A: The audience loves to listen to the clapperboards.
B: Yes.
A: Some love to listen to the big drums.
B: Different hobbies.
A: Some don't love to listen to music.
B: Hmm.
A: Love what know?
B: Love what?
A: Love Beijing opera.
B: Hey, there are theater fans.
A: Some of them love to watch movies.
B: Oh.
A: A person a hobby.
B: Yeah.
A: Some people don't love shows.
B: Love what?
A: Some people love flowers.
B: That's also cultivation.
A: Big pots and small pots are used to raise flowers.
B: Yes.
A: Some people which, good to raise birds, mentioning this bird out walking, this is called whistle whistle.
B: How much effort!
A: Some people buy the bird ah, do not keep.
B: What for?
A: Put it down.
B: This is called release.
A: There are also see the birds ah, do not raise or release.
B: He is?
A: get dead.
B: Get ......
A: What people have ah. The first one is a temperament ah. Some people love to slaughter chickens, chickens, ducks and geese.
B: Well.
A: Some people are good at catching scorpions. There are people who love to pull out their ears, and after pulling out their ears for themselves, they pull out their ears for others, and we have Yao Xuefen who is like that, who loves to pull out his ears, and pulls out his ears for others, and he is very enthusiastic.
B: Oh.
A: Hey, enthusiastic.
B: Yes.
A: Hey, some good lively, some good quiet, this person is not the same ah, may have something to do with the character.
B: You say this ah, I tell you ah, this has something to do with the age.
A: With the age of the relationship?
B: Hey, you see this young people, they are very lively, but when people get older, they are not lively.
A: Hey, this is not absolute, not all have to be older are not good, there are also good.
B: Yes?
A: For example, you old man it.
B: Oh, my father.
A: His father which, this year ...... is almost sixty, right?
B: Fifty-nine.
A: Not as tall as you.
B: hey.
A: Shorter than you.
B: Uh-huh.
A: It's only up to you, hey, so, you're with your mom.
B: Hey, anyway, my mother is tall.
A: His mother is tall, hot a plane head, thin waist Chad arm, broad shoulders, fanny waist, with us there Wang Yubao that means ......
B: Okay, okay.
A: His father which, like the strings of that Han Baoli.
B: Is there such a comparison?
B: I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal.
A: This has to tell people ah. First of all, his father, not to mention his mother ah.
B: You said short is not the end of it.
A: What look ah, let's say he looks like this, small flat head, quite short that small hair stubble, small flat head, thin eyebrows, small eyes, nose, big mouth, big nuclear Russell, always shivering bare lips ......
B: You introduce this with the group what ah?
A: This old man is different from our general old man ah, so lively.
B: Well, I'd be happy to go to an opera or a movie anyway.
A: Who said that? Who said that? That is the general old man, listening to the theater, watching movies.
B: Didn't you say it was good?
A: Your father is not good at this.
B: And he is?
A: Love to see the fight.
B: This is called a good fight?
A: Usually, his father sat there and wilted and dozed off, but when he heard that some people were fighting with each other, he got up, ho! Winking with a small eye next to watch, but also have to stir the fire so that these two people to start a fight that is the best. Someone to persuade the fight he was not happy: "There you well? Happy to see not happy to see the side stay away!"
B: Yeah! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
A: This has a good.
B: Oh.
A: What else do you like to see?
B: What?
A: Fire.
B: Fire my father also love to watch?
A: It's on fire.
B: Good, good, good.
A: Ho! I love to watch the fire.
B: Uh-huh.
A: If there is no fire for some days, I can't see it, but I'm anxious.
B: Uh-huh.
A: so old, stomping on the ladder, up to the room, grasping the edge of the room to see: "Oops! Still no letter!"
B: ah ...... still no letter!
A: I heard where it is, hurry up, go to see go.
B: Uh-huh.
A: after watching back to the guys: how to, burned what, hurt people did not come to how many fire trucks ...... enjoy talking about. There are times when it does not hurt to come back after watching.
B: Hey, the loss is too big.
A: "Well! No fire!"
B: Yeah?
A: "Just a little smoke, no energy! I've been there for nothing. I've been there for nothing......."
B: Okay, okay, just to see the flames, right?
A: This has a good one. Favorite to see know what it is?
B: What ah?
A: Traffic accidents.
B: traffic ......
