Location: At home
Character: Huizai-male-factory worker
Full brother-male-factory safety manager
Eiko-female-factory safety manager, Huizai's girlfriend.
Environment: There are several desks and chairs, a TV set and flowers in the vase. (Hui, Quan, in the room)
Huizai: (singing a little sad) "I said I loved you yesterday, but I hate you today." I am like the flower that was blown to the ground by the wind. I fell in love with you for what, fell in love with you for what, and was abandoned for what. " . . . . . . "
Brother Quan: Huizai, you sing so sadly. Are you lovelorn?
Keiko: Hey! I secretly smoked a cigarette in the non-smoking section of the factory the day before yesterday, because I was addicted for a while. I showed it to you, saying that it must be fined 100 yuan according to the regulations. This is terrible. My girlfriend is also a security administrator. After she found out, she met me on the road without even looking at her eyes. I bought flowers several times, but she ignored me. What do you think I can do?
Brother Quan: Huizai, you and I have been friends for many years. Needless to say, you know that I am the safety manager of the factory. Of course, if you violate the rules and regulations, you will be punished. It's also to give you a deeper understanding. All right, I'll give you a plan. Maybe she will make up with you.
Huizai: Hehe, old friends who have been together for several years are not entangled. What's the plan?
Brother Quan: I heard that your girlfriend's factory is going to hold a literary activity to promote smoking ban recently. When you were studying, Huizi was a famous literary backbone in the whole school. If you can help her do a good job in the publicity of smoking ban, I think you will have a chance to make up with her.
(Eiko, call at the door, Baiyun, are you there? )
Brother Quan: Is this Eiko? That's a true story. Speak of the devil.
Huizi: (a little surprised and flustered) Yes, yes, Eiko is here. I'll get the door.
Eiko: (waving a fan in front of his face) Why are you still smoking? This is a bad habit.
Keiko: It's good of you to come, Eiko. what can I do for you?
Eiko: You are so beautiful! I came to see your sister Baiyun.
Keiko: My sister said she would go to class tonight and won't be back until 9: 30. Would you please wait here? Oh, I want you to meet my old classmate. His name is Quan Ge, and he is the safety manager of the factory.
Eiko: Hello, Brother Quan.
Brother Quan: Hello, my name is Quan. I heard Huizai say that you are also the safety manager of the factory, and you are going to hold a literary activity to promote smoking ban. How's it going?
(Brother Quan sends tea before talking to Eiko, saying that Eiko drinks tea. )
Eiko: Thank you. Brother Quan, I'm worried about this problem. I really don't know how to do it. Can you give me some advice?
Brother Quan: (Laughter) Look, there is not a literary propagandist in this room, and he has good experience, so don't you ask him?
Eiko: Who is it?
Brother Quan: (laughs) Huizai.
Eiko: Hum, he, I don't care about her. Who told him to violate the rules and discipline and criticize and fine the leaders?
Huizi: (a little foolishly) I was wrong about Yinghe. (pause) Just now, I heard you say that we should hold a literary activity to promote smoking ban. I thought about it. Why don't we hold a prize-winning activity, publish some couplets of poems, and post them for everyone to participate in the couplets, which may be concise and enjoyable. How's it going?
Brother Quan: OK, Eiko. I told you Huizi had an idea.
Eiko: Good is good, but Huizi, why don't you tell me some couplets first?
Huizai: (Laughter) Okay, listen, the first part is "throwing hands and throwing RMB;
Eiko: What is the second couplet? Go ahead, go ahead.
Brother Quan: I tell you, the second couplet is "smoking nicotine."
Eiko: Wow, this is really an interesting couplet to illustrate that smoking is not only a waste of money, but also harmful to health.
Huizai: What's more, it is said that Qi Baishi always carried a pipe and a cigarette case with him when he was young. Every time he paints, he always smokes a few cigarettes first. Later, at the suggestion of a friend, he decided to quit smoking and wrote a pair of couplets to quit smoking: you have heard that "smoke goes with water;" Poetry comes from the stomach. "
Eiko: Qi Baishi's poems are really the finishing touch. You were right when I came out. "Faith is what people say, and people should be trusted. You must keep your promise. "
Brother Quan: Haha, I know this is a carefully written spelling couplet written by a wife who repeatedly persuaded her lover to quit smoking. Let me say the next sentence, "Smoking is the cause of fire, so smoking is a common phenomenon and fire should be stopped."
Huizi: OK, it's interesting to be neat and tidy. (turns to Eiko) Aren't you angry with me?
Eiko: I won't be angry with you if you can match the following couplets. If you can't do it well, just. . . . .
Hui Zi: (laughs) All right, you go ahead.
Eiko: Listen to the first couplet (take out a couplet made of red cloth and hold it high with your hand): "Smoke flies, fog flies and dreams are all right and wrong;" Right?
Keiko: (feeling a little cold) It's a little difficult, a little difficult. How can this be right? Brother Quan, help the younger brother, help the younger brother, hurry up, or you'll really break the pot.
Brother Quan: Keiko, I really don't know what to do now. Nothing can be done, nothing can be done. (Laughter)
Eiko: (Laughter) Well, Huizi allows you to sign up with the leaders and employees present below.
Keiko: Really, all right. (Speaking to the stage) Leaders, uncles, aunts, big brothers and big sisters, please do your best to help Wang hoop the pot. My couplet has a prize.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Later people said couplets.
Huizai: (holding a pair of bottom couplets made of red cloth) Look at the couplets. "The longer you stay, the more worried I am."
Brother Quan: Huizai, you earned it. The words "flying", "not", "leisure" and "worry" in couplets are homophonic, humorous, profound and intriguing.
Huizi: Eiko, how good is this couplet? Do you forgive me?
Eiko: Not bad! Wonderful pen brings flowers, but you must obey the law and work safely from now on.
Huizi: Eiko, we are a little tired after a night of drama performance. I, I'd like to invite you to the Green Island Cafe for coffee.
Eiko: (stands up from his chair and slightly raises his left hand with a little coquetry) He hasn't come yet. Like a stupid goose.
Keiko: Yes, yes. (Pick up the flowers on the table and give them to Eiko, holding Eiko's left hand with his right hand, and walk backstage together, then wave back to the audience and say) Goodbye! Bye.
Brother Quan: Huizai, you don't even care about your old friends. You really value sex more than friends. (Walking backstage)
The whole play is over.