Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are high school students, but they were expelled from school 24 because they loved an enemy, so they were called school 24! Just when they were expelled from school and felt desperate, a man suddenly appeared. This man introduced himself. His surname is Liu Mingbei, and he is a poor aristocrat. He often changes schools because he can't afford the tuition. Liu Bei put forward a plan, saying that he was born in a noble family and could go to the Eastern Han Academy, the best aristocratic school in the country, but he could not afford the exorbitant tuition. Liu Bei said: As long as the money is negotiated, everything can be solved. I suggest that the three of them become brothers, so that everyone is a family! You can all enter school! So the three of them came to a beautiful and meaningful place to worship ~ but just after they finished the last sentence: "Don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year, expect to die on the same day in the same year ~", they crossed the dimensional gate from golden time and space and came to the show of silver time and space. Because Dadong accidentally dropped a coin, the coin knocked down an empty jar, and the empty jar knocked down a stone, so the chain reaction continued ~ Dadong. Guan Yu, who devoted himself to following his eldest brother, died on the same day as him. Zhang Fei on one side could not stop him, so he had to knock Guan Yu off first. At this time, he found that Liu Bei was not dead, but was seriously injured and unconscious. He consulted with Dadong, Xiaoyu and Arthur. I left the show of silver time and space as a body body double (because Liu Bei was the avatar of the show in silver time and space), but I didn't want to repair it in every way to maintain the order of time and space, so I reluctantly agreed. And let the other three people bring Liu Bei, who was seriously injured, back to Jin Shikong for treatment. When Guan Yu woke up, he was glad to find that Liu Bei, who pretended to be a show, was not dead, and Zhang Fei was glad that everyone didn't have to die together, so the three of them finally came to the Eastern Han Academy. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei thought they would make a difference!
The three men hoped to graduate from the Eastern Han Academy. However, due to the great popularity of the Eastern Han Academy, they were attacked by the Yellow Scarf University and the Hedong University (Dong Zhuoren was the principal), which made the Eastern Han Academy repeatedly fall into crisis, and even set up the "Eight-door Jin Suozhen" designed by Zuo Ci at the school gate to prevent students from attending classes. Of course, three people have the obligation to break the array, but the eight-door Jin Suozhen is not so easy to break, and even the eldest brother Liu Beixiu and Xiao Qiao are trapped in the array together. Their lives are in danger at any time, so Guan Yu and Zhang Fei accepted the suggestion of Cao Cao, the chairman of the Student Union, and found a cheerful teenager "Ma Chao" and Ma Chao's good friend "Huang Zhong" to help break the array, plus a super beautiful teenager "Zhao Yun" who had been at odds with them, and five people broke the array together to rescue Liu Bei (Xiu) and Xiao Qiao. And in the process of breaking the array, because Guan Yu helped Zhao Yun block an arrow with his arm at a critical moment, he saved Zhao Yun's life, and also let Zhao Yun, who had been at odds with Guan and Zhang, resolve the knot, and became commensurate with the other four brothers, being honest with each other and breaking eight.
After the broken array, everyone made friends. They thought they could finish high school so smoothly, but on the one hand, the Yellow Scarf Academy was eyeing up and wanted to plunder the resources of the Eastern Han Academy. On the other hand, Dong Zhuo, the president of Hedong University, is also ambitious for the president of the Eastern Han Academy, who has few emperors. As the leader of the "whole school alliance", Wuhu and Liu Bei (Xiu) are doomed to live a peaceful campus life, and a battle for the world is about to begin.
Classic quotations:
1. So so, so so ~
2. Liu Bei: My surname is Liu and my name is Xuande. I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. I am poor because my family is poor. The most expensive thing about me is that I have noble blood.
3. Liu Bei (Xiu): Zhao Yun is rocking on a very long board (Zhao Yun saved a Dou in Changhanbo).
4. Rich people, not big brothers. ...
5. Zhang Fei: We are here for school. Can we remove eight Jin Suozhen doors so that we can go to school?
Dean: Who knows if you were sent by the Yellow Scarf College to rob the school?
Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.
Zhang Fei: Yes, when you enter the school, you grab the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.
Guan Yu: Really?
Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.
Guan Yu: Wow, you can be a little more boring.
6. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, but there are only three of us. This is not a battle. This is called a siege.
7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? Now growth is the most critical.
Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?
Guan Yu: Of course.
8. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed. I can't help it, but I'm simple. I just want to keep hurting people. Isn't that simple enough?
9. There are fake breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is false?
Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!
Guan Yu: That's not the point!
10. Biao, I'm sorry again. My people are yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my spirit is Guan Yu's and my soul is Liu Bei's, but now, my life has been stolen by Lu Bu.
1 1. Liu Bei (Xiu): You have worked very hard to feed the chicken tea, but the chicken will not lay tea eggs.
12. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and so are you!
13. It's good to have someone to sleep with me. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes before, but it turned out to be true. I kept seeing Ah Piao, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong) According to
14. I have a question. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, so you can't call me a pig. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong) According to
15. I want to hypnotize myself, not beef, not beef, but cow shit! (or Dong)
16. Liu Bei (revised): Third brother, you haven't practiced gossip boxing, but you have practiced gossip mouth.
17. Jiao Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't do much. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake.
18. "Yes, the goal was successful. I am really a dog with all my wishes! " (Dong) According to
19. Female veterinarian: "Oh, honey, it's okay. Just checking. Come, let me kiss you. " 」
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "No! 」
Female veterinarian: "What's the matter? 」
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "Nothing. 」
Dong: "Kissing will kill you, really. Let me be happy. Don't! Come and kiss in French. "
20. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~
Cao Cao: President Zhou yawned and set off a huge wave ~
2 1. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external work "private condensation".
Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?
22. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?
24. Zhou Yu: I always think you will cheat our young lady.
Liu Bei: Don't use intuition indiscriminately. I have a hunch that you will cheat little Joe in our class.
25. Teacher: "Sorry, A Biao's family is busy worshipping their ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house? Yes, please lift your feet. " ......
Teacher: "Your feet are cramping. You can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei. "
Liu Bei (Xiu): "What did you ask just now? 」
Teacher: "What did I ask just now? I asked, how many relatives have been to Abiao's house? " 」
Liu Bei (Xiu): "I'm not sure how many relatives have come to their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family. 」
26. Little Joe: "You are hopelessly clever, but you will never know me! 」
Zhou Yu: "How do you say this?"
"I don't want to discuss our private affairs on this occasion, okay?"
I just don't think this has anything to do with you.
27. Sun Shangxiang: "Have you ever loved? 」
Lv Meng and Zhou Yu (shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me. 」
28. Zhou Yu: Heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, let's come in and meet!
29. Xiao Qiao: Mushroom-scented banana cigarette-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne, sesame oil-scented perfume, incense burner-scented vanilla sausage-scented Ji Xiang.
30. Liu Bei (Xiu): My surname is Liu, and I am the son of Zhongshan. Some people call me bay. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Ha ha ha) But nobody calls me Ade (ha ha ha).
3 1. giggle, it's obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows ~
32. Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must catch up with girls until the last second, and you must wait until the girls say stop.
You can stop, or you have to pursue bravely, you know?
Cao Cao: I see!
Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you.
33. Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of yearning. Without thinking about it, it will always appear.
The first string will ring (think); The second string will ring (think); It turns out that every string is loud (think about it
34. Liu Bei (Xiu): Stay. Or I'll go with you.
A Xiang: Hey, do you have a new series?
Liu Bei (Xiu): Come here! Or you can come with me!
35. Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I want brave enough to love (which is rarely said emotionally).
36. Zhang Fei: What a sumptuous meal. It made me eat a kilo.
Guan Yu: Did you eat more than a catty?
Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties.
Liu Bei (Xiu): ... You are surprised that "Jing" is used in this way! ~
37. Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that a sinful enjoyment will relax a lady's tight abdomen.
38. Marotta said to Tiger General, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at? Never seen such a handsome man!
