Source: interesting it ┊ 2013-10-27 ┊ ┊ 8591 ┊ ┊ Collection
There are people in the world to ask questions, there are people to answer. Read the students know, a lot of answers spilling, long-winded, chicken soup paradigm, so people can not bear to look at, can only be unknown. Selected some of the divine replies on Zhihu, to ensure that you can not help but praise after reading, feel to the IQ to complete a recharge.
Culture
Q: Why do the characters in Gu Long's novels love to be named after numbers, especially odd numbers? What is the special meaning of the names of very many characters in Gu Long novels are odd numbers? For example: Sheng San, Long Wu, Du Qi, Zhu Qi Qi, Xiao 11 Lang, Yan 13, Peng 13 beans.
A: I may want to give a feeling that it is hard to get rid of.
Q: Yang Chou and Xiaolongnu in love, the divine sculpture what feelings?
A: divine sculpture washing clothes to go ......
Q: Huang Rong wore a soft hedgehog armor, why Ouyangke lightly touch her body on the hands of stabbing pain, Guo Jing tightly hold her but all right? Is it possible to automatically regulate whether the thorns stand up?
A: QQ has "invisible to its visible"; soft hedgehog armor also has "with thorns to its touchable".
Q: How do I get started listening to rock?
A: Don't start listening to rock, just kick the door in.
Q: What are some strange Chinese characters that foreigners have written on themselves?
A: There was an episode of "Here Comes Kangxi" where he saw a foreigner with a tattoo of the Chinese character "Ren" on his arm, and he thought it was not bad, but he knew Chinese culture.
In the end, the sleeve was pulled open, and it turned out that the tattoo was "stir-fried shrimp".
Q: I would like to ask the calligrapher to write a word, 4 to 6 words, the content is to send good wishes or inspirational, write which words are better?
A: Flora is thin.
Q: How to evaluate the movie "Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains"?
A: It's a movie that even Yang Lijuan couldn't watch.
Q: How do you say "I love you" in Chinese?
A: I have an ancestral chromosome I want to give you.
Q: Ying Zheng called himself "Qin Shi Huang" (秦始皇) and "Shi Huang Di" (始皇帝), which is so close to "Qin Shi Huang" (秦死皇) and "Shi Huang Di" (死皇帝). "What were the taboos at that time?
Answer: first do not spit the emperor died with the collapse, first do not spit the death in that would not have cursed the meaning of the first do not spit the death of the ancient sound read sei, the beginning of the pass through the critical.
Come read with me: ten is ten, four is four, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty.
Q: How does a loser immigrate?
A: Poverty can't migrate.
Q: Interview question "Have you ever copied someone else's homework?" What would you answer and what is the purpose of HR asking this question?
A: I have copied. Every time I finished copying, I was very responsible to tell my classmates about the mistakes in the assignments, and I gave him my finished assignments in return for reference.
After work, I realized that there is another word for this kind of behavior: Peer Review.
Technology
Q: Why don't you make metal toothpicks?
A: Wouldn't that be a needle? ......
Q: If you met Steve Jobs, what would you most want to tell him?
A: I don't want to meet him just yet.
Q: The Windows Recycle Bin can't be retrieved after it's emptied, why did Microsoft design it that way? Is there a way to improve it?
A: The way to improve it is to have another dump behind the Recycle Bin; another incineration station behind the dump; and another time travel machine behind the incineration station.
Q: What do you say after the other person says "huh"?
A: [auto-reply] Hi, I'm not in right now, I'll contact you later.
Q: Why do some people (mainly girls) want to take pictures and post them on the Internet when they are eating out?
A: Probably for fear of an Alzheimer's attack. Make a simple memory backup.
Q: Is the surface of Pikachu smooth or furry?
A: The cheaper ones are smooth, the more expensive ones are furry.
Q: Can tap water in Shanghai be boiled and drunk directly?
A: You can't drink it directly after boiling, no matter where the tap water is, please let it cool down before drinking.
Q: What are the recommended books for programmers? I've been feeling so short of books since I got out of my internship, but I don't know which ones to read.
A: Rehabilitation and Prevention of Whiplash.
Q: What are the effects of having one less kidney in the body?
A: Don't think about it too much, enjoy your iPhone.
Q: What is the relationship between an earthworm divided into nine segments and when each of those nine segments grows into nine earthworms? Answer from the earthworm's point of view only!
A: The most familiar and unfamiliar earthworm.
Q: Why do dishwashers sell for so much money? Where is the technology in it? It can easily cost 5,000 or even tens of thousands of dollars. But is it really that technical?
It seems to be a box with a couple of nozzles and a couple of blow-dry fans. It's not that complicated compared to refrigerators, air conditioners, and these appliances.
A: Because dishwashers solve family conflicts.
Q: Why do Chinese people prefer to take pleasure in hitting others, it is a kind of psychology?
A: Striking others does produce pleasure, commonly known as "percussion".
Q: What can an iPad do that an iPhone can't?
A: Stew an instant noodle bucket.