A: car accident. The big car went "ka!" It ran over someone. Ho! Your dad's happy!
B: This ...... My dad loves it too?
A: He had to watch it! This is to see not to be able to eat and sleep.
B: You're just saying that!
A: Often a traffic accident ah, onlookers are particularly large.
B: Right.
A: surrounded by three layers outside three layers, which we want us we can not squeeze in, your father has an idea.
B: What idea did he have?
A: To deal with people.
B: Oh.
A: "I'm borrowing from you, I'm borrowing from you, let me in! My look at which!" "Squeeze what ah! So many people where to squeeze in! So old ......" "Not ah, my child!"
B: ah?
A: "My child ran over!" We all have compassion! How can we say we won't let him in if he's run over? "Ah? It's your child? Excuse me! Let him in!" When they got inside, they advised him, "Don't be too upset, sir! Don't be so sad!" "Don't be sad. It's just as big as my kid."
B: Yeah! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
A: "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be able to keep an eye on it! Look, finished, what a pity!" I've seen enough, sneaked out, looking for no one's place to go. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it again.
B: This is not a bad thing.
A: car accident, then surrounded by a storm, your father heard the letter late, came here or squeeze in ah, I heard people talking about: "Look at it, so small, how miserable it!" He also had to use this method: "Borrowed your light! Let me in, I want to see it!" "Squeeze? Squeeze?" "No, my child, the child ran over ......" "Ah? It's your kid? Go in!" A look ah --
B: Hey.
A: rolled a donkey.
B: Hey? I said you lack of morality not lack of morality ah! You! A few! Don't believe this ah! Just said that is his father, I tell you! Only Ma Sanli love to do this thing, I tell you ah, others do not do this evil thing!
A: This person is too bad! This person is too inferior! This is a joke, an example, worth it! You say.
B: For example, your father ah! I don't want to see him sitting in the background, but I want to talk about him!
A: To say my father? ...... I'm afraid he's not happy.
B: I said he is not happy, my father is happy? This person! I've never seen this road people!
A: You don't have to be the comic relief, you have to be the comic relief.
B: Who told you that? Take a person's father bad change ......
A: This is an example.
B: For example ......
A: Let's just say ah, out of traffic accidents do not spectate.
B: Hey! This is the right thing to do.
A: Why do we emphasize traffic rules now? Ah, civilized driving, civilized cycling, civilized walking, is good wow!
B: consciously abide by traffic rules is everyone's responsibility.
A: Hey, then you say, why emphasize traffic rules?
B: That anyone knows.
A: Ah.
B: In order to ensure the safety of the people, in order to the smooth progress of the four construction.
A: You hear him say how good wow! Ah, I'm afraid of this road people, mouth one thing, heart one thing, to the real thing is not him. The most important thing is that you have to be able to get to the bottom of the problem!
B: Who are you talking about? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this.
A: I'm talking about you!
B: What about me?
A: You're the one who doesn't follow the rules of the road.
B: Who told you I don't follow traffic rules?
A: Don't admit it?
B: Who said that?
A: Hey, in front of everyone ah, when this everyone ah, do not lose heart, frankly, violated the traffic rules have not?
B: no.
A: No?
B: No. I don't think that's a good idea, but I think it's a good idea.
A: You don't ride a bicycle?
B: Yes.
A: Have you ever ridden a bicycle without a person?
B: ride ......
A: do not fine you money. Say! Have you ever brought?
B: not fine money?
A: Ah.
B: I've brought it.
A: It's over.
B: that ...... can't memorize, this, can't sit on the public **** car with two steps, I'm not every day, the occasional band.
A: vomit, this is occasional.
B: Hey.
A: That riding a flying car is not you?
B: Riding fast?
A: ah, grabbing the road, crossing the dividing line, overtaking a moving motor vehicle from the left side? Have you ever done this?
B: Anyway, if you want to say this, I don't think anyone can memorize it.
A: No one can memorize?
B: That's true.
A: The general public can consciously abide by traffic rules, you are individual.
B: I'm an individual?
A: Ah.
B: Traffic rules small problem, you do not need to make a fuss here!
A: If you do not start to pay attention to this problem from the mind, I am not to give you read loss, sooner or later you have to eat a big loss.
B: I still do not believe this.
A: You just so ride fast?
B: Riding fast saves you from being late.
A: What if I run into someone?
B: It's not that easy to bump into someone!
