Crosstalk between good students and bad students

The crosstalk "Good Students and Bad Students" is as follows:

A: As a crosstalk performer, we should pay attention to observing life. The creation of crosstalk works comes from life!

Shut up! I'm watching!

A: Oh, observe life!

B: Observe beautiful women! There is one in front, the sea, the fairy sister!

A: Be careful not to be beaten into a pervert! After my observation, I found that most of our campus are good students!

B: of course, there are naughty ones!

A: I am a typical representative of a good student!

B: I am the leader of bad students!

A: I have one of the most important conditions to be a good student!

What terms!

A: Handsome!

B: Bah! Shameless!

A: Why?

Do you know how I felt when I first met you?

How do you think?

I never want to see you again!

A: Me!

B: If you say so, I have an important condition that I am a bad student!

A: handsome?

You see, he admitted that I was handsome.

A: Who admitted it?

Do you know what the girls in our class say about me?

A: I don't know!

B: They say I look like Alejandro Delfino on my left and Tony Leung Chiu Wai on my right.

A: From the front, it looks like eating food!

B: You are a foodie! There is a poem written especially for me.

A: What poem?

If being handsome is a crime, I ... a good student and a bad student A: As a crosstalk performer, we should pay attention to observing life, and the creation of crosstalk works comes from life! Good cross talk works come from solid life experience ... What are you doing?

Shut up! I'm watching!

A: Oh, observe life!

B: Observe beautiful women! There is one in front, the sea, the fairy sister!

A: Be careful not to be beaten into a pervert! After my observation, I found that most of our campus are good students!

B: of course, there are naughty ones!

A: I am a typical representative of a good student!

B: I am the leader of bad students!

A: I have one of the most important conditions to be a good student!

What terms!

A: Handsome!

B: Bah! Shameless!

Crosstalk classification:

Stand-up crosstalk performed by actors. Long stand-up crosstalk, usually performed several times, is similar to storytelling, but pays more attention to paragraphs.

In cross talk, there are two actors, and the actors are funny. According to the content and language style of the table, it can be divided into three categories: one is heavy, the other is heavy, and the other is full of life.

Crosstalk, the number of actors is more than 3. A is called "tease", B is called "hug" and C is called "greasy seam".