Q: How do you identify whether a girl is good-looking through her Weibo photos?
A: Two simple steps. ① Find the sisters she often @; ② Find the photos of @ her in her sisters' posts.
Believe me, women always put the best looking photo from their own angle, "As for what others look like, it's none of my business."
Life class
Q: Isn't it true that beautiful women almost always come from ordinary or even poor families, while the daughters of rich families are rather unattractive? Why?
A: Because the good-looking girls from rich families you can't reach, no intersection is not in a time and space.
Q: Why don't you want to eat the last few bites of your meal?
A: If the question doesn't add anything, the answer is: because you scooped too much rice.
Q: How can you tell which position in the subway will get off early?
A: The person who puts their cell phone back in their pocket.
Q: What cruel thing have you done?
A: When I was a kid, I had a little turtle, and one day I realized it suddenly wouldn't move, so I buried it with a lot of pain!
There was also a stick of incense. Later I learned the word "hibernation" in class.
Q: My baby daughter is 3 weeks old, she wants something but she doesn't say so, she wants it only when you ask her and give it to her, is there a psychological barrier?
A: Let's not talk about three years old, thirty-year-old women are like this.
Q: What is the most annoying thing about using a bathtub?
A: After it washes you, you still have to wash it.
Q: How do you see ghosts?
A: Every time I walk into a study room (or whatever) and find an empty seat, I'm just about to sit down when the student next to me says, "Sorry, there's someone here!"
Q: What is a student to do when college rules say that girls can't wear shorts and skirts that don't go past the knee?
A: The school notice says, "Girls cannot wear shorts or skirts that do not go above the knee." The principal is so bad! Now you can only wear short skirts, not long ones.
Q: There are eight people in the dormitory, and seven of them go to bed late, but Ming is the only one who goes to bed on time, according to the wisdom of the Chinese people, how should Ming deal with this matter?
A: It would be easier for Ming to buy a dollar and a half earplugs, so don't bother with Chinese wisdom on such a big issue.
Q: Why do some people start cursing others for poor driving as soon as they get behind the wheel?
A: Because there are only two kinds of people in a driver's eyes: rookies who drive slower than me, and idiots who drive faster than me.
Q: What is the loneliest moment?
A: Going to the city for a pigeon release contest and you're the only one there.
Q: How much can I get for a permanent bike that I've been riding for nearly 35 years? In addition to the slightly worn appearance, the other performance is very good, the back seat has some problems, you can carry things, usually not people. The bike is green, so how much is it worth?
A: basically scrap metal price, it is recommended to give this car a story and then throw the beans to sell.
Emotional
Q: What should a girl reply to her boyfriend's comment "I'm drunk"?
A: The opportunity to turn around has finally arrived: drink more hot water.
Q: What should I do if I lose interest in a girl?
A: Poets only sing about love before they kiss a girl. After they get a woman, they start singing about freedom.
Q: What is the result of getting back together with an ex?
A: It's the same recipe, the same familiar flavor.
Q: What does it mean when a girl gives a frog toy to a guy?
A: It's probably the most toad-like toy she could buy.
Q: What group dance is appropriate for two boys and 25 girls? It's not what dances need to be danced, it's what theme and what plot should be danced.
There are only two boys in the class and they need to be taken care of.
A: Jump rope.
Q: A pretty girl is eating a candy cane, how do I ask her to convince her that I'm not here to hit on her, but rather to find out where I got the candy cane?
A: Actually, it's OK to reverse the order of the pickup line. "Beauty, hello, you're so pretty, I saw you from a long way off and wanted to come over and say hello to you ...... That, I want to ask, where did you buy the sugar gourd you're eating?"
Q: My first girlfriend said I was her nth boyfriend (n < 10), and I feel a little unacceptable. Should I continue?
A: The big boss hides his strength to give you experience value, and you actually don't want it.
Q: Beautiful breasts, long legs, white skin, which two are more valuable if you choose two out of three?
A: When I was a kid, I was always worried about whether I should go to Tsinghua or Peking University. Later on later on, I realized that I was actually overthinking it.
Q: Is it considered a mistress to be in a relationship with someone who is not yet divorced?
A: It's hard to say, it could also be a junior four or five ......
Q: If you are given a chance, what will you give to your ex when you break up? Heavy like lingerie, light like books, and the most extreme I've seen send some sort of talisman imbued with mystical spells ......
A: A child.
Q: female friends sent "wqshxygsn,wfcdxhn,sysrwmqkfb,wkybnkj", what does this mean?
A: Actually, she's wiping her keyboard, so you're overthinking it.
Q: girlfriend net name lotus makeup, how to write a poem to coax her happy?
A: Nothing is not happy, eating long three pounds. The first thing you need to do is to take off your lotus makeup and become a sumo wrestling champion.
Q: Wife's life goal is actually "teach your children", what should I do? Wife is a literature student, writing is very good, hobbies are very broad, cooking is also first-class. Such a person does not go out to do things, should be said by others. People talk.
A: Your wife should go to someone else's house to teach her children.