Repertoire: Freshman Class Meeting
(Appearance: Teacher, Zhang Yi, Li Er, Wang San, Liu Mei, Lin Xiao, Meng Si, Wu Liu)
Language: Mandarin (used by all teachers), Zhuang language, Mandarin.
Venue: classroom (podium, seven sets of independent student desks and chairs)
(1) adjourned
During the activity time, Liu Mei practices writing on the blackboard. Zhang Yi and Li Er are playing, and Wang San is cheering for them. Meng Si and Wu Liu are laughing and fighting in the back seat.
Lin Xiao came into the classroom, quietly followed Liu Mei, threw a piece of chalk at her and walked to her seat with a smile.
Liu Mei turned his head and looked at the suspicious man. She asked the class angrily, "(Zhuang Hua) Who lost me?"
Look at Liu Mei. The boys stopped talking and went on with their games.
Meng Si Uliu inexplicably replied: "(Zhuang Hua) Who lost you? No time! "
Lin Xiao: "(Zhuang Hua) It's not me anyway!" Say that finish laughed out.
"(argue irrationally) Oh, it's you!" Liu Mei chased him with chalk, and they fought in the classroom. The scene was noisy.
The bell rang suddenly. The teacher appeared at the door, and someone shouted: "(Mandarin, Zhuang language) The teacher is coming!"
Hua, take your positions.
in the classroom
The teacher stepped onto the platform, everyone stood up, said hello, and then sat down.
The teacher tidied up the lecture notes and smiled: "(Mandarin) students have been studying and living in middle schools for more than a week. In this class meeting, I want to ask you how much you know about middle school first? "
"There are too many classes in (Mandarin) middle schools, which is difficult!" Wang San made a sound first.
Li Er echoed: "(Mandarin) will teach itself at night!"
"Nothing can compare with elementary school!" The voices of several people.
The teacher smiled: "Middle school is certainly not as easy as primary school, because when you grow up, you will naturally have more subjects to learn." It is impossible to have two subjects like elementary school. "
"(argue irrationally) Don't say anything, if only there were a billiard table in the school." Zhang Yihuang shook his head and said.
"(argue irrationally) also! You still want the casino! " Liu Mei shrugged it off.
"(Zhuang Hua) Haha-someone from another class came to our dormitory to gamble last night and was almost seen by the teacher on duty." Li Erxiao.
"Really?" The teacher frowned. "Are you involved in gambling?"
"(Mandarin) Yes, everyone has a share. I don't have enough money. I only bet a dime. If I don't win, I will go to the classroom. " Wang.
Zhang Yi said: "(Zhuang Hua) someone lent me twenty cents and I haven't paid it back yet."
The teacher couldn't listen any longer: "I think I must warn everyone here that schools are places to study, not casinos, and all kinds of gambling activities are strictly prohibited." I hope you won't do this again! "
"(Zhuang Hua) It's okay. In our village, both old people and children gamble. My parents said that everyone said that all China was gambling. " Zhang Yi said.
The teacher said sternly: "This statement is made by people who want to gamble. Who went all over China to investigate? " ? Or listen to other people's nonsense? No investigation, no right to speak! If you want to gamble, don't look around for reasons! You are just students, and your only task is to study, so don't get into contact with these bad habits too early, and ask your parents to be your role models at home! "
"(Mandarin) That's right. Those adults gamble all day and ignore us. When they asked for money to buy pens and notebooks, they said no, and then there was nothing. " Meng Si said angrily.
"So starting today, I ask my classmates to stay away from gambling, which is a bad thing. Don't touch it at school or at home, or even look at it. Out of sight, out of mind, you won't want to gamble again. " The teacher came to a conclusion. The topic changed: "The students who stayed in the dormitory have also lived for more than a week. I don't know if everyone has adapted to school life? "
"(Mandarin) teacher, teacher, someone in our dormitory cried in the middle of the night last night! Crying so loudly. " Lin Xiao stood up and said.
Wu Liuying and: "Well-yes, everyone is awake, and no one can sleep."
"Do you know who it is? Why are you crying?" The teacher asked.
Liu Mei said with a smile, "(Zhuang Hua) is from another class, not our class. Ask her, she said she wants to go home. "
Meng Si said with a smile, "(Mandarin) Then several people began to cry, and even the next class came to ask."
Wang San also smiled and said, "(Mandarin) We didn't sleep last night."
"Oh. "By the way," the teacher asked, "what happened to you last night? Why are your names posted on the blackboard early in the morning?