A: What if I bump into you?
B: touch me ah, finger breaks wipe some red water, and then a little more powerful I hospital to see, now the medical equipment is so advanced, what disease to there are cured!
A: Oh, good! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you can.
B: Hey.
A: But there is a child, who suffered this crime ah?
B: I'm not afraid to suffer.
A: Oh, that's what you said?
B: I'm still in charge!
A: I'm not afraid to suffer, guys, do you hear me? You heard me! I'm not afraid to suffer.
B: Hey.
A: He is called ah, meat rotten mouth not rotten.
B: Hey, how do you say this?
A: He rode his bike fast, not afraid of delaying the work. This passerby I know too, you do not see him in his thirties, almost forty, such a big man, this is playful.
B: Hey - who is playing around?
A: He rode a bike on the street ah, this is called "fancy cycling", make a fool of themselves, play tricks, riding riding on the back seat frame, he rode like this, in not, two legs ah, resting on the handlebar, one hand on the handlebar, in not to grab the road, erase the people, he loves to erase the people, in the pile of people drilling "pops! "Pah!" He was so happy that he wiped down the one behind him, just like his father.
B: I say you don't mention it okay? What's going on? This is.
A: He rode these two eyes, two eyes are not idle. Let's ride, mental concentration, look forward, he did not intervene, hullo ......
B: I'm riding like this is it?
A: If he saw a woman in front of him, just look at people's clothing, body, did not see the model, quickly grabbed the people in front of them, so.
B: I said you can be too unethical! I tell you, too unethical, you!
A: In front of the people, show off, a big spread: "Hey! Look, I do not help put! How is it?" In fact, other lesbians are most tired of this: "Look at that behavior! Stupid shit!"
B: It's a curse, isn't it?
A: People adjusted the handle to ride back, he did not care, spread the handle to ride forward, the front of the corner, the corner should pay attention to ah, slow down, gestures, you can not slow down.
B: What's wrong with me?
A: You spread the handle which, you are frozen turn ah,
B: Well.
A: You can not expect, there is a big truck in front of you, when you find the truck, it is too late. That's really: when it's too late, it's too soon - just listen to the "when" so ......
B: What's wrong?
A: The front wheel of your bike hit the back wheel of the car.
B: Why did you hit the back wheel alone?
A: It's not the driver's fault.
B: Look at him to find me this place, you see.
A: just this ah -
B: how?
A: Not too heavy.
B: How was it?
A: See, this arm, quite a complete arm "gaba" folded.
B: Folded?
A: It's broken.
B: It fell off?
A: The fall is not all fall, how much ah, still connected to such a little tendon.
B: This arm is connected to a little tendon?
A: Hey, what about this?
B: How else? The first thing you need to do is to get to the hospital!
A: Didn't you say "not afraid to suffer"?
B: Then we must also hurry to cure ah!
A: Send to the hospital?
B: Hurry up!
A: Call a car.
B: Hey.
A: After the car came, carry you up, close the door, drive! Ow ow ow ow ow ......
B: I said, wait! Don't "ow" it! What kind of car are you calling this? This is?
A: Ambulance.
B: ambulance? People ambulance that flute is "hello - wow! Hey child - wow!" This is your "ow ow ow ow" this is not the police car? This is not? Ah?
A: This car is fast.
B: Hey, fast we do not sit. The big ten, a don't add to the traffic, okay? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. The other car.
A: You have been injured ah, unconscious, confused, and do not care about the car that car!
B: OK, quickly cure it!
A: stopped such a car, ride this car "ow ow ow" has been sent to you "do not follow traffic rules accident" hospital.
B: Where is this hospital which?
A: Just for you.
B: OK, then quickly cure it!
A: Where can not immediately cure.
B: It's like this, don't you want to cure it right away?
A: You have to register first. The doctor opened a large book,
B: You quickly register!
A: A look, you are the first.
B: Take me.
A: "What's your name?"
B: Xie Tianshun.
A: "How old?"
B: Thirty-eight.
A: "Male or female?"
B: male female still ask is how? This can not see it, you?
A: "Can't tell."
B: Male, male, write!
A: Prepare your case in detail, then send you to the operating room, put you on a surgical bed, and give you a tetanus shot first.
B: Save the infection.
A: turn on the shadowless light, after disinfection, the doctor took over a small electric hacksaw child to ......
B: electric ......
