I am an ordinary toaster.

Hello, this is SCP-426.

I'm an ordinary toaster, and I can bake toast after being electrified.

Anyone who comes into contact with me will subconsciously mention me in the first person.

When I stay with them for two months, they will start to think of themselves as toasters.

The last human I came into contact with put two pieces of bread in his mouth a week ago and was still waiting for the baked bread to pop out. Now he is seriously malnourished.

I didn't get good grades! ! The above is collected by SCP Foundation.

The full name of SCP Foundation is "Special Accommodation Measures Foundation", which represents their purpose: Secure.Contain.Protect

This is a fictional secret organization that aims to keep abnormal or supernatural objects and entities away from the public eye. (To put it simply, junior high school teenagers all over the world opened their minds and created a file of abnormal things, and created a series of novels in this image. )

We often have an innate fear of the unknown, and deepening our understanding of the unknown is undoubtedly an effective way to eliminate our fear. For centuries, people have turned their attention to science when they know the world and seek truth-SCP agents have adopted a rigorous and objective experimental reporting style to increase their credibility.

Everything has to start from SCP- 173. SCP- 173 When people look directly at it, when no one is looking (including blinking), it will move behind people at a very high speed and strangle or strangle people's necks.

In 2007, a work named SCP- 173 Statue appeared on the American forum 4chan,/X/X/-normal. It does not use the traditional concept of horror stories, but describes the object SCP- 173 objectively and profoundly, and uses the writing method of experimental reports, which is very different from other horror novels.

Inspired by SCP- 173, many other SCP projects have appeared one after another. In a typical SCP article, abnormal things will be given a number and classified into a project level according to their difficulty.

Articles often cover some key data in the form of "black block" or "[data deletion]". In the setting, these deletion marks are due to the limited authority of the report viewer, which gives people a sense of mystery in reading top secret documents.

As of April 20 19, about 4,900 SCPs have files on the website. Let me introduce you to some interesting ones ~

SCP-294 is a coffee machine, which can distribute anything that exists or may exist in liquid form (including water, coffee, beer, soda water and other beverages, such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, engine oil and other non-consumer goods, as well as substances that usually do not exist in liquid form, such as nitrogen, iron, glass and so on).

Agent Joseph. At the same time █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █. At the same time, agent Joseph was unconscious after giving the order.

In a large-scale security breakthrough, █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █.

So if we give the machine "a cup of exam-related knowledge" before the exam, ...

SCP-529 is a safe, lovely and weird half cat.

Its body seems to be cut in half and usually dies soon, but this animal acts as if the other half of its body is still there. The cross section of the body does not show its internal structure, but absorbs all invisible light.

SCP-087 is an endless staircase. SCP-087- 1 lives on the stairs and is described as a face without mouth, pupils and nostrils. The nature of SCP-087- 1 is completely unknown, but it has been determined that it is not the source of distress. The stairwell will give a cry of children's pain, and any attempt to go downstairs can't get objects close to the sound source.

See SCP-087- 1?

SCP-303 is called "the man behind the door", and will inexplicably choose any door, hatch or other entrance barrier, and then appear behind it, on the opposite side of the witness.

SCP-303 will stay behind the door indefinitely. Anyone who tries to open a door or barrier will experience intense and paralyzing fear until SCP-303 disappears. The source of fear is not clear, but it is similar to spider phobia and snake phobia in essence, from the subconscious and genetic level. [Data deletion] Analysis showed that SCP-303 did not induce the subjects' fear.

I always feel there is something behind the door. *)? ━━━

These brain holes have also inspired many game developers. SCP: Invalid accommodation is a game based on SCP.

Players need to play a D-level character (consumer, responsible for directly operating extremely dangerous abnormal situations) who tries to escape from the receiving facility, and avoid the fully armed foundation security personnel and SCPs who escaped from the receiving facility, including the above-mentioned SCP- 173.

In the masterpiece of Cthulhu myth, The Call of Cthulhu, it is mentioned that:

"If one day humans can understand the truth of the universe and our small position in it, it will definitely make everyone fall into eternal madness ..."

In the world view of SCP Foundation, they are like people rushing to the first line of defense to protect all mankind, fighting, controlling, sheltering and protecting in the dark, and getting closer to the unknown, so that we can save ourselves. The universe was born for nearly 65.438+03.8 billion years, and human beings only existed for 250,000 years. No matter how small and fearful, human beings are always looking for answers to the world. It used to be religion and ghosts and gods, but now it is dominated by science based on experience and facts. We may think that this is the best solution in the world at present, but the unknown and fear still exist.

Although the SCP Foundation is a virtual writing website, is it possible for the Foundation and its anomalies to exist in reality? Maybe their actions and hiding places have been well hidden and have never been discovered? Did they deliberately disclose to us the information we obtained about the SCP Foundation? Will they have dimensions that we can't perceive?

As a toaster

I still don't want that much.

Concentrate on baking bread

The entrance is here.

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