When I was in my hometown, I felt a little dizzy, my throat was blocked and my chest ached.
Haizi, who just returned from Zhejiang, patted me on the shoulder. "Nothing, this weather is like this."
I don't know whether he said the weather should be like this or I should be like this, but "nothing" is obviously a comfort.
My heart is really wide and my chest hurts, which is generally not a small problem. In a few days, the unit will organize a physical examination. I have to check it, find it early and treat it early.
Many people don't understand that health is not a state, but a responsibility. It doesn't belong to one person, it belongs to the big family of parents, lovers, children, brothers and sisters.
Not letting your health problems become a burden to your family is a truly responsible performance for your family.
It was not eight o'clock when I went downstairs to the medical examination center.
Colleagues who had a physical examination two days ago came back and told us that there were not many people. I don't think there are many people anyway, so don't worry.
At the gate, I took out a cigarette and lit one. After smoking, I lingered for a while, then got on the elevator and walked into the lobby of the physical examination center.
When I entered the hall, I found that I was wrong. Today's physical examination people are like locusts, dancing a large group of people.
The little girl at the service desk, all smiles, handed me a number plate, 2 10.
It's over. It's less than twelve o'clock today, so I don't think I can have a nutritious breakfast.
The blood drawing team has five lines. Remember last year, there were only three.
I went around every team, and I was not in a hurry to queue. The team in the middle is the longest and the team on the right is the shortest.
The longest line, everyone is waiting in line. The nurse who drew blood, tall, light and gentle, is a beautiful girl with a little taste of sinking fish and falling geese. I see.
As an experienced person, I know that even if you are elegant as a gentleman and mighty as a knight in public, you can't win a temporary favor, let alone get her micro-signal. If you cross the line, you may even call the police.
I am the kind of person who is introverted and good at making secret efforts. In Changsha dialect, honest people do solid things, and I despise doing such useless things. I chose the shortest team on the right.
I found the man at 24 1 standing in the middle of the longest line. It seems that this man has not been hit and is not mature enough.
Later, it was found that the 24 1 left after drawing blood, and there were three people in front.
I seem to be wrong again.
After drawing blood, I hold the needle eye with a cotton swab. I saw all the physical examination items at the door, except urine test, which is quite rare.
"Can I make a urine test? I haven't done other projects yet. " I asked the nurse.
"Yes, it won't affect."
I felt something was wrong when I entered the toilet. Today, I held back my urine and went for a B-ultrasound. I have to have a urine test. What should I do if I can't surpass anything in the back?
Otherwise, leave half? I think.
The philosophy of "half" has existed since ancient times. "Good wine and good drink teach you to be a little tipsy, and good flowers are half-blooming", which is a wonderful way to stand up; "How can life be complete? Everything is only half satisfactory. " This is the true meaning of life. My decision may be right.
When I put the test tube in the window, it still doesn't feel right. Look what people put there. A big barrel of yellow liquid is full, and mine is less than a third.
Hey, isn't that a little short? Will the measured index be discounted to one third?
Water under the bridge, I'm too embarrassed to drink any more.
Forget it, let it go.
The X-ray photos of that place are crowded and noisy. An older woman is in command of the team, gentle and calm.
"Step forward, step forward, hey, that's it, sit next to each other."
"You sit in the third row in the back. Hey, it's right there. Sit in line. It's your turn soon."
"You three, go in and take pictures. Come, come, sit up, hey, that's it, sit next to each other. "
Some people commented on "Six Chapters of Cadre School", saying that "resentment is not anger, but lingering". After ups and downs, it is still as calm as water, so Jiang Yang lived until 105. I think this good-natured woman will live a long life.
"Stand in front of the machine." The doctor in the photo pushed open the door and let me in. "Hold it, catch your breath, and don't move."
I'm a little overwhelmed. "Take a breath" is easy to understand, but "hug", who am I hugging? Where is it held? How to hug? How tight is the hug? Doctor, you have to show me!
Bang, the doctor closed the door and went out. I haven't had time to ask.
Many times, we have a habitual thinking, treat laymen with expert eyes, and always dislike the poor professional quality of laymen and can't do anything well.
I looked at the otolaryngologist, a thin little old man, full of energy and radiant. At first glance, Hua Tuo is alive and makes people feel confident.
"I missed the best of you, and I can't miss the last of you." Remembering that the beautiful nurse missed the chance to draw blood, I happily handed the physical examination form to the otolaryngologist.
The doctor pointed to the chair and said nothing, let me sit on it.
With a snort, the doctor tore open a plastic envelope, took out a small board and pressed it on my forehead and my tongue. Before I noticed, he threw the board into the trash can.
With a snort, the doctor tore open a plastic envelope, took out a pair of pliers, pressed my forehead and picked my nostrils. He put the pliers on the tray before I noticed.
The doctor grabbed our ears, leaned left and right, and took a picture with a small lamp on his head.
"Nothing!" The doctor only said two words, then put a few ticks on the physical examination form and returned it to me.
Oh, my God, I'm not as fast as you, doctor!
My left ear has been perforated since I was a child. Will it be okay? I have been smoking for n years. What about pharyngitis? Is it okay?
It seems that I have made another subjectivist mistake of judging people by their appearances.
After wandering for a long time, all other projects have been completed, leaving B-ultrasound, the most difficult one to wait for.
Do I need more water? I asked the nurse.
"If you want to drink, you have to pee."
Fortunately, I left a hand during the urine test, which should be easier to replenish water. I took off the paper cup and drank a cup of warm water.
"Is 2 10 there?" The nurse looked everywhere for someone.
"Yes, I am." Actually, I don't like the words "present" and "absent", which sounds a bit awkward.
People in China are very particular about what they say. Don't say "umbrella" at the wedding, "poem" at the full moon, "flip" on the boat, "book" at mahjong, "begging for food" at a restaurant and "farewell" to friends. These are all taboos. Nurse, why didn't you say, "Is 2 10 coming?"
Thyroid gland, liver and gallbladder are all over, and the female doctor said, "untie your belt and take off your pants."
This is not good, is it? We don't know each other? Reluctant to take it off, and I don't know where to take it off.
"Well, don't take it off."
Maybe, I took off too much.
"You don't urinate enough, and your prostate can't be seen clearly."
"I drank water."
"How much did you drink?"
"a cup."
"Less, drink six cups."
Did you hear me right? Six cups? Can I drink? In case my spare parts are broken, whose are they?
In order to avoid drinking five more glasses of water, I said, "Never mind, I'll shoot next time."
The physical examination is over. It's already half past eleven, half an hour ahead of my scheduled time.
Have a nutritious breakfast in the canteen of the physical examination center, and there are two people chatting next to them. "Well, doctors and nurses still can't. They are too busy and there is nothing interesting."
Zhuangzi said, "Life is between heaven and earth, like a blink of an eye." Life is short and hard to understand, but life is direct and real. Running on the hard road every day, getting up in a hurry and coming back late is the choice of life. Everyone is like this.
Actually, I don't care how busy doctors and nurses are. What I care about is the result of my physical examination, which is the purpose of my visit.
There is a practice in the medical examination center that if serious problems are found, they will call the parties, so everyone is afraid of receiving a call from the medical examination center.
On the fourth day, my mobile phone rang, "Hello, I'm the physical examination center ..."