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Today is the weekend, and the breath of life comes to my face. In the last week, the program "Couple Theater" which I participated in recording has been broadcast in some places in China. I am very grateful to those strangers who left messages here to bless us. Every word you said touched us very much.
Some friends who didn't see the program left messages saying that they wanted to know the content of the program. Now I haven't got the CD of the program in my hand, only the lyrics (subtitles) sent by the director are thought of, and the concerned friends can have a look at them when they are free. Friends who don't pay attention can easily skip it.
Because the subtitle draft has no name, no punctuation and unclear paragraphs, it is really time-consuming to sort it out, and I have to go to the radio station to do a program at night, so I have to upload a part first. I'll sort it out and send it out one after another these two days.
Here, I wish the friends who saw this post a happy weekend! I wish all lovers in the world are good, and all good people have feelings!
Lovers Theater Text Edition
( 1)
Ying Da: Hello, audience friends! Welcome to the Bosideng Couples Theater on time. Not surprisingly, many of my film and TV colleagues have started blogs now, which have attracted the attention of many of their fans. But now there is such a person who specializes in writing on the grid, and his blog has attracted more people, even more than10 million hits, which has attracted the attention of many foreign media. This is a very strange thing. So who is this person? Next, please welcome our guest couple today-Dong Lu and Hu Yan!
Ying Da: Hello, Dong Lu. Welcome to our Bosideng Couples Theater. Then let's skip the children and tell your marriage story first. How did you two meet in the first place?
Dong Lu: Last September. ...
Ying Da: You only met last September? Believe it or not, the baby is eight months pregnant.
Dong Lu: Because I am older than you. ...
Ying Da: How old can you be?
Dong Lu: Indeed, since the front is delayed, let's catch up with the back. (Laughter)
Ying Da: You're holding on too tight! (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Last September, I had a good friend who probably knew Huang Jianxiang well. One night he called me and said, come out and sing! Because I sing well. ...
Ying Da: He asked you to go mainly to make his face.
Dong Lu: Yes, hold the table (laughs). Then on a long bench, I sat on one side and she sat on the other. ...
Ying Da: It belongs to two wallflowers. (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Then I was a little strange. Why is everyone else singing, dancing and playing? Why do some people, like me, don't want to sing, dance or play?
Hu Yan: The first thing he said to me seemed to be "Have you ever been an athlete?"
Ying Da: That's how the porcelain sleeve started. Let's learn a trick. Xiao Hu, have you practiced sports?
Hu Yan: Actually, I really practice track and field, so I chatted with him.
Ying Da: Dong Lu, do you see a kind of heroic spirit peculiar to athletes in her?
Dong Lu: Most people who have practiced sports actually have a very simple thing, and their bodies have a strong feeling. Look at her now. She walks faster than me.
Ying Da: Look at you. You can't catch up with a pregnant woman. You write football! (Laughter) I found this set of porcelain cut very well, and I got started right away.
Hu Yan: Then we talked for a while.
Ying Da: So you left him the code.
Hu Yan: He asked me the size.
Dong Lu: I asked around first. After 20 minutes, the feedback said that her name was Hu Yan, a native of Hunan, studying at the Film Academy ... I said how did you come, and she said that she took a taxi. I'm telling you, if you drink too much, I have to leave early anyway. If you want to leave early, I'll take you home.
Ying Da: That's a bit suspicious. You took a girl because she was drunk ... (Laughter).
Dong Lu: I wouldn't say so if she hadn't been drunk.
Ying Da: Yes, she didn't fall for it! (Laughter) She was drunk and confused.
Hu Yan: Actually, he didn't send me home.
Dong Lu: You didn't agree?
Hu Yan: I felt dizzy, so I went to the bathroom. As a result, a classmate called me, and then we started talking. We lost track of time. When I came out, everyone left. ...
Dong Lu: After I knew her name, I entered her name in the search when I got home, and then I found some information about her.
Ying Da: What information?
Dong Lu: She won two beauty pageants in Hunan or something. ...
Hu Yan: Then he sent me a message. He asked me if July 16 was my birthday. I was particularly surprised because no one seemed to know my birthday that night. ...
Ying Da: The method of the second chat is wonderful, which makes me doubt that this person is not that simple, and seems to be an old hand. (Laughter).
Dong Lu: Later, she said that she would go to Qingdao for filming in two days, and then she left in a few days. So I said, let's make an appointment to talk. this is ...
Ying Da: Of course not! (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Then the next day, we made an appointment and said we would find a place to talk in the afternoon. I drove out early. As soon as I saw that the time was too early, I drove slowly, but I arrived half an hour early. ...
Ying Da: I said teenage crazy (laughs). At this age, I am still half an hour early. This is the first love. ...
Dong Lu: No, my first love is always two hours early. When I parked the car downstairs where she lived, some bad guys took the manhole cover, and before I stopped, the wheel got stuck. At first glance, I didn't say anything about the car. I'm just wondering: does this indicate that this is a trap? (Laughter)
Ying Da: I didn't provoke you. He said you were a trap.
