100 benefits of smoking 1 Smoking can refresh your mind. (We all know ah) 2 smoking can let the hands do not put. (Generally depends on how your LP requires you, whether you are allowed to put, huh ~ ~) 3 smoking can enhance sexual function (because smoking to the spirit, and sometimes also against the wishes) 4 smoking can increase national tax revenue 5 smoking can protect the tobacco factory workers are not laid off, increase the employment rate 6 smoking can enhance relationships between people. (Handing out cigarettes) 7 Smoking helps thinking. (It varies from person to person. Smokers say so.) 8 Smoking keeps you warm in cold winters. 9 When drinking alcohol, smoking can regulate the atmosphere and can relieve the alcohol. 10 Cigarettes can be used as a substitute for drugs. Category 2: Expanded Reasons 11 It is said that the tar produced by smoking can make poisonous snakes stay away. 12 Cigarette smoking can relieve the odor when having a bowel movement. 13 Cigarette smoking can be a test to see if the smoke alarms in the room work (and if you want to take a bath, you can enjoy a free shower). 14 Cigarette smokers can use cigarettes to reward others for completing your work (the big brother in "Peacock" earned a lot). 15 You can learn about geography and humanities by smoking cigarettes. (Cigarette manufacturers and the culture on cigarette packs). 16 Smoking cigarettes can increase your knowledge, e.g. KENT = Kiss Ever Never Teach! 17 Smoking certain varieties of cigarettes (like the Mohe cigarettes in Xinjiang) can be a long life (there are records that most of the long-lived old people in Xinjiang smoke this cigarette) 18 Smoking in the cold when the nose is not ventilated, it can be flushed open to make it ventilated. 19 Tobacco and its ash can stop the bleeding. 19 Tobacco and its ashes can stop bleeding. 20 In summer, when you accompany LP to take a cool trip at night, smoking can help LP to drive mosquitoes. 21 Cigarettes must be carried with fire! 21 Cigarettes must bring fire, when encountering accidents, do not have to drill wood for fire! 22 During the Spring Festival, light a cigarette and accompany LP to set off fireworks! 23 Encountered LM molested LP, crooked cigarettes can pretend to be the boss (to scare away LM)! 24 Smoking a lot of cigarettes will make your voice sound like Yang Kun and Ah Du, which will satisfy LP's desire to follow the stars! 25 Smoking will make yourself look mature, to meet LP's desire for mature men! 26 Women smoking will look elegant, confused, uncertain, not easy for men to see through! 27 A woman who smokes will encourage her husband to buy new clothes! (always ironing out holes) 28 Smoking saves fluorescent sticks when watching "The Same Song" (just light some cigarettes)! 29 After ML, smoking is the most effective means to relieve fatigue! (If you don't believe it, try it) 30 Smoking can make a lady (even an angel) look more ambiguous (small potato angel with a cigarette in her mouth, at first glance, it's LM) 31 It will be easy for a lady to find a one-night stand if she smokes, and it looks like Y D when she squints in a bar with a cigarette in her hand. 32 Smoking can help you find the feeling of the Gods, and a cigarette after a meal is better than the living Gods. (There is no need to envy the fairy sister.) 33 Smoking can not hang 119 can be called to the fire truck 34 Smoking is good, if you want to and what fish ah, beans ah worship, licking blood for the alliance, even if there is no incense, take three cigarettes can be fixed. 35 Smoking is good for the misanthropic people, but it is also good for the people who are not interested in the world. 35 Smoking is better for those who are bored with the world, for it can shorten their lives. 36 Smoking can build up your authority, so that people will fear you and stay away from your speech (for fear of being smoked by your bad breath). 37 Smoking allows you to understand high blood pressure, high blood cholesterol, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcers, heart disease and other medical knowledge and knowledge of various types of drugs (who can avoid getting sick ah) 38 Smoking can sometimes attract the attention of the PLMM and take the initiative to talk to them (hey...)! You put the cigarette out okay, choking death). 39 Smoking while surfing the Internet, non-LCD monitors do not irritate the eyes, look at the PLMM is also very hazy. 40 Go to the park and MM dating waiting for boredom, light a cigarette, prairie ants to experience what is called cruelty. 41 Fishing, smoking a cigarette more comfortable, you can also use the smoke under the immortal fish. 42 You can also smoke while driving a tractor as a sports car, to experience the feeling of smoking under the highway. 43 After smoking, pull out your own hair to start a fire, you can taste the flavor of the game (like what firebirds and so on) that you have not eaten for a long time. 44 When you feel scared in a white room, smoke more to turn it into a cozy cream color. 45 When you smoke, throw farts and spit on the street, you can do social research to see if there are any problems with the city's sanitary equipment and management. 46 On a deserted island, when in trouble, cigarettes ignite the barren grass to send an SOS signal. 47 Building a harmonious society, the three rural issues survey, and the old farmers together with the dry smoke can be closer to the party group relations. 48 After smoking, the home can add some beautiful artifacts (cigarette jar, lighter
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