There are about spitting sentences a large number of
1, your 250 temperament has been 502 firmly glued to your body, all natural fur one, two of the soeasy.
2, especially like the teacher fumed. Cursed us a lesson and then out of class
3, summer when I bathed, I feel like helping mosquitoes wash dishes.
4, the dormitory is the black hole of time, the grave of willpower, the petri dish of losers. I would rather be a prodigal son than a dead house.
5, only from those words + photos found that you love the girl, no princess life, but a princess disease.
6, celebrities die early, the scourge of ten thousand years.
7, - My name is Zhang Qiling, I am a man with his own background music, I wake up every day from the tornado, facing the trend of changing the vision of the hair. Yet I am unfulfilled, I just want a love that is engraved in my heart! Go away you pesky artifacts, all of you, back to the Conservancy! ...... Very good! This guy who hit me with a bull's head, you managed to get my attention. "Sticky"
8, know you are guilty, no need to rush to show.
9, they say that those who can do more, in fact, do more may not be able to do, do more, but also become what you call able to do, a team, there is always a is tired as a dog, one is idle as a pig.
10, now people wear a light-emitting shoes on the hair dynamic you show off the fart ah old man three years old to wear a bar a step on the shoes will be bright shoes but also a flash a flash colorful
11, do not ask me why the world's corrupt woman life push do not ask me why the miracle of the generation colorful do not ask me why the clam family play weather forecast do not ask me why perverts can be and killers **** save! Don't ask me why the enemy of the enemy is a friendDon't ask me why your defeat is absoluteDon't ask me why I'm just your enemyStrike is not a friend, not a teammate, not a stranger, and not a lover, we are ...... enemies!
12, watched so many episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, I would like to say the crab boss he is a crab he is how to do the krabby patty?
13, I do not have a choice, I have only heaps of homework with me as a companion, with me to sleep, who called me, born in China it
14, "I found that now the children wash their hair not to clean, but for the hairstyle."
15, mermaid I love you, only you will not split legs!
16, we are in a child called uncle and aunt but very unconvincing awkward age
17, thick legs should wear school pants, people ugly should read more.
18, "his future children must look particularly ugly" "how" "because his bride is not me"
19, outside the eating A big pile, home to eat even if the support of death do not say that they are outside to steal food!
20, "Do not just comment on me, you only know my name but do not know my story."
21, why I changed a hairstyle they said that I have been shaped, drew a light makeup said that I am too much love to pretend.
22, today, I went to fish the QQ drift bottle, fishing a, the results of a look at the collapse! "One more bottle".
23, forgive the small innocent and lovely lively and moving innocent out of the mud, so don't spit on me, it's dirty, and I'm lazy to wipe.
24, you have little wings behind you, speak human -, you fly!
25. "My class is colorful and ever-changing to put it nicely, and it's a psychotic asylum to put it bluntly."
26, summer is here, to our class air-conditioning people, we will be the class teacher married to you... Okay?
27, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, I don't have you will pretend.
28, in this look at the face look at the money look at the godfather of the times, I can only look at the sky look at the moon look at the stars.
29, the blue sky, such as washing the wind in the traffic temperature first after the light a mess
30, hot, cold, half-dreaming, half-awake, all feel wrong.
31, "cute in the end is a positive or negative word?" "Depends on the looks."
32, the world's easiest thing to pass the time, is to talk to Xiao Yun; the easiest thing to doze off, is to fight with Xiaowei; the most people jumping is to look at the saliva of the same table in class, in the sky gorgeous out of a rainbow.
33, "I like you." "Really! In fact, I also like you!" "I just played Truth or Dare and lost..." "Crap...give me a roll" "But I chose Truth or Dare" <
34, I learned is sacred knowledge, how can you use the score to measure, this is a stain on the art!
35, you walk in the jianghu for so many years on Su rely on the skin defense is not - Gu Yi's "Sina microblogging"
36, "I think ...... I opened a door. " After a long time, the chrysanthemum with a hoarse voice to squeeze out such a sentence, the inner Malagobi, grass mud horse herd into the migration season. --Misty Rong "This is definitely not rebirth"
37, can I slap my silk-surfaced shoes on your rampart-surfaced face? --Mud egg yolk "when the starting point of the male wear to Jinjiang text"
38," the visitor's eyes sweep are not lazy to sweep, directly across him to the war Zhan in front of, "you also passed?" War Zhan said: "I am in to send food." "...... Where is the rice?" "It's in a bucket." "Where is the bucket?" He looked around. "In front of me." "......" Warzan looked back innocently. --Crispy Cake "Watching the Boss" "
39, "War Zhan has always felt that he is growing rapidly, but the reality is always proved to be "rapid" is his imagination. Any door, reach out to the righteous messenger, such as Doraemon or something to save him?
