2. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."
In this life, besides falling in love at first sight, people have to be blind once.
The goddess who pursued for many years finally ignored me, and her attitude was quite good. She said this: "How do you want your hair cut?"
I am a neat freak, and I can't tolerate other people's cockroaches coming to my house and my little cockroaches to grab something to eat.
6. Go out for dinner with your brother. After eating, he took out the paper and said to me, come on, wipe your mouth! I said I'm not finished yet! Brother said: can't you wipe it after eating? I glanced at him leisurely: haven't you wiped your ass after taking a shit?
7. The teacher asked, "A person wants to boil a pot of boiling water. When he was halfway through the fire, he found that there was not enough wood. What should he do? " Some students said to look for it quickly, while others said to borrow and buy it. The teacher said, "Why don't you pour some water from the pot?" The students suddenly realized.
8. When I was a child, I was beaten by my mother because of a mistake. I didn't shed a tear. After the fight, my mother stroked my head: silly child, why don't you run! Does it hurt? I cried when I heard this sentence. You chased me for two blocks. Tell me where else I can run.
9. One day, I took down the TV. My father said to me: If you are well, it will be fine. If you are uncomfortable, I will kill you.
10, a beautiful female classmate chased me to my house and cried. What should I do if you leave? My mother was anxious and asked me: What's your relationship? I was puzzled and said, it doesn't matter. The girl cried and said, Aunt, don't get me wrong. He's gone, and I'll be the last one.