is actually reasonable. Traditional Chinese medicine believes that the physiological function of human five stomachs and six viscera is "the pain is unreasonable, the pain is unreasonable, the diarrhea cannot be hidden, and the movement cannot be static". Therefore, Chinese medicine advocates "communication" as the basic principle for treating acute abdomen.
So farting is a normal physiological need and is very beneficial to people's health. If a person doesn't fart all day long, or doesn't fart all year round, then his stomach will definitely be uncomfortable and there will be problems.
Anyone who has undergone gastrectomy or appendicitis surgery knows that doctors often ask patients to rub their stomachs in order to promote intestinal peristalsis and fart. Only when they fart can they eat.
Doctors often say that frequent farting after successful operation is closely related to digestive dysfunction and gastrointestinal hepatobiliary dysfunction. Generally speaking, farting is an indication to test whether the intestine is unobstructed. If you don't fart for a few days after operation, not only the patient is in a hurry, but even the doctor is in a hurry.
In daily life, if the stomach is not smooth, you can take medicines for digestion and stomach strengthening, and you can also cook some medicated diets, such as stinky ginseng, angelica, seven leaves and one flower, etc., which have the effects of tonifying the middle warmer, smoothing qi, promoting fluid production, dredging collaterals and helping digestion, and are also the most farting medicinal materials. After eating them, you will feel that your stomach is smooth and comfortable.
So, when you feel fart in your body, you don't have to endure it and let it out freely, because the three things you enjoy most in life are "fart, burp and sneeze", right?
People eat whole grains, how can they not talk about it? Farting is for ventilation, it's not good not to fart! Too much fart is not good! What is just right? Let me tell you something.
First of all, make sure it makes sense.
1. Farting after illness indicates that the condition has improved. Farting is a sign of recovery. What patients expect most after operation is farting as soon as possible. As long as they can breathe, it means that the operation is successful and they can eat, which is also a sign of recovery.
Children don't fart for a long time, but adults don't worry about farting. Children often feel bloated, burping and anorexia because they eat too much, or eat too much cold food. At this time, adults are very anxious. I hope children fart more and ventilate more.
3. Foreign fart appraisers will give the patient a thumbs-up if they smell the fart correctly. This profession is so hard. I smell all kinds of smelly farts every day, and sooner or later I will be smoked by them.