42, there are always idiots who do idiotic things and then are seen as popular by a bunch of even more idiotic people.
43, all the directors will get a kind of disease: the key time does not fall off the chain will die syndrome.
44, it's as if you're watching a dog-blooded TV series, the hero and heroine are about to get together, about to get married, and then you're thinking: ah, the following must be the male second to steal the hero, or the female second to steal the heroine (what's wrong with that?!). But to your surprise, the wedding actually went off without a hitch! What kind of divine development is this! --- and cloud "was raised and overwhelmed"
45, friendship this thing played well is a small time to play broken is the Legend of Zhen Huan
46, if anyone dares to curse me to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets, I'll curse him to buy instant noodles with only seasoning packets
47, there are people who have high IQs and low IQs, such as Xie ears; some people have high IQs and low IQs, such as Xie ears; some people have high IQs and low IQs. For example, Xie ears; some people have low IQ and high IQ, such as how someone failed the exam but managed to get a large group of people. Then you IQ IQ double low is to make a scene? The study can not work can not find a daughter-in-law also popular run away!
48, don't know too much about the heart is not good
49, you can't drink water because the cup broke and never drink water again
50, # extreme female # you want to be pampered with your man pampered please I really can't bear bird Oh yes, I forgot that you don't have a man, so it's your lack of love ah and then look at your own taste in clothes glance at your people know that it is a stall goods. There are also qualified to say that people's home is poor and then poor you can not afford to buy a house ah do not understand you out of a door and also wear a mask with glasses with a hat you think you are a star ah even if you are naked into the mirror no one to see that you do not have breasts and no buttocks
51, suddenly found that people are a cheap animal can not get is always the most precious For example: the dream, a purely bullshit thing. Dream dream, that is, everyone dream think of something. So, I love the word ideal, rational imagination, and a line of realization of hope. Reality + imagination to pave the way to success.
52, if it is said that cutting off the hair is to cut off the memories, then I cut into the bald head is it possible to amnesia?
One, congratulate me, once rotten in the heart of the number once love into the bone of the man at the moment in my what is not
Second, life, need to have some moments, slow down, quiet down. I'd like to tell myself that it's great to be alive.
Third, the first business, pro-virtuous is also said. Pro-hyphenate, know what it means to be virtuous. Since ancient times, who do not want to get the wise and pro-philanthropy, and then the pro-philanthropy are not wise, they do not know their people are not wise and presumptuous to think that the wise and pro-philanthropy.
Fourth, if I am cold or hot, it is better not to take care of me, why let my young heart hurt again and again and then give me hope.
Fifth, life is exhausting, it is not easy to make money; prices are soaring, spending money like robbery. Friends friendship, money to maintain, leadership relations, with money to engage in, even send a blessing to rely on money to pass! Hey, bear the pain of spending a penny, wishing friends day into the money spent less, every day profit earned more!
Six, you are a court of law, see the old man fell down you go to help. If he blackmailed you, with him in a lawsuit, we are not afraid of is a lawsuit, if you lose, the court for you to appeal!
Seven, many things in the world was not right or wrong, to do more people out of the right and wrong.
VIII, the Dragon Year of Luck, February more than one day, more than a million good, April leap January, nourish the days of the month, a few days more throughout the year, happy like the gods, blessings sent a happy million years, I wish you a special day, a special month, a special year, there is a special you! Wish you happy!
Nine, today's world, things are more complicated in ancient times, machinery is even more than before; its people to wine as pulp, to delusion as a regular, drunk to enter the room, to want to exhaust its essence, to dissipate its true; do not know to hold full, from time to time, Royal God, in contrast to the birth of music, and service to speed up its heart.
X. You have little wings behind you, speak human -, you fly!
xi. It is difficult to make money and easy to spend money. May your money like a big mountain, want to spend you can not finish; may your money like the sea, want to sun you are not dry. May you from now on with the money to make a bond!
twelve, the reality with a real name to say false, the network with a fake name to say the truth
thirteen, everyone is not born good temper to your good temper because you are important to know
fourteen, don't get entangled, don't stay, no need to confuse, don't want to reminisce, the front is too clear, are going to disappear away, to grasp the only days, enjoy the last happy sweet, 20xx coming, please will be true happiness continue. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
XV, you have not seen my most lousy appearance, do not deliberately to play your imagination, thought I have been very good.