A: ho! This saw, clanking bright. That is really: the light flashes to seize people's eyes, cold and chilling. The doctor took this saw is more shivering, trembling on running to you ......
B: (hide, block)
A: Uncharacteristic! Uncharacteristic! You're already injured, how can you lift this arm?
B: This doctor straight eyebrow eyes get a hacksaw, I can stand it! This one!
A: The doctor has not seen you this passer-by!
B: You quickly cure it!
A: Take this saw.
B: Ai.
A: Shine the saw on this place, and then click, click, click, click, click ......
B: Hey! I said the doctor! You first wait a moment. My arm can even this tendon ah, this lifting the cradle on down, you to bother so hard?
A: You ah, this point of medical knowledge are not ah!
B: Why?
A: The place of injury is already infected, which must be pulled down a little more.
B: This, this good meat must also go down?
A: It doesn't always hurt. The doctor will give you some anesthetic. (Action)
B: He's drinking tea! Hurry up! Go down!
B: Alas! I have no arms!
A: There are arms ah! I'll give you a plastic arm, and from here on you'll be--
B: How's that?
A: Well - now!
B: And a plastic arm?
A: A prosthetic arm.
B: That, okay?
A: Hey! Don't look at this fake arm, don't worry, it's just like the real thing.
B: Yeah.
A: Put on the fake arm, you then put on the clothes, you can not see. Especially these two hands, stick them out and you can see that the skin is about the same color.
B: The color is the same?
A: If you don't believe me, stretch out your hands.
B: I reach out.
A: Do you see the same?
B: Hey, this is really ...... this is not nonsense! This! People this is the original, this. I ask you the plastic one.
A: plastic by this really do.
B: two a color?
A: absolutely the same.
B: What else can I do?
A: I can do everything.
B: Why?
A: Buy grain, 30 catties, 20 catties, pick up and leave.
B: You can also buy things.
A: Take a pen and write.
B: I can still write?
A: Nonsense! You have to write a check!
B: I'm like this, and I'm writing a check?
A: Ugh. Just the same can not.
B: Which one?
A: I can't lift weights.
B: How?
A: The strength of the two arms is not the same.
B: I'm not practicing that!
A: Don't lift it.
B: Don't lift it.
A: Put on a fake arm, get out of the hospital, you get on your bike and run down the road.
B: Hey, I have to run to the road after the hospital?
A: You have to go to work! You such as according to the leave of absence to you to do, okay, can do down?
B: OK, OK, go to work.
A: You have to go to work. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get the job done, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get the job done.
B: That's right. I don't want to be a part of it.
A: I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to run a red light.
B: Hey, this red light is also mine?
A: Hey, I saw it from afar. I saw from a distance, Dan Dan, people are standing still, you can not intervene.
B: I?
A: You are low, cat, climbed to the handlebars, two hind legs so hard "Ha -"
B: rabbit, this is! People have called "hind legs"? How do you say this?
A: you get down ......
B: get down also did not call "hind legs" ah? Why? You that person happy how?
A: OK, OK, the two front legs a hard "Ha -"
B: front legs can not ah! What's going on?
A: One front leg and one back leg, okay?
B: Don't be so clear, okay? Why is it that this is the case?
A: What about you?
B: You just two ...... legs are not finished.
A: two legs. Two legs so hard, that is really fast - "ching" over the parking line, to the intersection, but coincidentally hit the right side of a motorcycle, and then to avoid it is too late to listen to the "when! "
B: How?
A: See, this thigh, this leg "gaba", folded.
B: Folded?
A: Uh-huh.
B: Fell off?
A: The fall is not all fall, how much ah, still connected to the so a little tendon.
B: Hey, the thighs are also "tiradang".
A: What to do?
B: hurry to the hospital!
A: Call a car.
B: Hey, you hurry up!
A: the car came, lift up, close the door, drive - "ow ow ow ow ......"
B: or this car, together.
A: and sent you to the "non-compliance with traffic rules accident hospital", there, immediately treatment.
B: Hey! I have to register! I have to register.
A: No need to register.
B: How?
A: You are not a trip.
B: Hey, I'm familiar with this!
A: a familiar, directly to the operating room, on the operating bed, first to a tetanus shot.
B: Another shot.
A: open the shadowless light, after sterilization, the doctor took out that hacksaw again.
B: Hey, I said that's that saw.
