Kunming dialect:
Yesterday, I was shopping at Nanping (gaī) with my cousin.
Buy buy three three, there are a lot of people and I have to, back then it is it ha at 12 noon, would have liked to pour neck, can not help but to bridge Xiangyuan dump bowl of rice noodles, noisy it is even a little bit of meat gaga have got.
My old watch has a bit of ghost fire green, noisy me is a wai goods, the ghost of the day eye pinch can only come to dump rice noodles.
I said you don't want to give this drum to (ge) line, a day ghost shouting hot call it.
My old cousin foot of this sentence is afraid to make the approval off, and hurried to rub me said to buy a burnt bag of grain for me to fling, but also had to ask me a sentence: burnt bag of grain or plate tie it, to live?
I don't know how to foot to the afternoon, to stack it clothes expensive it a certain get Pu gas, I reached out and pulled out ha wallet, found! I actually lost, I looked for half a day in the regiment, as all a certain, had to find the police uncle to report the case. The answer is, with cousin pinch money to buy two pairs of pirated Adi it socks on home off ......
Mandarin:
Yesterday, I went to stroll Nanping Street with my old cousin, too many people, scared me to death, unlucky enough to be at 12:00 noon, would have liked to go to dinner, but only to go to the bridge garden to eat the bridge rice noodles, disgusting is even a bit of meat all! There is no, my old table angrily said that I am a fake, ghost head can only come to eat rice noodles, I said you do not get angry here screaming. My old table think he just those words said wrong, and sense tight coax me to buy me roasted corn for me to eat, but also have to ask me a, roasted corn is too delicious is not it. Unconsciously to the afternoon, the clothes here are ridiculously expensive, I reached out for my wallet, found! actually lost, I looked around for half a day, nothing, had to go to the police uncle to report the case, down with the cousin's money to buy two pairs of pirated Adi socks on the return ......
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Kunming words:
Background: home
(I) later, to my street kind of neck, you want to I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get away with it at noon.
(Auntie) You're still fighting with your cousin.
(I) Mao has a fight, he was there on the day drum drum it, a day ghost shouting spicy shouting. I'm not sure if I'm the right person for you, but I'm sure I'm not the right person for you. I'm not right, things are vulgar, I asked him to plant his neck and he is still shaking it, he is not looking for a fragrant store to sell things, only a few winks of money cheaper. As a result, my wallet hit the stone of the pull, hurry to find the police, the police where blowing scattered cattle, I to the police to explain, the police comrades smack smoke, I hate to bracket the head, to see the police I shaking zero shell trembling,......
Take a closer look at him, he color fascination inverted eyes, the simple squinting day eye it, the day does not pus shrugged look, the simple thieves, the original is a policeman Vai goods.
Mandarin:
(I) afternoon, to my home for dinner, you want to eat how? The lunch of the cross-bridge rice noodle is not good,
(Auntie) you and your cousin why quarrel,
(I) did not quarrel, he was there puffing, noisy, and scolded me for being a fake, I think it's my fault, nasty, I invited him to dinner and he is still angry very much, he had to find a cheap store to buy things, only a few minutes cheaper, and the result is that my wallet is lost, and rushed to find the police, the police chatting there, I was there to find the police.
A closer look, he blurred, stupid stupid wimpy look, naive thief, turned out to be a cop fake police.
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Kunming dialect:
(Auntie) buy buy three three, this day, you still dare to offer the smoke pot, outside the virus old fire is very, you do not pointed skin big ears, or good not born, riveted not off.
(I) What did you say, you are so confused, you are talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do it.
(Auntie) I told you not to listen to me, you're a pain in the ass, you're a little bit of a hacker, you're a dove, you're a pigeon.
I don't want to talk about it, it's dark outside now. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
(I) big ugly woman, you said I recognize, mold dregs of fine, I now go to wash the feet of Ba, rectify the eyes of the hair. At night and then eat some Li'er, sand carry fruit, the family has eight eight did not, eat enough, good to drill quilt, tomorrow day, I have to go to seek Jing, Yixi, Mi Liang, over on.
(Auntie) Good...good...you eat less and go to sleep quickly,
(I) ...... ouch, I have a stomachache,
(Auntie) you want to go to the next point,
(I) I want to go to the Maosi to change the hands of shit,
(I) I want to go to the Maosi to change the hands of shit,
(I) I want to go to the Maosi to change the hands of shit. I have to go to the toilet.
(Auntie) Why are you so upset?
Mandarin:
(Auntie) How can this be, today, you still dare to stroll around, outside the virus is very serious, you do not disobey, or good life, will be infected with the virus.
(I) What are you talking about? You're talking about these useless words, saying this over and over again, making it complicated. I beg you, please stop.
(Auntie) I said you don't listen to me, it's very annoying, small head, (**) can't distinguish between good and bad.
I don't want to talk about it, it's dark outside now, it's time to go to sleep.
(I) Auntie, I know what you said, don't bother, I'm going to wash my feet and straighten my eyelashes. In the evening, eat some more pears and hawthorn, and do you have any big cakes at home, so that you can eat enough so that you can drill the quilt. Tomorrow I have to go to Qujing, Yuxi, Yiliang, and Wuju.
(Auntie) Good...good...you eat less and hurry to sleep,
(I) ...... ouch, my stomach hurts.
(Auntie) Where are you going again? I have to go to the toilet,
(I) Where are my shoes?
(Auntie) Why are you so disgusting?
2022/3/19