Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, and mechanics want your car to break down. Only thieves and insurance companies are the kindest, and they always want you to be prosperous and safe.
3. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.
Eating less than one meal every day can save a lot of money over time, which can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.
6. Being rich and having face is called a male god. Having money and face is called husband, and having face and no money is called Lan Yan. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good person ... ah, what a painful understanding!
It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave.
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Three tragedies: the person you want to invite didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.
9. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. What's more, this month, the whole world will treat you better.
I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich. 1 1. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!
12. I am worth tens of millions, with countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. I have nothing since I lost my QQ number.
Thirteen. You can't wake up someone who doesn't return your messages, but red envelopes can.
14. Smart people are sweet-mouthed, and annoying people can act, but you can't do anything but be cheated.
15. In the past, the mail of horses and chariots was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now that the network technology is developed, it will be green one day.
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16. Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back. Talk back when you explain, and recite when you say one more word.
Seventeen. Good people have to go through it.
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It takes 1 1 to become a Buddha. The bad guys can become a Buddha as long as they put down their butcher knives.
18. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money.
19. God spread wisdom to the world, and I wisely held an umbrella.
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When I was ten years old, I owned my own house in Beijing. Now I have finished half of my goal: I have done it.
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Ten years old.
Twenty one. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.
22. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.
23. I spent a sack of money to go to college. I traded it for a bag of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!
24. Wandering around in the first half of my life, cooking soup in the second half, applying eye cream late at night, putting medlar in beer, ginseng in cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.