One Hundred Benefits of Smoking!!!!

49 After smoking, increased the collection of cigarette cases, smoking equipment, a good habit. *50 After smoking, and girlfriend conflict, you can use cigarettes introspection, burned to the wrist, remembered for life. 51 Smoking and spitting smoke rings can bring you closer to children. 52 Friends of the wedding, out of the program to flirt with the bride and groom, cigarettes are essential props. 53 It is an indispensable ceremony to light cigarettes for the guests at the wedding. 54 The best way to apologize for a long time without talking is to pass a cigarette when friends meet. 55 Promote learning, how can you y figure out the concept of nicotine, nicotine, tar without smoking. *56 Into the toilet stool forget to bring paper, can be solved with a cigarette case. 57 Underage smoking can attract the attention of divorced parents. *58 A student smoking can attract the attention of a teacher and even make a kinky dad happy (it can prompt a pretty teacher to make a home visit). *59 The most romantic thing about smoking is that she will often think of your light tobacco flavor. *60 Smoking can also make you an overnight sensation, dropping a cigarette butt to cause a fire like the one in Daxinganling. *61 Smoking will not let you send out the "hearts scattered, the team is not good to lead," the shortage of cigarettes when we smoke a cigarette, very united. *62 In times of difficulties, we passed the cigarettes around while smoking and listened to the melodious song of the MM, which made us long for the future even in Shangganling. *63 In times of difficulty, everyone passes the cigarette while smoking and listening to the sound of the worried accordion, and even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause. *64 Pipe smoking can make you look the part of a Stalin-like leader. *65 After smoking for a long time, you can smoke with such parts of your body as: eyes, nose and ears, and you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records. 66 Driving while smoking can attract the attention of the police and bring you closer to your idols. *67 Smokers can also play poker and gamble with cigarette rolls. 68 When you go to Emei Mountain to see the monkeys, smokers can tease the monkeys with cigarettes and see their funny faces when they smoke. *69 Smokers can also tease people with firecrackers in their cigarettes (the boss in "Peacock" let people tease him). *70 Just smoked a few mouthfuls of cigarettes, ruthlessly pinched to the ashtray, sure to find inspiration (clues to solving crimes, making decisions, and so on) *71 When you are down and out, squatting in a corner at night, picking a fart to smoke, so as not to let others ride a bike and crash into you. *72 When you're depressed, smoke a cigarette and stay in the corner of the bar, so people won't recognize it and bother you. *73 When you are sad, smoke a cigarette, smoke haze, fall tears, others will not find that you are not strong. *74 touched, smoke a cigarette, choking cough two, even if the tears flow down, people will not think you are too emotional. 75 Nothing to do, smoke a cigarette to do a magic trick, make PLMM happy. 76 During interrogation, asking for a cigarette is the easiest thing for the police to agree to. 77 When you meet a leader who smokes, you should give him a gift of Greater China in the Spring Festival, who will give him the broken Platinum Brain. 78 How can you feel the pain of cancer patients if you don't smoke? 79 When I go to work in the cold winter morning, the lock of my bike freezes, it's okay for us to smoke, a lighter will do the trick. *80 My girlfriend likes to break the "Lucky 52" Li Yong, all right, playdough pinch a, bring the cigarette smoke to do a small spring pig hairstyle to match him. *81 I like "Happy Dictionary" Wang Xiaoya, all right, before participating in the program, smoke a few packs of cigarettes, smoked him to death, guaranteed that she will remember me as a player for life. *82 want to cheat, all right, LP simply can not smell the perfume of her people, all smoke 83 in the cinema to meet do not love to see a broken movie, smoke a cigarette, the administrator immediately open me to go, LP do not want to go can not. *84 After the evening study hall hungry lying in bed, it room buddy night snacks want to smoke, no, on our bookshelf to get cigarettes, get! The night snack is solved. 85 Smoking more, home furnished with LP with cigarette boxes do handmade handicrafts, beautiful! *86 non-smoking MM fell out of love, want me to give cigarettes, may be my chance to come! *87 "Journey to the West", the supreme treasure if smoking, take a plug on the mouth of the Tang Monk is not it, to save listening to him nagging. *88 MM if smoking, meet a smoker robbery, give a cigarette is not on it, why bother to let him rob ~ ~ rob a color ~ ~ 89 Smoking people certainly do not attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc. 90 Smoking can enhance the patriotic meaning (smoking domestic cigarettes, Dazhonghua, Shilin) 91 Due to smoking, along with the improvement of the cigarette products, the progress of the profound understanding of science and technology is the first productive force 92 Due to smoking, along with the changes in the cigarette products, to further The scientific concept of development has been established. 93 Because of smoking, watching the brand's ups and downs, a deep understanding of the development is the hard truth *94 Because of smoking, a deep understanding of the important idea of the three representatives, on behalf of the development needs of productive forces (to be productive, we need to improve sexuality, you have to smoke), on behalf of the forward direction of advanced culture ("immortal strength" culture, smoking can be achieved by the desire to die), on behalf of the interests of the people (the tobacco industry employees), on behalf of the people's interests (the tobacco industry employees). On behalf of the interests of the people (the number of tobacco industry workers can be considerable that). 95 A cigarette in the mouth will not make you fall asleep during a night battle (sooner or later, it will burn your hands) 96 Smoking cessation in public places will give smokers a chance to build up their endurance. *97 Celebrities smoking a cigarette and telling their fans stories in the red dust can make people realize the vicissitudes of life. 98 The remembrance of the smoke cloud after smoking allows you to get rid of your lost love and forget the vicissitudes of the sea and the clouds that used to be there. *99 Smokers can also scald the ass of a donkey with smoke, startling the donkey into kicking backward liao. *100 Smokers can also put their own home dumb, round, white, furry pig toys, ironed into a good-looking, black and white, but still dumb spotting.