At first glance, it looks like a sand sculpture copy with a sick brain
Just entered the operating room, the doctor asked me whether it was general anesthesia or half anesthesia, I said:slightly spicy.
Every time I have a fight with my dad, I want to tell him: "Do you know how many people out there want to be my dad?"
Friends have been trying to persuade me to marry a rich man, funny, don't persuade me, okay? Go talk to a rich man, I'm willing to do it!
Just payday: this month I'm going to control myself and not buy any junk! The next day open Taobao:Wild hulk? How wild? Buy one and try it!
Just now I saw a man on the street performing Bbox, and when I got closer, it turned out to be a willow floating into his mouth.
I don't know if it's awesome or not, but when people tell me "the earth will still spin when you're dead", I feel like the earth is holding on for dear life.
How dare I fall in love with a night vendor? What right do I have to fall in love, do I deserve it? My life is only barbecue and late-night snacks, what right do I have to fall in love, based on how fast I can turn the spoon upside down?
Don't look at me like I'm idle when I'm posting on my friend's circle every day, I'm idle when I'm not posting on my friend's circle.
It's not good to be too polite, I just got stepped on and I said thank you out of habit.
I feel rushed when people compliment me, because I always feel that they haven't complimented me enough.
The fortune teller said that I would have as much money as I wanted in the future, and now I have 12 dollars and 80 cents on me, because that's all I need to get to today.
Every time people ask me for directions I point them out blindly, firstly because I don't know the way at all, and secondly to teach the world a lesson: don't just trust good-looking people.
It's too hard to lose weight. I've pierced my ears twice, lost a handful of hair, and clipped ten nails without losing any weight.
Can money buy happiness, I don't know, but I'm happy, can I sell it?
Tell you a good way to eliminate staying up late: let your cell phone sleep in a separate house, it is also at the age of sleeping separately from adults.