April Fool's joke, April Fool's joke and joking with friends or people you like are also good choices. This is a happy day. Let's bring some joy to others, so let's share April Fool's jokes with you.
April Fool's joke 1 1, the protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!
2, stupid you stupid me stupid everyone, people come and go, everyone is happy. Save words to express affection and express sincerity quickly. Smile and live forever! -a holiday gift for you who are stupid and smart!
3. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by luxury? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses. Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Those who go home from work are poor, those who go home at 9 o'clock are drunkards, 1 1 those who go home are lechers, those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, and those who don't go home are wild ghosts!
5. A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
6. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
7. I am an arrogant tree. I have stood by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walked by me and fell for you, even if I didn't hit you, it would be in vain.
8. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he angrily shouted at Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone!
9. Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.
10, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.
1 1, the network is very virtual, and the truth is hard to find, so I went to the river to catch fish instead. I cast a net and caught some fish. It feels really meaningful. I can feed you when I get home, my lovely kitten Mimi.
12 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
13, there is tacit understanding, which is called tacit understanding; There is a feeling that it is wonderful; There is a yearning, called longing; Some idiot will finish reading the text message.
14, some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!
15, waiting for you wholeheartedly, I am very happy to have you, love you, it is hard to see you all the way, and millions of people are looking for you. Never lose you, hold your hand and grow old with your son.
16, I didn't expect you to be a playboy. It's cruel after cheating. I advise you to go back to your troubles. It's too late to worry. Do you know what day it is today? Making mistakes hurts you. You look disgusting.
17, your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is like a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are indifferent to people; So we respectfully call you "Yokai Neishuang"!
18, I called you just now, prompting that "this user goes to the toilet, please dial later." I'll call you back later, prompting that "this user has fallen into the cesspit, please dial again later."
19, silly silly silly silly. The above is due to the recent debugging of the network to test whether the message sent is smooth. If you receive a text message, please ignore it. Today is April Fool's Day.
April fool's joke 2 1, April fool's day, people all over the world are stupid, but you can't fool your heart.
I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.
3. If I like you, let April Fool's Day last a little longer.
4. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are regarded as jokes.
Don't treat me as April Fool's Day, it will be as lively as the Spring Festival, then I will make you more horrible than Halloween.
6. Believe me, there will be more people confessing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.
7. As long as I am with you at the end, the process makes me feel no pain.
8, children, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows that you are not lying.
9. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.
10, how did you spend April Fool's Day? When _ finished bai.
1 1. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
12, I stare at you when you are happy.
13, April Fool's Day is an opportunity to lie, so I will say I love you from the bottom of my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
14, April Fool's Day is coming again, and how many people have expressed their holiday wishes.
15, today's children, breaking up specializes in Valentine's Day and advertising specializes in April Fool's Day.
16, don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.
17, don't play with anyone's feelings, it only shows that you are a scum and an unlovable person.
18, Monday April Fool's Day, the company actually let us go to work, or go to work at 8: 30! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled
19, we didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. It's better to have a personality cult.
Finally, on Valentine's Day, I saw the power of April Fool's Day.
April Fool's joke 3 1, there is a fate that is hard to see in a hundred years, a yearning connected with the heart, a love that will never change until death, a love that is tied to the dream, a heartfelt greeting, and a fool will read the information! It's over. What are you looking at?
2, are you two or two, two is yes, no three no four! It's April Fool's Day, I hope you don't give up on yourself, feel sorry for yourself, be selfish and do it yourself. I hope you: boast every day, guide every day, play every day, entertain every day and be free every day.
3. "The world is bustling, all for profit. The world is bustling and famous. " Dude, you're amazing. "Good luck" and "infamous" are both fame and fortune. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you happiness.
4, flicker holiday messages, funny voices are everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Honest people are still joking when they are enlightened today. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!
6. April Fool's Day passed before I had time to confess.
7. April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.
I saw you again yesterday. You are still charming, wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly. You look so detached and lovely. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. It's a pleasure to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. However, lying to you just happened. Happy April Fool's Day!
10, if a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry, this is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because-silly.
1 1, it's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to hide their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!
12, I have an unknown poem, few people in the world know it, only me and the fool know it, and the fool is reading it! Happy April Fool's Day!
13, I hope you have a good rest, work hard, sleep well and get up well ... In short, you are happy in everything and become a "likable person" envied by everyone in the Jianghu. Happy April Fool's Day!
14, God knows that you were thirsty and created water, and God knows that you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.
15, it is a very happy thing to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. However, lying to you just happened. Happy April Fool's Day!
16, I can finally confess to the person I like. What are you afraid of on April Fool's Day anyway? Come on!
17, today is April Fool's Day, and the teacher will definitely ask everyone to take online classes. Don't believe rumors.
