2, rich people, people without money are difficult.
3, it rains naturally, not a genius!
4. Nuwa shoots every day.
The more money you spend, the closer you are to the bed.
6. Come and spoil me with a girl!
7. I always wander between cow A and cow C.
8. From heaven to hell, I drifted across the world!
9. Wash your face, only wash your cheeks, brush your teeth, and only brush your front teeth.
10, fill her emptiness with your surplus!
1 1. Boys are reliable and sows can climb trees.
12, there is a grave in my heart, where the dead are buried.
13, defecation is prohibited here and tools will be confiscated.
Don't propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.
15, it's better for you to buy me cigarettes than for me to go to nightclubs.
16. Recently, many people jumped off buildings, so be careful not to be smashed.
17 I knew you were a demon when I opened my eyes.
18, occupying brain cells is much more difficult than occupying egg cells.
19, in the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.
Sister Tess Bang Wei doesn't take the usual path!
2 1, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.
22. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, someone in the pot and rice in the bed.
23. You were thrown once after you were born, but you were only caught once?
24. I only have one wish every day, to live tomorrow!
25. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.
26. I can't sleep at night. I just want to have fun and have sex. No one is here, and a wild dog is working.
I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to enter my world.
28. Fire can be used for gold exams, gold can be used for girls, and girls can be used for boys.
29. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.
30. Girls with various amorous feelings are lighters, while girls who don't know amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.
3 1. If there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl.
Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't understand.
33. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan!
Humor originates from life and is closely related to people's lives, which greatly improves people's lives.
35. Always used for wandering, body for love, life for forgetting and soul for singing.
Before I was born, my parents never asked me, do you want to have a baby? In fact, it is also forced!
37. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for not having gravity because of constipation.
38. In spring, you planted a female brother and sister in the back hill. In autumn, there are cuckolders all over the hill!
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.
40. Occasionally, a humorous life will make you feel great, but a humorous life will make you miserable.