Is it? "
Zhang Yi got up and patted Li Er in the front seat: "It's him. He said that his mother made a bottle of Chili sauce, which was delicious and made everyone want to eat it. "
"(argue irrationally) blame me again, and you are not greedy." Li Er refuses to accept.
Wang said: "(Putonghua) Everyone got up and scrambled to eat, and it was noisy. Students in the second and third grades came to knock on the door, and someone in our class went back and stayed overnight. "
It was noisy at that time, but then the teacher came in and wrote down our names, which was written this morning. "
You!' The teacher was in distress situation. "Why are you still like some three-year-old children? Middle school students haven't realized yet! What about the female classmates,
Although some of them have never left their parents since childhood, you will begin to learn to be independent when you grow up. You can't avoid your father all your life.
Behind mom, so you'll never grow up. And male students, you have no concept of time, you can't tell day from night, and you don't rest when you should rest, which also affects other students' rest. This is too inappropriate, so pay attention to it in the future. "
"Oh-"the whole class answered.
The teacher concluded: "I hope everyone can adapt to junior high school life as soon as possible and make their thoughts and behaviors consistent with the daily behavior norms of middle school students, and the sooner the better."
Become a qualified middle school student. "
"Thank you, teacher!"
When the bell rings,
"The class meeting is over here!" The teacher picked up the handout, and everyone stood up. The class was over. The teacher went out.
(3) Class time
Li Er slapped Zhang Yi with a book: "(Zhuang Hua) said I said I!"
Zhang Yi hit back: "(Zhuang Hua) You brought it, who are you talking about?"
When they got up, Li Er chased after Zhang Yi: "(Arguing irrationally) I called you greedy!" Leave the back door.
Wang San smiled at the back and followed.
Go to the back and whisper to Lin Xin: "(Zhuang Hua) I have two dollars!"
Lin Xiaohuan shouted: "(Zhuang Hua) Wow, treat, treat!"
second
Dear classmates, I miss you so much.
Well, who are you? Everyone who knows you misses you.
Hey, what are you talking about here? I have to know them.
B: No, I'm not asking if you know them. No, I mean if they know you. (to the audience) Do you know him?
Look, it's you. If people don't know you, just stand there.
B: Of course.
A: Not really. So, do a test. If you know him, please raise your hand. Look, no one raised their hands.
B: Hey, is there anyone like you? Yes Let me introduce you first.
A: My name is Peng Lei.
B: My name is Bai Xin.
A: We actually know each other.
B: Well, my good friend is really warm in a cotton-padded jacket these days, but it gets cold in a T-shirt. Do you still want to wear it?
I'm just joking with everyone. So what are we going to talk about?
B: sensitive and exciting.
A: What?
B: Puppy love.
I exercise every morning to see how great my body is. See if my biceps are fake?
(action)
B: I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about that.
Which one?
B: Hmm.
A: Oh, I concentrate on my studies and have no distractions.
I also attach importance to study, but those girls always make eyes at me.
A: What eyes?
B: Radio waves in autumn.
What do they all look like?
B: They are all taller than cows. I can scare the hell out of Shi with a twist of my head. I can't stand it any longer. I want to * *.
Answer: Slow down, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. Everyone has a lock that can't be opened and just wants to open it.
Yes, I want to forget it. Once I want to forget it, I will write them a love letter. One day, I stuffed a love letter into a girl's textbook.
Did she see it?
Of course, I'm excited.
A: Then what?
I called the police.
Did you call the police? What did you write?
B: I've been following you for a long time, hehehehehe.
How do you intimidate others?
B: I haven't written it before I knew it wouldn't work, and then I changed it.
What did you change?
B: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Grab your furry hand and take a gentle bite. Love makes us walk upright.
A: How about this time?
B: She smiled after reading it.
Yo, smile?
B: Then open your mouth and tell me, you protein!
Wow, you made it!
B: No, her protein is an idiot and neurotic.
A: Is this the end?
B: It's over.
What a sad love story! Let me borrow your shoulder.
B: The first love that died was stillborn and crashed mercilessly.
A: Hey, Bai Xin, life setbacks are inevitable. Suffering and sadness are a person's spiritual wealth. The road to study is hard. Don't covet the scenery on the road. It's not too late to appreciate it when you arrive. Men are born to men's mothers, and women are born to women's mothers. Once a man is mixed with a woman, he will become neither a man nor a woman. Students should focus on learning, be pure and indifferent, cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's nature, so as to show the true nature of men.
So am I really wrong?
A: Youth is fleeting, so we should cherish it. Don't wait to fool a teenager's head before you feel sad.