Dong Lu: I felt this way at that time.
Ying Da: I wish people didn't take you as a trap (laughs). How can you think such a simple girl is a trap?
Dong Lu: No way. I can't lift this car by myself. As soon as I saw the young man with three fruits next to me, I said, give me a hand, every 5 yuan. ...
Ying Da: It's only 5 yuan, and 50 yuan may not be enough!
Dong Lu: No, it's simple. All three of them are very good. As soon as I mentioned them, I sat in and retired. I thought it was ok, but at least I got out of the trap. Then I strolled downstairs, because it was not time yet, and I usually sent it to her soon. I feel sticky when I walk ... You said that this person's current moral level, I stepped on shit ... (Laughter)
Ying Da: This is not the moral level of people, but the low moral level of dogs. (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Under normal circumstances, it should be impossible to step on it, but I was thinking about things and didn't look at the road. ...
Ying Da: You naturally think this is another stinking trap?
Dong Lu: No, I think I'm lucky. How lucky! There is a saying.
Ying Da: I've heard of peach blossom luck, but I've never heard of dog excrement luck.
Dong Lu: There is a shit called Peach Blossom Luck (laughs).
Ying Da: Shit and peach blossoms? Can these two be mixed together? Just make do with it.
Dong Lu: These are two things that happened in half an hour.
Hu Yan: He didn't tell me this when we had tea.
Ying Da: Didn't you smell his feet ... and clean them on the doormat before you came in?
Dong Lu: You can't go in without going in. Downstairs. It will be sent in two or three minutes. I said I arrived, and then she came down. She asked me how long I had been here, and I said I had just arrived. When I think that I have just arrived, I can't say that the wheel is stuck in the hole and stepped on shit, because I don't have time to commit crimes, and I am afraid that I can't make a statement. ...
Hu Yan: I said a lot that day, really.
Ying Da: What did you say?
Hu Yan: Let's talk about my past. I learned to be an athlete when I was a child, but I kept talking about it when I was in college.
Ying Da: How do you know that you have to give this person a complete account?
Hu Yan: Anyway, I think this person gives me an honest feeling. Maybe I couldn't find another topic to talk to him, and then I talked to myself.
Dong Lu: It's almost time for dinner. I said I wanted to have dinner together. A friend just sent me a message saying that her parents are coming and asked me to drive to help me pick them up. In fact, this one also met Xiao Hu that night. I don't know him very well, but I was sent a message saying that Dong Ge could you help me contact my parents? ...
Ying Da: Why do you look so honest? Everyone trusts you so much.
Dong Lu: Actually, I really wanted to continue with her ... because the iron is hot, but I think my friend has this kind ... because I also have parents. ...
Ying Da: Who doesn't have parents? Right? But it's not like our parents will pick them up when we meet them.
Dong Lu: No, if one day you say your parents are coming, let me pick them up. I really will.
Ying Da: My parents are dead. I'm afraid you can't go there. (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Then I can meet them in a few years. (Laughter)
Ying Da: No, no,no. Your child is still young, so don't go yet. (Laughter)
Dong Lu: That's it. I'll get it.
Ying Da: I think maybe if you are an ordinary person, people will think this is a conversation. You have to pick up someone else's father. Yes, do you have any special relationship with her? If this were my wife, she would have scratched it (laughs).
Dong Lu: Then she went to Qingdao to rehearse. It's gone.
Ying Da: Then how can it go on?
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Dong Lu: Start sending.
Hu Yan: Later, maybe he noticed that I didn't reply very much, and it turned into a fight.
Ying Da: I heard the sound directly.
Hu Yan: I didn't talk much at first, but then I slowly talked for more than two hours at a time.
Ying Da: It's clear and interesting.
Dong Lu: It seems that the monthly cost is more than 3,000 yuan.
Ying Da: How do you remember? You talked about a wife of more than 3 thousand. You're too expensive. What's the matter? (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Of course, I want to talk about more than 1,000 yuan. (Laughter)
Ying Da: Do you know that more than 1000 wives fight with you every day? (Laughter) More than 3,000 wives are good ... How can this be like abducting women? Just kidnap. (Laughter) After more than 3,000 yuan, we got to the point? You're already a boyfriend and girlfriend when we meet next time?
Dong Lu: No, no.
Ying Da: Look at this more than 3,000 yuan.
Dong Lu: She always suspected that I was divorced at first.
Ying Da: I'm going to criticize you, Xiao Hu. What's wrong with divorce? I just don't like it (laughs). Don't discriminate against divorced people. Divorced people have good people, but not all bad people (laughs).
Hu Yan: I'm afraid I feel sorry for my parents.
Ying Da: Your parents are biased against divorced people?
Hu Yan: Because they are more traditional.
Ying Da: What your parents mean is that divorced people should find each other again and regroup. But he's not divorced.
Dong Lu: Actually, we sometimes have misunderstandings. On the one hand, it is due to the limitation of communication methods, on the other hand, it is the cultural difference between North and South. She is from the south and I am from the north. She doesn't like to watch Zhao Benshan's short plays, but she likes to watch any plays in Hunan. I said there was no coke in it. For example, if I am joking, she doesn't understand. ...