XVI, there is a kind of people only do two things: you succeeded, he was jealous of you: you failed, he laughed at you.
seventeen, if one day, I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me, fierce me. But don't ever leave me behind, okay?
xviii, one day a bite, if this kind of scene, written into the text yellow, dare to fear is not a wonderful words.
xix, if you choose to close to me then please accompany me
xx, before the capitalists would rather pour out the milk not to give the poor people to drink, now the real estate developers would rather put the house empty not to give the people live!
XXI, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I do not know which one they are.
Twenty-two, summer when I bathed, I think it is in the help of mosquitoes washing dishes.
Twenty-three, to do four withstand: withstand to see, withstand the test, withstand the question, withstand the check.
Twenty-four, people do not go to investigate the exhaustion from where, but only the responsibility to blame for the exhaustion of the person, it is really some confused mind, do not know the reason ah.
Twenty-five, if you really decide to be with me, no matter how difficult the process, please stick to it, no matter how arbitrary I am, please be more sympathetic to it, no matter how angry I am
Twenty-six, the truth is like hair, will only get less and less, will not get more and more.
Twenty-seven, how many people angry do not like to talk, hard to hold a person.
Twenty-eight, wages rose, wallet drums, heart happy. The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. It's hard to earn money, easy to spend money, and your wallet is flat. Wish the source of wealth to the door, congratulations and fortune.
Twenty-nine, God gave me the attribute of food but did not give me the identity of the tycoon.
Thirty, why I changed a hairstyle they say I have been shaped, painted a light makeup said I love to pretend.
Thirty-one, in recent years, the wind section does not stand, the scholarly temperament is not as good as one day.
2, especially like the teacher to be angry. Cursed us a lesson and then out of class
3, summer when I bathed, I think it is in the help of mosquitoes washing dishes.
4, the dormitory is the black hole of time, the grave of willpower, the petri dish of losers. I would rather be a prodigal son than a dead house.
5, only from those words + photos found that you love the girl, no princess life, but a princess disease.
6, celebrities die early, the scourge of ten thousand years.
7, my name is Zhang Qi Ling, I am a man with his own background music, I wake up every day from the tornado, facing the trend of changing the vision of the hair. Yet I am unfulfilled, I just want a love that is engraved in my heart! Go away you pesky artifacts, all of you, back to the Conservation Authority! Very well! This person who hit me with a bull's head, you managed to get my attention.
8, know that you are guilty, no need to rush to show.
9, they say that those who can do more, in fact, do more may not be able to do, do more, but also become what you call able to do, a team, there is always a tired dog, one is idle into a pig.
10, now people wear a light-emitting shoes on the hair dynamic you show off the fart ah old man three years old to wear a bar a step on the shoes will be bright shoes but also a flash a flash colorful
11, do not ask me why the world's corrupt woman life push do not ask me why the miracle of the generation colorful do not ask me why the clam family play weather forecast do not ask me why perverts can be and killers **** save! Don't ask me why the enemy of the enemy is a friend Don't ask me why your defeat is absolute Don't ask me why I'm just your enemy Strike is not a friend, not a teammate, not a stranger, and not a lover, we are the enemy!
12, watched so many episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, I would like to say the crab boss he is a crab he is how to do the krabby patty?
13, I do not have a choice, I only have a pile of homework with me as a companion, with me to sleep, who called me, born in China it
14, I found that now the children wash their hair not to clean, but for the hair.
15, mermaid I love you, only you will not split legs!
16, we are in a child called uncle and aunt but very unconvincing awkward age
17, thick legs should wear school pants, people ugly should read more.
18, his future children must look particularly ugly how it is because his bride is not me
19, outside to eat a whole lot of food, go home to eat, even if the brace is not to say that they are outside to steal food!
20, don't just comment on me, you only know my name but don't know my story
21, why I changed a hairstyle they said that I had a shape, painted a light makeup said that I was too much to pretend.
22, today, I went to fish the QQ drift bottle, fishing a, the results of a look at the collapse! And then a bottle.
23, forgive the small innocent and lovely lively and moving innocent out of the mud, so don't spray saliva on me, it's dirty, and I'm lazy to wipe.
24, you have little wings behind you, speak human -, you fly!
25, my class to put it nicely is colorful and instantaneous, to put it bluntly is deranged psychiatric hospital.
26, summer is here, to our class air-conditioning people, we married the class teacher to you ... Okay?
27, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, I don't have you will pretend.
28, in this look at the face look at the money look at the godfather era, I can only look at the sky look at the moon look at the stars.
29, the blue sky, such as washing the wind in the traffic temperature first after the light a mess
30, hot, cold, half-dreaming, half-awake, all feel wrong.
