Want to be true was kidnapped, the kidnappers think she is ugly, will be sent back to the original place, the woman
Resolutely do not get out of the car, the kidnappers gnashing of teeth and stomping of feet, said: go. The car do not want!!!
2 spider y in love with the ants, expression of love was rejected, the spider yelled: why? Why is all this? The ant timidly said: my mom said, all day in the network are not good people!
3Your happiness, I'll build; your confusion, I'll make up; your greed, I'll meet; your capriciousness, I'll give in; love and care for you, not me, who let me be a pig farmer. (Unfinished)
4You have to invite me to dinner, if you do not meet my requirements, I'm going to write your cell phone number on the wall, in front of the addition of two words: to do the license
5Yesterday, a dream, the Lord said that you can realize a wish of mine, I took out the globe and said that I want world peace! The Lord said it was too hard! I took out your picture and said make this one beautiful! The Lord was sweating and said bring me the globe and I'll look at it again!
6 Do you want to be rich? Do you want to have peach blossom luck? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to be famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever? Do you want the whole world to go crazy for you? -------- Don't think blindly, wash your feet and go to sleep!
7Rainy days, wet and damp, the mood is also so wet .... Every night, you just stare blankly out of the grimy window, obsessively watching. I came over and gently said to you: "Wangcai, go in, send bones will not come today.
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8This is probably the last time I'll text you, and I'm hesitating to tell you that I'm going to the United States in the near future, the paperwork's all done, and there's nothing I can do about it, really! Bush says he can't deal with Saddam without me.
9 One day, I went to the zoo to see the orangutan, I threw up; another day, you went to the zoo to see the orangutan, the orangutan threw up! The same people, the gap is so big? (To be continued)
10, looking for monkeys revelation: I lost a small monkey miscellaneous hair, features: dirty, full of snot, with a cell phone on the body, and will look through the short message, love monkeys have seen the text messages, speed to the master back to the letter! The master misses you so much!
11, I heard that you were trafficked, really scared me, although you have been demented since childhood, but harmless to society, who is so bold as to dare to take you to sell, I really worry for him, to sell it is strange!
12, I said to my mom: I like you! After such a long time with you, I feel have been inseparable from you, I want to let you on my home, can accompany me every day! But my mom did not agree, she said: home is not allowed to keep puppies!
13, I changed my job now in the bank work, is not far from you that, sometime to find me put, to the bank shouted my name, I will know Right! I've changed my name, that's too vulgar I'm first in the name of the strong Jie.
14, yesterday I read on the Internet that you use that model of cell phone radiation is particularly large. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person. I was about to notify you, but then I read that it doesn't work on people with an IQ of less than 50. That's a relief. You do not worry, continue to use it
15, sixteen top-secret document: in order to improve the quality of our country's population the state decided to remove a number of Sun National appearance of mentally retarded ugly children, you quickly pack up things quietly go! Don't thank me! Pay attention to safety! (End)
Remember that year under the tree military training? The coach said to the students, "First platoon report!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly again, "Report!" So, with great reluctance, you turn around and hug the tree!
Latest news: the main way of transmission of SARS is the circulation of money, in order to you and your family's health, clean up all your cash and sealed in a plastic bag, I will come to the door to recycle, and charge a small fee.
In our friendship journey sometimes you can not see me beside you, not I forget you more than let you walk alone, is that I choose to walk behind you, when you accidentally fell I ran up ...... I'm going to step on two feet!
Will the two of us go on a date on Saturday? Please grant me my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the beach with you to walk around and listen to the sound of the sea, and I'll take you to climb the tallest rock on the beach and then ...... kick you down!
Yesterday, I dreamt of you, really, the sky was so bright and quiet, the sun was so bright, the sea was so boundless, you stood on the azure seashore, I took a small stick and poked you, hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard.
Love empty empty love empty, their own wandering in the street; people empty empty money empty, single bitter life in the working; things empty empty industry empty, think about going crazy; cell phone empty no money to charge, life forced not easy; in short, the four are empty.
When I turned my head away from the moment I was ruthless, you behind me helplessly crying, heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale.
I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand to the barcode scanner, only to see the screen display: pig's feet 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, put your face over to see, the screen showed pig's head pork 5 yuan!
When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you will loudly sigh ---- pig ah ！！！！
Are you lonely and isolated, if so, then you go downstairs and buy a rope a stick, tie the rope to the stick, go to the roof of the building when the wind picks up and wave the stick, others have to ask you what are you doing? You just say: I'm pumping it.
People live really tired! Standing thinking of sleep, get on the car have to queue, unrequited love really suffer, eat no flavor, drink easily drunk, work especially tired, robbery will not, earn money have to pay taxes, alas ----! Even send a text message to the piggy still have to charge!
Just a gust of wind is fine, but it is so eternal, just a dream is fine, but it is so real, you bowed your head, but I can hardly calm down, I finally can't help but to say to you,: next time when you fart, please say it first!
One night, a naked man called a cab, the female driver stared at him, the naked man was furious, roared: you fucking have never seen a naked man ah! The female driver was also furious: I'll see where the fuck you get your money from!
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I wrote your name all over the sky and was taken away by the clouds. I write your name all over the mountains, taken away by the wind. I wrote your name all over the street, kao, I was taken away by the police
Language class, the teacher called up a sleepy students to answer the question, the students confused what can not say ...... teacher said: "You will not ah? I will not also squeak ah!" The student: "Zee"
Respected users, due to the vast majority of your text messages are sent to the opposite sex, to the community caused by the extremely bad influence, we have suspended your text messaging function, please bring your own small bench tomorrow, to the nearest police station to learn the style of knowledge!
Yesterday I dreamed of God he said he could fulfill one of my wishes I took out the globe and said I wanted world peace, he said it was too difficult to change it, I took out your picture and said I wanted this person to become beautiful he pondered for a moment and said take the globe I'll take another look
You go! Find a worthy of your love to love it ... I do not know enough about you and your feelings, I know that some things can not be forced some distance can not be crossed, like yesterday I really can not believe that for the sake of a bone you went with someone
Thinking of you want to think of can not be; wearing clothes have no modeling; with whom the whole can not be emotionally; to go to where it is not popular; think of the problem can not catch up with Lenin; with whom the whole can not be emotionally; to go to where it is not popular; think of the problem can not catch up with Lenin; the problem can not catch up with Lenin; the problem can not be solved; the problem can be solved. I'm not going to be able to catch up with Lenin; my heart is fine, but I'm not going to be able to stop it; I don't think it's typical to get pneumonia.
Searching for monkeys: I lost a miscellaneous hair monkey, features: dirty miles, full of snot, with a cell phone on the body, will look through the short message. The monkey has seen the text message, quickly give the master back to the letter! Master now want you
6 met 9 said: walk two steps on the walk two steps, practicing what inverted ah; 0 met 8 said: fat on the fat, but also what the belt ah; 7 met 2 said: line do not kneel again kneeling also not married to you; 2 met 5 said: a few days did not see breast augmentation!
One day Liu Hong Tao met a foreign guest, went up and said: I am Hong TaoLiu, the foreign guest said: my mother or square piece of seven it!
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can read short messages, but you did. Congratulations!
You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity that it rained; you are the moon in my dream, but it's a pity that it was covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that it bloomed; you are the Chang'e in the sky who descended to the earth, but it's a pity that her face landed on the ground first ......
What's going on? Just dialed your cell phone, ringing after the phone prompt voice said: the other party is running naked please wait in dialing. I can't believe it! I'm sorry, the user you dialed is out of the service area, please wait and dial again.
In my eyes, you always look so carefree, always eat well, always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a pig