A: Shine the light on this place ah, click, click, click ...... gabuner, went down.
B: finished! I'm sort of legless!
A: There are legs ah, to give you a plastic leg, playing this from you are -
B: How?
A: Well - up!
B: And a plastic leg?
A: Prosthetic legs.
B: Is that okay?
A: Ho! As with the real thing. Walking to the child, squatting, standing up, toes can move.
B: Hey! Toes ......
A: Just the same can not.
B: Which one?
A: Playing soccer almost.
B: Oh.
A: The ball is coming, are you kicking or not?
B: Kick it.
A: "when" a foot, the ball did not move to change, big crotch out.
B: Plastic, not old and sturdy. I don't want to play soccer, why do you want to play soccer?
A: put on the prosthesis out of the hospital, ride a bicycle, you run to the road. This time ah ......
B: Do not this time! I have a fake arm and a fake leg, I have to run on the road when I leave the hospital ah?
A: You have to go to work.
B: I don't even ride my bike to work.
A: What about you?
B: I'm walking, okay?
A: Walking?
B: Walking.
A: Walking is fine.
B: hey.
A: But also have to pay attention to ah. Crossing the street to take the crosswalk line, there is no crosswalk line place children, to go straight do not cross diagonally, you are crossing diagonally which, this diagonal crossing is the most dangerous, the fire department car hit the side over ......
B: You stop! I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be able to make it! Who says I have to cross diagonally? I'm looking for a crosswalk to cross the street, and I'm not even crossing the street without one, okay?
A: You don't cross the street?
B: You don't cross the street, do you?
A: But the road can be. But you ah, and not take the road.
B: That's fine.
A: People are walking on the sidewalk, you walk under the sidewalk.
B: Down, (just) down.
A: It so happens that the ground is a little uneven, where there is a nest.
B: Uh-huh.
A: a broken foot, "Gu Gui" you sit there, this rolling road car can come over, oo......
B: Hey! I said you are not ruthless? You this plaything! Who can stand this car? Ah? Who said I have to go under the road ah? I won't even go down the sidewalk. I'm going to go down the alley, okay?
A: Can you get to the office by just walking down the alley?
B: You don't have to worry about it. I ride my bike into the alley, how far around I admit, I...
A: And ride a bike?
B: Hey.
A: In the hutongs?
B: Yes.
A: What if I bump into someone while riding in the alley?
B: If I don't, I'm done.
A: You're not responsible for bumping into someone?
B: I'll give him a fake arm and a fake leg,
A: I'll give him a fake arm and a fake leg.
A: you ride in the hutongs ah, you take the hutongs, you go big hutongs, small hutongs, long hutongs, short hutongs, wide hutongs, narrow hutongs, walk walk a look - can not pass.
B: What happened?
A: There is a rope there.
B: What happened?
A: There's a sign.
B: What does it say?
A: "Construction site, strictly prohibited".
B: I caught it all.
A: People there to demolish houses.
B: I have to go there too.
A: You have to go through the alley?
B: Go through it.
A: You, under the rope to drill through, limbs on the car did not ride two steps, I heard the upper "crackling, crackling, when ......"
B: What happened?
A: fell down so big a piece of reinforced concrete weight to!
B: A piece of reinforced concrete?
A: the solid shaft.
B: Where did it hit?
A: The whole smashed your head.
B: Hey, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
A: Hey, the fall is not all off,
A, B: How much ah, still connected to such a little tendon.
B: Hey! I know this, I tell you!
A: What to do?
B: Send it to the hospital.
A: Call a car! Close the door of the car, a open-
B: ow ow ow ow ow ...... this car will give me ready to close!
A: and sent you to the "do not follow traffic rules accident hospital", to where not immediately cure.
B: How?
A: You have to register first.
B: Don't register! I've been here twice.
A: No, you have to register.
B: Why?
A: You can't tell what it looks like anymore!
B: It's all smashed up! Quickly cure it!
A: Explain the situation, then send you to the operating room, put you on the operating bed, and start with a tetanus shot.
B: Save it.
A: Turn on the shadowless light, after sterilization, the doctor took this saw out again.
B: The same saw?
A: It's not old and fast anyway.
B: I say doctor! I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say! Get a new one.
A: according to this place, click click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I'll give you a new plastic head, and from here on you'll be regarded as--
B: OK--now.
A: Dead.
B: Go to your right!