31, budding is actually a positive or negative word? Look at the looks.
32, the world's easiest thing to pass the time, is to talk to the small cloud; the easiest thing to doze off, is to fight with Xiaowei; the most people jumped to the feet of the thing is to watch the saliva of the same table in class, in the sky gorgeous out of a rainbow.
33, I like you. Really! Actually, I like you too! I just played Truth or Dare lost crouch to me to roll but I chose the truth
34, I learned is sacred knowledge, how can you use the score to measure, this is the defilement of the art!
35, you walk in the jianghu for so many years on Su rely on the face skin defense it is regardless of the different "Sina microblogging"
36, I feel that I opened a door is not allowed. After a long time, the chrysanthemum with a hoarse voice squeezed out such a sentence, the inner Malagobi, grass mud horse herd into the migration season. Misty Rong 《This is definitely not a rebirth》
37, can I slap my silk-surfaced shoes on your rampart-surfaced face? Mud egg yolk "when the starting point of the male wear to Jinjiang text"
38, the visitor eye sweep are lazy sweep, directly across him to walk to the war Zhan in front of, you also passed? War Zhan said: I am coming in to deliver the rice. Where is the rice? In the bucket. The bucket? He looked around. In front of me. War Zhan innocently looked back. Shortcake "aside the domineering"
39, war Zhan has always felt that he is growing rapidly, but the reality is always proved to be rapid is his imagination. Shortcake "spectator hegemony"
40, behind every Ultraman, there is a quietly punched little monster, so behind every stoic haughty sufferer, there is a cheeky rogue attack
41, this time usually should not have a blue armor, head wearing bamboo dragonfly, holding any door, reach for the righteous, such as Doraemon or something to save He?
42, there are always idiots who do idiotic things and then are seen as popular by a group of even more idiotic people.
43, all the directors will get a disease: the key time does not fall off the chain will die syndrome.
44, it's as if you're watching a dog-blooded TV series, the hero and heroine are about to get together, about to get married, and then you're thinking: ah, the following must be the male second to steal the hero, or the female second to steal the heroine (what's wrong with that?!). But to your surprise, the wedding actually went off without a hitch! What kind of divine development is this! and cloud "was raised and overwhelmed"
45, friendship this thing play well is a small time play broken is Zhen Huan biography
46, if anyone dares to curse me to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse him to buy instant noodles only seasoning packets
47, there are people with a high IQ and a low IQ, such as Xie ears; there are people with a low IQ and a high IQ, such as how some people have failed the exams but managed to get a great deal of control over their subordinates. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not a good person. Then you IQ IQ double low is to make a scene? The first thing you need to do is to find a daughter-in-law who will be angry and run away!
48, don't know too much about the heart is not good
49, you can't drink water because of the cup broken on the never drink water it
50, # extreme female # you want to be pampered with your man pampered please I really do not suffer bird Oh yes, forget that you do not have a man was your lack of love ah and then look at your own taste in clothes glancing at you know that the people are ground floor goods There are also qualified to say that people's home is poor and then poor you can not afford to buy a house ah do not understand you out of a door and also wear a mask with glasses with a hat you think you are a star ah even if you are naked into the mirror no one to see that you do not have breasts and no buttocks
51, suddenly found that people are a cheap animal can not get is always the most precious For example: the dream, a purely bullshit thing. Dream dream, that is, everyone dream think of something. So, I love the word ideal, rational imagination, and a line of realization of hope. Reality + imagination to pave the way to success.
52, if it is said that cutting off the hair is to cut off the memories, then I cut into the bald head is not to lose memory?
1, Li straight rigid, material in the correction, lost in the expostulation.
2, the public said that the public has a reason, the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law has a reason!
3, would rather be fat and exquisite, but also do not want to be thin and similar
4, "cute is actually a positive word or a negative word?" "Look at the looks."
5, all the directors will get a disease: the key time does not fall off the chain will die syndrome.
6, you see how he is so free and happy, how to plant the cause and effect!
7, the national football is not a disease kicked up a real life.
8, ass-kissing is the same as falling in love, not allowing a third party to look on coldly.
9, not to marry for the purpose of love is a hooligan.
10, in recent years, the wind section does not stand, the scholarly integrity of one day as a day.
11, you're right, I'm right, just a wind blowing out the promise
12, self-esteem, but not narcissism; self-confidence, but can not be arrogant.
13, men hate to seduce their wives, especially halfway.
14, Chinese students learn the language, in the end will not listen will not speak will not write, will not question.
15, a thousand times I love you, not as good as a thousand dollars I give you.