Hu Yan: I don't think it is funny.
Dong Lu: The last phrase she said to me was "This joke you told is not funny at all". So I stopped talking afterwards.
Ying Da: That's hard. There are differences in age, occupation and language. It is not easy to catch up because we are not in the same place. What should I do? Sending something obscure to Qingdao, or typing something directly, is not particularly clear. There are obstacles.
Dong Lu: Yes, it was very cold in Qingdao for a while, because it was the end of September, and she said there were few clothes. ...
Ying Da: What a great opportunity!
Dong Lu: Yes! Then I said, I'll give you a dress and give it to you. I will drive myself to the shopping center. I want clothes. I will put on everything I lack. Maybe the little girl should choose what kind of clothes. I can't describe them clearly. I can only tell her what color they are. Then I thought of taking pictures and sending her MMS. ...
Ying Da: Modern technology is really good.
Dong Lu: Then I'll go to the store. Miss, please help me lift it so that I can take a picture. What are you doing?
Ying Da: I'm on guard. What do people think you are going to do? Why are you so like the wolf? Why should anyone guard against you? (Laughter)
Dong Lu: She was surprised and said you didn't? When I say I will help others, they will see what it is like first. If I want her to agree, I'm sure that's it. That's equivalent to sending it to her after I shoot it. She thought there would be three or four models after delivery, and then said it was good and gave it to her. Then she said she would give me my money back when she came back, and I agreed.
Ying Da: You have to say what money you paid back. We'll put it aside in the future. (Laughter)
Dong Lu: No, no. She gave me one, and I gave her this dress. Then I have it in my hand. One day, I suddenly wanted to go to Qingdao I didn't have this impulse before. That time, I probably felt … because I hadn't been out for a long time. (Laughter)
Ying Da: Don't be ridiculous. That's a very touching thing. He insisted that you can go for a walk in Dashilan because you haven't been out for a long time (laughs).
Dong Lu: I remember it was within two hours from the decision to the plane ticket to the airport. I looked at my watch on the way to the airport by taxi. It's broken! I guess I'll be late and miss the plane, so I said to the driver, big brother, hurry up. I'll give you 5 yuan more if you are safe, really. I arrived at the Capital Airport, but I haven't reached the parking place yet. There are 400-500 meters left in the traffic jam. Looking at it again, there are only 5 minutes left to check in, which means there are still 35 minutes to take off. ...
Ying Da: You jumped out of the car and ran in, and you didn't give the taxi money to others? (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Yes. I don't remember running like that except on the playground and on the court when I was a child, and I never will.
Ying Da: You didn't think at the same time when you ran. This girl really dares to run! (Laughter) You ran away on the plane. Did you catch up?
Dong Lu: Yes. I was the last to go through the formalities, and then I closed the door.
Ying Da: You didn't inform her at this time?
Dong Lu: No.
Ying Da: I just want to give her a surprise.
Dong Lu: Romantic in imagination, but plain in fact.
Ying Da: What will happen there?
Dong Lu: After arriving in Qingdao, I got a room. She is on the third floor and I am on the second floor. I opened a room, so I called her. At six or seven o'clock, I chatted casually for a while.
Ying Da: It didn't say where you were either.
Dong Lu: Yes. After talking, I almost hung up. Finally I said, what if I want to be in Qingdao now? She said it was impossible, and then I said I really arrived, and I was in your hotel; She said it was impossible. I said how much I lived. You shoot it down and I'll hang it up. After a while, the intercom will ring. I have no other specialties. I will change my voice.
Ying Da: Can you change your voice?
Dong Lu: Who are you looking for? Who is it?
Ying Da: If she hits you, she will make trouble!
Dong Lu: Yes. I said, who are you looking for? Who, who, who? Who's Dong Lu? Hearing this, she said she was sorry and hung up (laughs).
Ying Da: You said it wasn't destructive! Who's Dong Lu? Who is this son of a bitch? (Laughter)
Dong Lu: Playing with broadsword?
Ying Da: Play with broadsword!
Hu Yan: I didn't hear the right voice. Say sorry quickly. Wrong number. I have to go.
Ying Da: You said this, the prank can't come to this. This is not unexpected.
Dong Lu: Call me when she hangs up. She said you lied. I said no, I just changed my voice. She still doesn't believe me. I said call back when you hang up. ...
Ying Da: What are you always doing? Say it again in the park. Who's Dong Lu?
Dong Lu: Then she hit me and I said it was me. It seems that it took 15, 20 minutes before she came down. When the door opened, she saw me, and then she sat on the bed. There are two beds. I sit on this bed and she sits on that bed. I don't think she still believes this fact.
Ying Da: Really? How were you feeling?
Hu Yan: I saw him arrive. I don't know what to say to him. I'm a little nervous. What worries me most is that the cast will gossip.
Ying Da: What gossip?
Talk too much. Look at the second half here.