Answer:Bride. Because today it's a bride and tomorrow it's a wife.
2 How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million dollars. Because of the single-mindedness!
3 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon?
Answer:40 million. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without "something ten million".
4 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test?
Answer: Encyclopedia (encyclopedias).
5 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today?
[Answer] To take their place in heaven
6 Question:What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 1,000.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of what if.
7 Question: What is the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao
Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: what does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 QUESTION: Which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest working and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking
Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest.
10 Question : How do you make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: press it a little.
Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).
11 Q: Which man in history was the fastest runner?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of Cao Cao
12 Question: which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!
Answer:40
Reason: Facts speak louder than bears
13 Question: What happens when a pig in a pen runs out?
Answer: Wang Lihong
Reason: coaxing it inside
14 Question: What if it comes out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: still coaxing
15 September 28th is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
16 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (sheep escape)
17What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai Shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
19Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
20 A bus was in an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming okay?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
21 There is a place where you can go in but not out.
Answer: The grave
22The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, and the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
23The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: Physical education class
24Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
25What did Christopher Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: Put the other foot in
26Why do people say that eating fish prevents you from getting nearsightedness?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes
27What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth
Answer: The spout of a teapot
28What kind of official can't give orders, and has to smile at people all the time?
Answer: Xinlang Official
29Why did a policeman run away when he saw a thief?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
30Smaller ate gum every day, but people still said his breath smelled bad, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
31 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: because trees can't jump
32 "You stand with a pig", guess an animal
Answer: elephant (像)
33The old king shaves forty to fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer:Old King is a barber
34What flower can't be touched
Answer:Sparkles
35What can be used to solve all the mysteries?
Answer: answer
36 When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
37 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?
Answer: a eunuch
38When does someone knock on the door and you never say come in?
Answer: when going to the toilet
39 Are black chickens or white chickens better? Why?
Answer: Black chickens are great and can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs.
40 Why do people like to sit down and watch movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
41What are the effects of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
42The tortoise and the hare are invited to race, and a pig is asked to be the judge, who will win?
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
43 How are the words spoken by two women similar to those of a thousand ducks?
Answer: nonsense (chicken) talk
44The farmer has a pig and a donkey in his house...at New Year's time do you think the farmer will kill the pig or the donkey first?
Answer: Would you rather kill the pig or the donkey
45Why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly so high?
Answer: Because the stars "flash"
46One day, a rare steak was walking down the street, when suddenly he saw a rare steak in front of him, but he paid no attention to him. Why didn't they say hello?
Answer: because they didn't know each other well
1. A bean fell down and you were the only one who could encourage him, why? ----- Chocolate Bean (Pig Encouraging Bean) 1 Who is the king of all beasts? ● The zoo director
2 What kind of person comes back after death? ● People in movies
3 What kind of hat should not be worn? ● nuts
4 What kind of book can't you buy in a bookstore? ● Posthumous books
5 What does an elephant's left ear look like? ● right ear
6 What water never runs out? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● hands, feet
8 What is the reason why a family member cries when they ask the doctor how the patient is doing and the doctor only holds up five fingers? ● three long and two short
9 When a chicken and a goose are placed on an iceberg at the same time, why does the chicken die but the goose does not? ● The goose is a penguin
10 What letter of the alphabet do people like to listen to and listen to the most? ●CD
11 What is the secret of human longevity? ● Keep breathing, don't cut off
12 What gets bigger the more angry you get? ● temper
13 What is a flower that blooms all year round? ● plastic flowers
14 Why does Chang'e like to live on the moon? ● Chang Moth loves to eat rabbit meat
15 What place has the narrowest road? ● The road of wrongdoers is narrow
16 What is a fart before death also called? ●An extinct sound
17 When would you never say come in when someone knocks on the door? ● In the toilet
18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● A safety island on the road
19 What is the safest place to be when the earth explodes? ● Hell
20 A group of fearful men were gathering to discuss how to revitalize their manhood, when they suddenly heard that their wives were coming, and they all fled in all directions, except for one man who didn't run, why? ● Fainted from fear
21 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It's the character for flat
22 What character is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals
23 A child and an adult were walking in the dark at night. The child was the adult's son, but the adult was not the child's father. ●Because they are mother and son
24 Two father-son pairs went to buy hats, why did they buy only three? ● Grandfather, father and son
25 Why doesn't the hammer break the egg? ● Of course it won't break
26 A man was being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, and he couldn't swim, but he got across. ● fainted
27 What is the world boxing champion knocked out easily? ● Drowsiness
28 What is a four-letter idiom for a woman who has been divorced several times? ● ex Gong (功)尽气(弃弃)
29 What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters to do? ● Make long-distance phone calls
30 When Columbus put one foot in the New World, what did he do immediately afterward? ● Put one foot in front of the other