B: I want to get rid of the ocean of addiction and strive for future progress.
A: Then show everyone your determination.
B: There was a precious time before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The saddest thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance, I will study hard. If I have to put a restriction in front, I hope it will be a lifetime.
Ok, we have made up our minds. Talk about learning!
B: OK!
Speaking of study, Bai Xin, how was your previous study?
Just so-so
A: Well, don't be modest.
No, I never know how to write modesty.
A: Modesty, modesty, as the saying goes, excessive modesty is a sign of pride.
Really? During the senior high school entrance examination, I showed my mother my report card, which made her vomit blood.
A: What's wrong?
B: My mother saw it and asked me why I failed geography.
What did you say?/Sorry?
B: normal! Don't you know the way home?
A: That's true. ?
B: My mother asked again. What should I do if I fail math?
What's your answer?
B: normal! Do you need functions when shopping?
A: Yes, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division will solve it. ?
B: My mother went on to ask what to do if I failed in English.
A: You don't need English to buy food.
B: What? I said we are all from China.
A: Well, that's right. What other subjects, right, physics, how about physics? ?
I failed physics, too.
What do you think of this?
B: normal! Did Foxconn consider air resistance when jumping off a building? ?
A: Who will think about this when he is dying? It really hurts. What about politics? Politics?
B: I failed politics, too
Is this normal?
B: Of course it's normal. China has a population of1300 million. Is it your turn to be president?
It's good. What about Chinese? You come from China, so you won't fail, will you?
Well, you're right. You failed Chinese, too.
A: Ah!
B: Ah, what! Do you swear by rhetoric?
A: Hi! What is this and what is it!
Now you know I'm not modest.
Well, forget it. ?
B: no, I heard that you are doing well in your studies?
No, no, just so-so.
Now you are modest.
No, no. This is what my teacher taught me. Our teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular. During the Qingming holiday, I want to sweep the grave at home. Do you think this is not good? ?
Hey, no wonder.
A: No, Bai Xin, haven't you ever thought about studying?
Yes, of course, there are always 3 0 days a month when a person doesn't want to study. So I named myself "Pressure Mountain" in English.
A: No, don't you envy those learning geniuses?
B: Isn't genius just a lot of talent? ? I wish I were a genius.
You are a real talent.
Yes, I saw it. Who is more talented than me?
A: Why?
B: My buddy sleeps in the first row. I woke up suddenly, and then turned off the lights to sleep. At that time, the whole class looked stupid? Hey, doesn't your teacher care?
B: Whatever! The teacher said that the only shortcoming today is; If the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not disturb the students sleeping in front. ?
A: Hey, there are such teachers. What about your home?
My family is very strict. Women's singles are below 80 points, men's singles are below 70 points, and men and women are below 60 points.
A double room.
A: Huh? What does this mean?
B: Mom hit me under B:80. B: Dad hit me under B:70, and Mom and Dad hit me under 60.
A: I don't think it has any impact.
B: Who cares how bitter my heart is and where I will go tomorrow?
A: If you don't study hard, you might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes. If you don't study hard, you might as well go home and farm.
B: Don't be lazy with me. I'm too lazy to compete with you.
Okay, you are cruel.
It's so easy! Holding a lighter, a textbook, a high-profile lighter, you won't point anywhere. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.
Don't worry, it's all burnt out! !
To tell the truth, it's really hard for me to study.
A: What's the difficulty?
B: Reading makes me sleepy, thirsty and hungry, and I want to go to the toilet.
That's easy to handle.
What should I do?
Answer: Drink red bull when you are thirsty and hungry, red bull when you are sleepy and tired, and red bull when you have frequent urination and urgency. Red bull, red bull, neither red nor cow.
B: But we only have yellow cattle, not red cattle.
What do you do at school?
B: I was at school, jumping, laughing, fighting, sleeping during the day and shooting at night, but I got under the bed and bit the mouse.
A: You study during the day, eat at night and go to the toilet. You should consider learning everything.
Learn before you learn.
B: That won't do. If you study all night, you have to sleep during the day. Reading while eating, I did it twice.
Risemi, put it in your nose three times, put it in someone's mouth four times.
I'm afraid to read in the toilet.
What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid of falling in. I won't swim there. I'm not married and have children, I want to live a happy life! !
Hey, why are you in love again?
When the two men walked to the back door, Lin turned to greet Meng Siwu: "(Zhuang Hua) Come on, someone will treat you!" Go down.
Meng Si pulled May 6th up and said, "(Zhuang Hua) What shall we do? Don't wait for me? I have a share! "
(end of the play)