18, there is a kind of love called Yu Ji of Xiang Yu, a kind of spirit called Shan Yu Palace, a kind of fairy tale called mermaid dream, a kind of short message called happy fool, and a kind of communication called learning to make you more stupid. When you read countless small jokes, I hope this short message will make you laugh again.
19, Tang Priest told Wukong: Bajie is the stupidest person, and he is worried about being fooled by others on April Fool's Day. Go and tell Wukong not to read text messages on April Fool's Day. Wukong replied: It's too late to report, Master. Bajie has been cheated and is reading short messages! Bajie, stop looking and look! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
20. There are two words I've always wanted to say to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: First, I love you and I like you very much. The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously.
2 1, forward this message twice, and you will be lucky. Forward it once and you'll be lucky. Forward it once and you'll be lucky. Forward it, and it cost yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. In fact, everyone is in urgent need of pleasure. It is better to give happiness to others than to fools. So, this April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness every day, every month, and happiness (April Fool's Day).
23. For the record, I am serious about all April Fool's jokes.
24. To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things with the power of fools, live like fools, and have a career with fools. Today, I touched the "fool" with water and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
25. Dust off innocence, bind lively, release freedom, package wisdom, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!
26. Don't bother me when you are sad. When I miss you, you kiss my ear. Say hello to me when you are helpless. When I am happy, you dance with me. I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
27, "Zhu" SMS, "fool" brain is not stupid, can not hide great wisdom, "people" can see how many stupid birds? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "fast" is happy, and "music" is a little joke to enjoy happiness!
28. April Fool's Day is not silly and fun! May your income be "silly" every year, your mood be "silly" every day, your affection be "silly", your opportunities be "silly", your friendship be "silly", your wealth be increasing day by day, your luck be beyond imagination, your fame and fortune be well known, your wisdom be "silly", and you will be happy.
29. When you see this message, congratulations. You stand out from 99 competitors. You won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!
30. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1, one river and spring water and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!
32. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: dark stone green, dark stone powder, dark stone penetrating Chun Lv, dark stone penetrating Chun Zhu.
33. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows that spring is green.
34. Without green leaves, how can we set off the fragrance of safflower, how can we set off the breadth of the sea, how can we set off the majesty of the mountain without Pingshan, and how can we set off our cleverness without you. Happy April Fool's Day.
35, I like you, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.
Today is April Fool's Day. Can we play something technical? Young people should not always stick to the rules.
37. In ancient China, New Year's Eve was celebrated by beautiful women on March 8th, happy children on June 1st, mighty soldiers on August 1st, and long-lived elderly people on the Double Ninth Festival. Smart you celebrated today ~ haha! Happy April Fool's Day!
38, you are very handsome, everyone loves flowers. You're amazing. You have everything you want to have sex with. You're cool. The general blessing is wrong, but the blessing of April Fool's Day is reliable. I wish you a happy harvest in April 1!
39. There are not so many jokes, all of which are sincere.
40. It is known: April Fool's Day = deception, because: April Fool's Day nobody confessed to me, so: everyone likes me.
April Fool's joke 4 1, beautiful women are more beautiful than one, there are so many beautiful women, and you can't get a wife when you treat beautiful women.
2, don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to vomit as soon as I see you; Don't think you are handsome, in fact, I have long wanted to kick you.
No matter where you are, as long as you smile at the sky and call me beauty three times, I will appear in front of you.
4. If the joys and sorrows of life are a drama, it is too early for a fool to watch a mobile phone. Look at it if you don't believe me. Fool!
5. It's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over!
6, I wish you: you can't pull luck when playing cards, the leopard golden flower will be taken out, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay for you.
7. Hey, buddy, do you want to see naked women? Please press it! Keep pressing, and you will see it soon! Press it, you big rascal, big pervert, I see through you!
8. You are the rose in my heart, but thank you. You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.
9. I miss you every day until I cry. I dream of you every day until my heart breaks. I have never given up my pursuit of you. When can I find you? I won the lottery!
10, a group of piglets in the pigsty, six playing disco dancing, five playing chess, four grabbing pears, three breaking pig's trotters, two digging mud, and one reading information!
1 1. Due to a large number of complaints received recently, it is suspected that your line is out of order. Please call 186 1 and say loudly: exam. Thank you for your cooperation in order to determine the fault.
12, you are walking around, shopping and being slaughtered, your wife has another love, and your son has been _ _. In fact, you are handsome, but your IQ is poor. A Dai serves pickles!
13, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!
14, do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.
15, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers nothing. Have you heard this story?
16. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep will be strung up in the future, and dogs are used for people, so just wait for the circle to come out. Happy April Fool's Day!
17, stand in front of the pond, jump a few times in the same place, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink your eyes once, smile and blink your eyes once, and finally you can jump down!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!