16, people only know to benefit from the harm, they just want to find benefit to go, everyone seeks benefit, how many things in between!
17, you when the protagonist can marry 100 daughter-in-law, a fight 1000 ghosts. It is so cheating!
18, the accountant said to you: "Come later to get your paycheck, I have no change at this time."
19, living in its position, no words, gentleman shame; have its words, no behavior, gentleman shame.
20, you can not drink water because the cup broke, and never drink water again.
21, in daily life, the rules and regulations of the people who wear clothes can not be handed over.
22, in the fire blue blade, he came out of the sand. In the brave heart, he comes out of the snowdrift!
23, men cheat when the IQ is second only to Einstein!
24, after the housing reform can not afford to live in the house after the medical reform can not afford to see the disease after the education reform can not afford to go to school.
25, see your face, I think your parents in the manufacture of your time did not seriously.
26, back to back, thinking more and more atrophied; test test test, the body more and more atrophied.
27, the beauty of the place, although defiled, the world can not be cheap; the evil of the place, although Gao Long, the world can not be expensive.
28, one day, I dreamed of spending all my money, woke up to see, the pocket is really empty ......
29, summer is here, to our class installed air conditioning people, we married the class teacher to you. Okay?
30, water injection of the grand finale pit ah /, completely did not solve the problem of Professor Du X life ah!
31, the mother star! It's been 400 years! You also do not properly decorate your. Plates gray dishes!
32, after the people less than Confucius and Yanzi, Mencius is carrying on, and often sighs the bureaucracy is not up to it, why the fool's very much.
33, learning is excellent, before it is a scholarly official, is now an official scholar.
34, the heart is different, each face. The difference is that they are all selfish. As for the public, it is not.
35, yesterday my father was watching. When Zhao said to Huo, you asshole! I felt like I was going to cry.
36, thick legs should wear school pants, people ugly should read more.
37, before I met you, my world is black and white, after I met you, wow, all black.
38, "You from the stars" ending was trolled: said good roll sheet it?
39, I can put my silk surface of the shoe shot to the face of your wall surface?
40, Professor Du and Qian Song Yi to the end also did not XXOO, the world will not be good.
41, bleeding for a week and still not dead animals must not be careless ......
42, slack life, is self-abandonment and self-violence.
43. Angels and devils play tug-of-war with my soul.
44, head down to have the courage, head up to have the bottom.
45, Chinese students learn the language, in the end will not listen, will not speak, will not write, will not question.
46, the blue sky, such as washing the wind in the traffic temperature first to come to the light a mess
47, not that I live pessimistic life so that I can not be optimistic
48, I'll tell you that I only watched half of the episode on the escape?
49, it seems to have overcome the saliva problem, I guess the huckleberry is not a problem.
50, lost love days is not terrible terrible is lost love days after ...... great aunt has not come!
51, about tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.
52, future generations of writers, strive for magnificent rhetoric, give up practical virtues.
53, in this look at the face look at the money look at the godfather era, I can only look at the sky look at the moon look at the stars.
54, eat grass, squeeze out the pimples.
55, do not want to be a cook tailor is not a good driver.
56, the ideal is very full, the reality is very bony
57, intolerable, re-intolerable.
58, everyone is equal in front of money, everyone is not equal in front of fate.
59, you have little wings behind you, speak human -, you fly!
60, Brother is a McDull level character!
61, Anyone can become vicious if you try to be jealous.
62, especially like the teacher fumed. Cursing us a lesson and then out of class
63, mermaid I love you, only you will not split legs!
64, empty head does not matter, the key is not to enter the water.
65, do not think that the top of the head of a pile of shit, they are the King Kong Huluwa.
66, the world's heart, stopping at the narrowness of seeing and hearing.
67, don't know too much about the heart is not good
68, I am a barber ~ to convince people
69, talk about money does not hurt feelings, talk about feelings of the most fucking hurt money.
70, hot, cold, half-dreaming, half-waking, all feel wrong.
71, red apricot is not out of the wall, resolutely dragged out.
72, I can pretend to be stupid, but you do not think I really stupid.
73, everyone has at least one dream, there is a reason to be strong.
74, the blessing can be good to take, the disaster can be evil call.
75, there is a kind of beast that looks like a human
76, the truth is like hair, only less and less, not more and more.
77, unrighteous people, why anti-harm me, think will revenge!
78, instead of letting others play me, I simply do not play ......
79, I have three high, high body, high intelligence, with a step-by-step high!
80, either you love me, or leave me, do not bother me.
81, stayed in the green hills, or no wood to burn.