39. Sun Shangxiang: Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people.
40. Cao Cao: Everyone has friends.
Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol?
Cao Cao: That's a waste of time.
4 1. A Xiang: We will be classmates from tomorrow. Are you happy?
Liu Bei (Xiu): Not bad.
A Xiang: Ah ~ ~ Not bad!
Liu Bei (Xiu): The highest grade, not bad, plus est! (cute)
A Xiang: Actually, in my opinion, your music is not bad, and it is the highest level. Add est! (shy+blushing)
42. Hua Tuo: I am happy about the treatment that will change history.
Zhang Fei: If you don't get to the point, I'll let you change history!
43. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever.
Liu Bei (Xiu): I promise he will! (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! (guilty ~ ~)
44. Sun Shangxiang: Who will arrive first tomorrow or in the future?
45. Liu Bei (Xiu): It turns out that I will arrive first tomorrow, because I have no future with you. How can we get there first?
46. Liu Bei (Xiu): So, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? !
A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blushing+approaching ing) to talk about an extraordinary love! !
Liu Bei (Xiu) os: Alas, we are really destined for an extraordinary love! !
47. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, today is not easy to try! Today's exam, you cheat today, if you don't do it today, it will be too late!
48. Cao Cao: You have also seen the Art of War! (Jing ING~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is my first hard training by Cao Jiazu, and it is a tactical treasure book of a narrow escape. Cao Jiazu taught his children not to pass it on to his daughter, and now it is locked in my new multi-security titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I still have to ask you carefully.
Liu Bei (Xiu): Oh!
Cao Cao: How did you know about this plan?
Liu Bei (Amendment): Well, it's written in the plan! ~
Cao Cao: ~ ~ ~ Ah, hahaha ~ ~ It's written on it, how could I forget it ~ ~
Liu Bei (Amendment): Sun Tzu's Art of War asked his son to pass it on to his daughter ... I went to Tieshikong second-hand bookstore and bought it 100 for your sister ~ (Liu Bei's voice hurt Cao Cao's words. )
49. Zhang Fei: I'm afraid Jiang Gan has disappeared.
Liu Bei (Xiu): Very serious, it disappeared.
Guan Yu: Brother, of course it's serious.
Ma Chao: For people, flying without wings means death.
50. Zhang Fei: Big Brother, I don't care if you are real or fake, cooked, roasted, fried or smoked. You will always be my big brother ~ ~ ~
5 1. Ma Chao: Hey, Lu Bu, do you want to bring an interpreter when you fight with the Huns? ..... What's the matter ... My mother says communication is very important.
52. Guan Yu: You can't find it if you hit the path like that.
Liu Bei: Is this how you use the deer in your heart? ...
People naturally say: yes ~
Ma Chao: I have a road in my heart, and I want to find it. If you can't find it, just look around. Isn't that a deer hitting my heart?
53. Grandpa: Hello.
Hugh: Dong Zhuo!
Grandpa: Dong, you big head ghost! Do you want Brother Bear's food or pizza?
……
(After Hugh turns away)
Grandpa: Who is he?
54. Grandpa: 17 years ago, the leader sent me to perform this task.
Hugh: What task?
Grandpa: You can't remember the secret. Only people with amnesia can remember.
55. A Xiang: Since your A Xiang is so smart, shouldn't you give her a little reward?
Oh, why does my device suddenly blush? I'm talking about rewards. Oh, do you want to kiss me again?
Hugh: No.
A Xiang: So you don't want to kiss me at all?
Hugh: Do you want to kiss me?
A Xiang: Hey, if someone wants a family, they should ask first. It's really not emotional.
56. A Xiang: Get ready. I don't care what will separate us. In this life, I depend on you. ...
Promise me that I won't find it like my big brother, okay?
Hugh: I will never let you lose me. If you really can't come back, I'll leave. Before I disappear, I will definitely call Seaman. ...
57. Guan Yu: Third brother, you are no longer popular with women, and you are going to die on the battlefield. You will only make people more sad!