Birthday greetings are humorous and incisive.

Today is your birthday. I pray that the wind energy will cross the valley of Qian Shan, and with her tender feelings like water, I will brush away the fatigue on your face, clean up the dust of your heart, shake off the burden of your whole body, and let you walk along calmly and smartly!

The leader's birthday is a treat, everyone sends money and things, and strangers send couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

Send you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.

Flowers still bloom every year, but they are different from year to year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Go ahead, come on ... After reading the text message, the deadline has passed.

Hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

Inspirational: someone found something at a certain time and place in a certain year, a certain month, a certain day. Some things are valuable: a million dollars in cash, a check, a second car, a ton of gold and silver. If you lose it, please find someone to claim it. What? Who is someone? Silly, isn't that the person who is reading the text message? Haha, it's yours if no one claims it. Happy birthday!

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

Once upon a time, there was a pig who stayed in a drift bottle for a long time and was born. Later, every time the drift bottle passed by, the pig would hold a drift bottle that looked like a mobile phone in a daze and look at the label on the bottle: "Happy birthday!" " "

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you Pepsi every day, Fanta, Wahaha, Pepsi every month and Gao Legao every year. Your mood is like Sprite, and you will always be eye-catching.

It's ugly when the world is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

You weave calendars with beautiful rings and fragrant ink. On this day every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts!

Boss, today is your birthday. Send a message to wish you a happy birthday. Please rest assured that I will work hard and do it well. I wish you a happy birthday, good health and happiness forever.

You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will be happy forever! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.