31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ● Conjunction
32 When a heart transplant fails and the doctor asks the dying patient what his last words are, what do you think he'll say? ● Actually, you don't know my heart
33 When men drink together, why do they have to row? ●The toast is not done until it is done
34 What is the number when you divide an 8 into two halves? ●0
35 When does the sun come out of the west? ● When you swear
36 Is it possible that there is a newborn baby and there are two children who were born on the same day and year as him, and to the same parents, but they are not twins? ● Possibly, they are triplets
37 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes
38 A new hospital has opened in the city, with state-of-the-art equipment and excellent service. But what's strange is that it doesn't admit a single patient. ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 In winter, how can you turn ice into water immediately without heating it? ● Remove the two points of the ice
40 A hungry cat walks past a fat mouse. Why does the hungry old cat go on its way without even looking at the mouse? ● A blind cat meets a dead rat
41 Why does the peacock fly to the southeast and not to the northwest? ● Because there is a high wall in the northwest
42 A truck driver and a motorcycle rider collided, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider was fine. ● The truck driver was not driving at the time
43 Xiao Ming's mom has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and the third son is called what? ● Of course it was called Little Ming
44 There was a young man who had to cross a river on an errand; but there was no boat or bridge over the river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and in only one hour he reached the other side. That afternoon, the width of the river and the speed of its flow remained the same, and more importantly, so did the speed of his swimming, but it took him two and a half hours to reach the other side of the river. ●The two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 There was a very large ship on the sea, which had a crew of 60, but when it came to the 59th person, it actually sank into the sea! Why was this (there were no pregnant as well as overweight people present in the ship; and no heavy objects were on board)? ● Don't be nervous, it's a submarine
46 What is it that God doesn't know and you don't know and I don't know? ● A broken shoe sole
47 Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in a mirror, and are asked if they can see each other's faces? ● Of course, they can, they are standing face to face
48 What eggs can not be broken, boiled, and even more can not be eaten? ● Zero eggs "0" from a test
49 Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? ● The head hurts more
50 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' Zi is on the left. Mencius' son is on the top
51 What can you borrow without returning it? ● Borrow light
52 What is the first animal you see when you go into a zoo? ● a ticket taker
53 What can't be magnified by a magnifying glass? ● angles
54 What increases by half when it is turned upside down? ●6
55 What is something that you can destroy just by calling its name? ● Silence
56 What comes often but never really comes? ● Tomorrow
57 When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents were at a loss because of the language barrier, and Xiao Wang didn't know the slightest bit of a foreign language, and he wasn't deaf or mute, but he didn't feel the slightest bit inconvenienced as if he were in his own country. ● Wang is a baby
58 How can you write red with a blue pen? ● Write the word "red"
59 When a car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● The spare tire
60 What happens when a natural black marble is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7? ● Sinking to the bottom of the river
61 Under what circumstances does a person go up in smoke? ● Cremation
62 What is the best way to mesmerize a man with a fox spirit, and what is the best way to mesmerize a man and a woman together? ● Alcohol
63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby with no eyes? ● Chickens lay eggs
64 Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight to the death? ● No one dared to talk them out of it
65 Mr. Lin had an artificial heart replaced after major surgery. When he got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why was this? ● There was no genuine love for her
66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this doing? ● Dreaming
67 Black chickens are great or white chickens are great, why? ● Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs
68 When you come home in the middle of the night only to realize that you forgot to bring your keys, and no one else is at home, what is your greatest wish? ● The door is unlocked
69 What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not being afraid of the sun
70 If the world is going to end tomorrow, why do people want to kill themselves today? ● To take a seat in heaven
71 What is the one dish that a manager can't cook, but is particularly good at? ● Fried squid
72 What kind of wine should not be drunk? ● Iodine
73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to people? ● As long as you don't drink it
74 What is the one thing that you don't have to put effort into hitting? ● Dozing
75 What is one thing that people who buy it know, and people who sell it know, but only people who use it don't know? ● Coffin
76 It is said that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● A bound book
77 What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows
78 A cow walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns right, and asks where does the cow's tail face? ● Toward the ground
79 "Innate" means inherited from parents, what is "acquired"? ●The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● Marriage
81 How is it fair to divide 9 oranges among 13 children? ● Juice it
82 What is the best way to put a pencil on the floor so that no one can step over it? ● Put it against the wall
83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ● She can't sit on it
84 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? ● Trees can't jump
85 What is the one thing in the world that carries people at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour and doesn't have to be refueled or otherwise fueled? ● Earth
86 What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? ● A stunning woman
87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● Fear of eating their own fingers
88 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath ● Mudbloods
89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South "Wu" Amitabha Buddha
90 What is it not illegal to steal? ● Laughing
91 Do you know where most modern scientists were born? ● In hospitals
92 Why do geese fly south? ● Because it's too slow to walk on their feet
93 You can eat winter squash, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but what squash can't you eat? ● Fools
94 There were 6 buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but there was 1 left in the basin, why? ●The last child took the basin with him
95 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? ● Old King is a barber
96 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is this word? ● It's the word "wrong"
97 What kind of car is hard to move? ● A windmill
98 Why did Ming get a model student when he never studied? ● Two sides. The inside and the outside
100 Which month has 28 days? ● Every month has 28 days