Holding the next medical book, I read all the related contents in one breath. Then, I lazily turned over the pages and made a rough study of my illness. I didn't know I had the disease until I had seen a series of symptoms.
I sat there stunned and in despair. After a while, I picked up the book and turned it over. Turn to typhoid fever-look at its symptoms carefully and find yourself suffering from typhoid fever again. I must have been suffering from this for months, but I still don't know what to do. I wonder what else is wrong with me.
Speaking of chorea, I found that, as I expected, I also suffer from this disease. I became interested in my illness and decided to get to the bottom of it. I began to check one by one in alphabetical order-turning to malaria, I knew I had some symptoms of malaria, and I would enter an acute attack in two weeks; Turning to glomerulonephritis, I am a little relieved-I am only mild, and as far as the current situation is concerned, I still have a few years to live. In addition, I was infected with cholera and had serious complications. In my opinion, diphtheria is a congenital disease. I took the trouble to look up all 26 letters and found that the only disease I didn't get was anterior patellar joint capsulitis.
At first, I was quite sad about it, and my heart seemed a little lost. Why didn't I get patellar bursitis? However, after a while, my heart gradually opened up. I think, pharmacologically speaking, don't I have other common diseases? If there is no patellar bursitis, forget it! Anyway, gout is the advanced stage of malignant tumor. I was lost in thought. I think, from a medical point of view, I am a very interesting case, and I am an extremely rare case for medical students! Students don't have to go to the hospital for internship if they have me-I am their "internship hospital". All they have to do is learn from me, and then they can get their diplomas.
I don't know how long I can live. I have to do a self-examination. I felt my pulse. At first, I couldn't feel anything, and soon my pulse suddenly jumped again. I took out my pocket watch and counted my pulse, which was about 140 times per minute. I touched my heart again and found that it had stopped beating! Later, I gradually realized that my heart was still there, and it didn't stop beating, but I couldn't explain it. I looked at my tongue-I stuck it out as much as I could, closed one eye and examined it with the other. I can only see the tip of my tongue, and the only gain is that I am more sure that I have scarlet fever than before.
When I walked into the reading room, I was a healthy and happy person; After I came out, I became a weak and seriously ill patient.
So I went to see the doctor again. He is my good friend. He felt my pulse, looked at the tip of my tongue, and then inexplicably talked about the weather. Then he asked, "What's the matter with you?"
I said, "Dude, I won't tell you what's wrong with me, wasting so much time." However, I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with me-I don't have anterior patellar capsulitis, but I have everything else. "
I also told him truthfully how I found these diseases.
Then he unbuttoned my clothes, grabbed one of my wrists and slammed it on my chest; Then stick your forehead on me. Finally, he sat down, wrote a prescription, folded it and handed it to me. I took it, stuffed it in my pocket and went out.
I went straight to the nearest drugstore. The pharmacist looked at the prescription and returned it. //He said that he would not accept the prescription. //"Are you a pharmacist?" I asked.
"I am a pharmacist. If I open a cooperative store and a family hotel, I can help you. But I'm just a pharmacist, and there's nothing I can do. "
I looked at the prescription, which said, "Take one pound of steak and one pint of bitter beer every six hours;" Walk ten miles every morning; Go to bed at eleven o'clock every night. Besides, don't put things in your head that you don't understand.